I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS. I ONLY OWN MY OCS AND THE NEW PLOT I PUT THEM IN.
A/N: Big thank you to everyone who followed, favorited, and reviewed. You rock! WARNING: There will be detailed lemons in this story! Oh, and some cussing. This might seem like a crackfic at times, but I promise to keep it on a plot that makes sense. I have no beta so if I mess up any grammar, my bad. I recheck it all the time, so if I miss it right when I put it up I will most likely fix it the next day or so. If you notice a major mistake, feel free to NICELY let me know, thank you. A bit of everyone bashing to start off with but it doesn't last, I swear. I'm sorry if anyone else seems a bit OOC but hopefully it will be explained in the story. Enjoy.
Chapter 36: Well, didn't see that coming!
"I swear to whatever deity will listen, I will kill you!"
"Love, it's not good for you".
"Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, you give me back my pickle spoon right now or I will end you!" Ava raged as she patted her now very swollen stomach.
Barely three days and now she resembled someone almost five months pregnant.
Edward made the unfortunate choice to take away her pickle spoon, a pickle she bit and used to eat ice cream with. He now found just how much of a horror a pregnant and craving wife could be.
"But Love, you and the baby need healthy things" he tried to calm her, he even dared to use some dazzle.
He thought it had almost worked when Ava raised her brows and her lids dropped slightly.
"Fine you can keep the spoon" she said and he began to smile. "We'll just never have sex ever again; I hope you enjoy self-gratification".
"Bu-but Love" he stuttered when he saw the gleam in her eyes.
"Yes?" she asked knowingly.
He sighed and let his head drop. "Here" he handed back her edible spoon.
"Thank you" she said primly walking by a laughing Paul. He was making whipping motions at Edward, making the other man's nostrils flare.
"I wouldn't talk if I was you" she all but hissed at Paul making his eyes widen before he was back to his cocky self.
"Oh yeah, why's that".
"Eva and I still have a certain video to show the oh so lovely Rachel" she said sniffing as he paled.
"Let's get you off of your feet" Eva said rushing up to her sister.
"Did you bring it?" Ava said suddenly feeling tired. Edward went rigged when he saw the circle under her eyes become darker.
"Yes, here. Enjoy" Eva said teasingly. She handed Ava a glass of bear blood and patting her sister's shoulder symphothetically when she grimaced.
Ava finally took a sip before draining the glass greedily. She sighed in relief when the kicking in her stomach settled down.
"And how is our little rain of sunshine today?" Carlisle asked as he came to sit on the coffee table in front of the twins.
"Oh ya know" Ava said leaning back. "I had sex, got pregnant, and now it's trying to kill me. Just goes to show" she shook her head. "Mean Girls is always right".
"I could have told you that" Rose smirked as she came in sitting on the couches arm rest. She happily placed a hand on Ava's stomach and laughed. "A real kicker" she commented.
"It's like a fucking mosh pit in there" Eva said.
Ava rolled her eyes and made faces imitating both girls before eating more ice cream.
Suddenly her face scrunched up.
"What is it Love?" he asked concerned. She had already had three ribs broken.
"I…need to pee" she said making everyone let out a breath they didn't know they were holding. "Yeah, need to pee. Been doing that a lot lately. Wake up, pee. Sneeze, pee. Laugh, pee".
"You're just a human faucet aren't you" Paul jeered.
Ava looked him dead in the face looking more serious than he had ever seen her.
"I will pee on you".
"Never mind, bye" he said hurriedly shooting Edward a glare when he chuckled.
"Yeah, that's what I thought" she muttered. "Little bitch ass bitch, wanna be my cinnamon apple bitch."
"You tell him" Eva encouraged.
"That's why you're such a good sister" Ava snorted.
"Any more pains today Ava" Carlisle brought the attention back on himself. "Any more bruises?"
"A few" she admitted shooting a glance at Edward in time to catch him looking out the window in a self-loathing way. "But I'm happy".
"Why can't Danny make something for you again?" Rose asked.
"She's nervous she'll do something to hurt the baby" Eva answered looking between an upset Edward and a contemplating Ava.
"I think" she said standing up motioning to the other two. "That we should let these to talk, come on. We can go back to the main house, I know Esme has some new flowers to show me" she hinted and they all said goodbye before leaving the cottage.
"Edward" Ava said softly trying to lift herself off of the sofa.
It was proving harder than first believed.
Edward chuckled though there was a shake in it as he went over and lightly pushed on her shoulders so she would stay down, then joined her.
"Please don't blame yourself Sugar" she told him worriedly.
"I just-", he stopped to take a deep breath. "I just can't stand to see you hurt because of me".
"It's not because of you, well not just you" she corrected at his look. "I was there two, it did take the two of us to make this baby".
"I know, but still. If I had remembered, you would be fine".
"I am fine, I promise. And this is a good thing remember?"
"Yes, Love. And I do want the baby, truly, but this whole process…." He looked up at her with misty eyes. "You won't leave me will you? I don't know what I would do if the baby killed you, my venom doesn't work on you. Too much could kill you, and you can't be turned. I'd-".
"You would be strong and go on for our child" she told him running her fingers over his cheek. "But it won't come to that, I have you and everyone to help me. The only thing we have to worry about is this upcoming meeting."
"About that, I don't think you should go".
"Edward, they asked for me by name and I won't run from the likes of them. I'm going and you'll keep me safe". He sighed unhappily as he laid his head on her shoulder and cuddled up against her.
"Plus" she smirked, "Eva and Danny would rip them new assholes if they so much twitched the wrong way".
Edward let out an abrupt laugh.
"I'd help them" he promised.
"I know, and I'm not helpless you know. Just fat".
"You're not fat Love" he laughed. "You're still sexy as hell" he muttered as he began kissing her neck sensually.
"Damn right" she sighed before moaning when he nipped her.
Any more talk of the Volturi and babies were pushed aside as the couple spent some much needed time together.
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He was nervous, not because of the upcoming battle but because his secret will finally be out in the open.
But this had to be done, they needed him.
With this in mind he finished his meal and jumped back on his motorcycle.
As the wind whipped at his face, his eyes caught sight of a sign.
Welcome to Forks.
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"This is bullshit" Ava muttered as she munched on some hot Cheetos barefoot in the snow. She was radiating too much heat to wear much, she was even melting the snow under her feet barely feeling it. Edward rubbed her back as Eva chuckled.
"Why couldn't we meet in a house or some place indoors again?" asked Danny.
Everyone was standing in the snow in the open field. The girls recognized and were introduced to Carlisle's friends. The Irish clan, the Amazon Clan, and so forth.
Jasper was especially happy to introduce them to Charlotte and Peter, who the girls thought were hilarious.
Kate and Tanya were very happy to finally meet their men in person.
Alice was looking around in wonder, she seemed to be looking for something but wouldn't say what.
Some of the others were angry that she was withholding information but with the girls and Jasper backing her up, everyone backed off.
"Surprises are always fun" the twins had defended her.
"It was better to do this away from humans" Carlisle said.
"Brady and Colin are watching the girls right?" Emmett asked Jacob who nodded.
"We decided to have them sit this one out, as you asked. Plus, we wanted to make sure the imprints were safe".
"The ones who would stay out of harm's way" Leah said looking at Danny who only smiled innocently.
Felix, who was getting along with his new family, laughed until Seth shot him a look. "Darling" he cooed at the younger boy. He heard two smacks and knew that someone had smacked Quil and Paul. "I'm a vampire, plus I know how they work. I can help".
"I know" Seth said unhappily. "Doesn't mean I like it".
Felix smirked and kissed him, ignoring the even louder smacks behind him.
"Here they come" Rose said. She kept her voice strong but Jasper felt her nerves and sent a wave of calm out.
"Ah, dear ones" Aro said walking up.
Aro was smiling, as was Marcus while Caius looked like he had been sucking on lemons. Though that may have been due to the beautiful woman who had practically attached herself to his hip.
The woman who noticed his eyes on Eva and glared.
Eva rolled her eyes.
"Aro, good to see you" Carlisle said. Felix nodded at his former masters making Aro and Caius frown slightly since it was obvious where his loyalties now stood, and Marcus wave. Demetri also waved with a smirk aimed at his friend.
"Hi Marcus" the twins chorused.
"Ladies" he nodded with a soft smile.
"Irina" Eleazar said worriedly as they noticed her stationed between Jane and Alec. "Come here". Tanya and Kate opened their arms for her as Alistair and Garrett stayed close.
"She is to stay where she is!" commanded Caius angrily. "We are here to see if you are in fact pregnant, and what you plan to do with it".
"Oh, fuck you" said Ava making some of the Volturi gasp.
"Excuse me!" demanded the woman next to him.
"I know you heard me. I'm out here, obviously pregnant, ankles hurt, a rib just broke, and I have to pee and he's acting like he has any say over me or my baby? Fuck you". She ranted before angrily shoving more chips in her mouth.
"No!" Eva, who had been watching Jane, yelled. She stepped in front of Ava before falling down screaming.
"Jane stop" commanded Marcus in a frightening voice making the small vampire actually whimper.
"You bitch!" Ava raved as she helped her sister up before Jacob started freaking out looking her over. Both he and Ava were shaking glaring at the little blonde, and they weren't the only ones.
"I will fuck you up! You want to know pain bitch; I will show you pain! You wanna see how scary a pregnant wolf can be!?" Ava said as Edward rushed to hold her back.
"I don't think it would be in your interest to do that again" Danny said dangerously.
"And what are you going to do to stop her? Magic tricks" mocked Alec with a smirk. He loved how she looked all rallied up.
Jane and Alec looked over to their beloved Aro expecting to see approval if not amusement. Instead they were met by three furious kings.
"Did I tell you to do that Jane?" Aro hissed.
"No Master, but she-".
"Then do not do it again".
Jane glared at the ground and Alec lifted a brow as Aro turned back to the other group.
"I apologize dear ones" he said. "I do hope this can be a peaceful meeting". He didn't miss the way Edward's eyes narrowed obviously having caught some of this thoughts.
"Of course" Carlisle said.
"That being said, why do you have so many people with you, old friend?" Aro asked looking at the large group.
"Family reunion" Ava sneered still glaring at Jane.
"I'm sure" Caius spat sarcastically. The woman next to him giggled in a way that made some of the others want to wince.
"And you are?" Ava asked and Eva rolled her eyes when the woman glared again.
"I am Caius' wife" she said hotly though not telling her name.
"I'm sorry" Eva said barely holding back a smirk.
"I am a Queen" the woman said growing angry.
"And we're fabulous, this way we all have something going on" Ava joked.
"You dare insult her?" said Jane with barely concealed excitement. She wanted another excuse to torture them.
"Jane handle them!" the queen yelled as the kings screamed no, but it was too late.
However, it wasn't Ava who screamed in pain, but instead Jane.
She withered and cried, finally feeling the pain she had always gladly heaped on others.
"What's happening?" screamed Alec.
"I told her not to do that again" Danny said holding her hands up.
It became clear that she was the one pushing Jane's own power against her.
"Daniela" Marcus said kindly seeing as his brothers were in shock, and none of the Cullens' side were going to say anything.
She gave a small nod and dropped her hands.
Alec wasn't having it though and, ignoring his Master's calls, let smoke spread from his hands.
Though surprisingly, or unsurprisingly for the people who had just witnessed the ordeal with Jane, his power engulfed him instead.
"Enough, both of you! This is meant to be a peaceful meeting!" Aro tried to gain control. Alec and Jane had never disobeyed him before.
As Danny lowered her hands there was a scream as Jane, eyes showing her to be unhinged, ran towards them.
Out of nowhere a whip wrapped itself around her left arm. It glowed red and she screamed, this time from fear and pain, as it began to burn away her shirt sleeve and skin.
Before it could take her arm off completely it was pulled back and went to a lone figure glad in a leather jacket with a hood. How no one noticed this person standing on the edge of between their two groups, they didn't know.
"What the fuck?" the twins asked.
"Language" the figure said and their eyes widened as they recognized the voice. Reaching up he removed his hood and exposed his face for all to see.
"DAD!"
"MR. BEDLAM!" Danny asked.
"Hello girls" he said pleasantly as if he hadn't just used an awesome weird whip, or snuck up on a group of supernatural beings like a bad ass.
"But-how. What-" Eva sputtered confused.
Danny shook her head while everyone else looked on confused or shocked.
"When the fuck did this happen?" Ava asked.
"Language, and-" he cut himself off when he saw his very pregnant daughter. "When the fuck did this happen" he asked shocked.
"Well um" said a now nervous Edward who Adam shot a dark look at.
"What about that whole" Ava cut in making hand motions mimicking a whip and a screaming Jane, "Thing?"
"Well what about this whole" he stopped to mimic her being pregnant and a crying baby, thus proving just how much of him was in the twins, "Thing?"
"And who are you!?" demanded Caius.
"Adam" Marcus said as a big smile over took his face and he walked out, Adam matching his steps.
"Marcus, my old friend" he said happy as the two man shared a hug.
"What!?" Eva was finally able to get out.
"I guess I have a bit of explaining to do. It's a long story" he sighed and almost everyone, including the Volturi, nodded.
"You're a hunter?" Edward asked with raised brows.
"Ok, maybe not that long after all" he grumbled. "I knew once I met Edward, what he was and I could guess about Jacob."
"That's what you meant in the restaurant!" Edward explained before noticing everyone, including his now irritated wife's. "You said you were used to red eyes."
"You never told me this" Ava aimed at her husband who tried to sooth her.
"I didn't want to cause problems" he said.
Ava opened her mouth but then shrugged. Jacob shook his head trying to wrap his mind around it all, while Eva rubbed her eyes. Danny finally giggled, even more so when Leah sent her a 'really' look.
"I must admit I am very confused" Aro said looking at the human who they had not noticed, "But intrigued."
"I think I can clear this up" Marcus said still smiling. "Adam here is a friend of mine, we met when he was a young man. He was a hunter, tracking down the worst of the worst of things that go bump in the night. He was the one I was receiving letters from after Didyme..." he stopped to stare off.
There was a sad gleam in his eye, only disappearing when Adam patted his back.
"I told you I thought the girls looked familiar, though I only saw them once when they were very young" he smiled over at the twins whose mouths were dropped.
"So you told him about this meeting" Caius asked scandalized before rolling his eyes at his wife who mirrored him.
He was not happy that Aro had her come along, she found out about his attraction to Eva and wouldn't leave his side in fear of being replaced, mate or not.
"So this is a happy reunion" Aro cheered though his eyes remained on Adam wearily.
Alice looked down so no one could see her triumphant smirk.
Jasper looked at her curiously but turned back to the scene unfolding, he'd find out what she was so smug about later.
"Anyway, I knew they weren't killing people so everything was fine. Marcus here asked me not to go to Volturi to hunt seeing as he knew you killed people, and as payment for a favor I agreed. However, gentlemen" his demeanor changed slightly now.
It became darker and dangerous.
"I can't allow you to hurt my girls".
"Of course we wish not to offend a friend of our brother, someone who can hopefully be a friend to us in the future as well?" Aro asked trying to sound tempting.
He always needed new powerful allies, and this human was powerful.
"Perhaps" Adam smirked noncommittally motioning for the other man to continue.
"But we were told by this woman here" Aro motioned to a now shaking Irina, "That your daughter was trying to create a new breed of beings that could wipe out vampires and humans alike. A half wolf, half vampire".
"How do you know it will kill humans and animals?" Adam asked the blonde woman.
"She doesn't" Ava said glaring at the woman who tried to glare back.
"It's just her trying to get revenge for her boyfriend, he attacked Bella so the pack killed him" Eva told her father and his eyes narrowed at Irina.
"Is this so?" he asked and his tone said 'you better not fucking lie to me'.
"Unfortunately" Kate said uncomfortably as her and Tanya fidgeted and looked on in sadness. Carlisle had told them the high possible of what would happen if the Volturi found Irina guilty of trying to use them for a second time.
They were anxious and deeply saddened, but they couldn't lie and hurt people who didn't deserve it.
Carmen leaned against a pained Eleazar.
"But how do we know that the baby won't-" started Caius' wife and a few people rolled their eyes, including Caius.
The twins totally understood now why she was kept in her tower and disoriented most of the time, she was annoying as hell.
"I lied" Irina surprised them by saying. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, "I just wanted justice for Laurent, but now I see it would have just been revenge. It wasn't their fault, what happened. I'm sorry" she whispered the last part looking at the twins and her sisters.
"I'm so sorry" her lip trembled.
Her family began to cry as Eleazar and their mates tried to comfort them while the twins nodded to her gravely.
"Then you shall be dealt with-" Caius was once again interrupted, not something he was used to.
'Wait, Marcus" Adam turned to his friend who was smirking.
"Yes?" he asked innocently.
"These are two different accounts right?"
"She just admitted it though" raged Jane, who went ignored as her brother tended to her arm.
"Technically" Marcus chuckled.
"So this would be her second chance for this one?" he suggested and Caius threw his hands up in the air and Aro laughed.
"I supposed you are right, seeing as she showed remorse for her actions and this was business of a different nature" Aro said amusedly. "You may go, but let this not happen again".
Irina ran over to her family as they embraced each other.
Caius was pouting and letting his wife fawn over him.
"You ok?" Eva teased a teary eyed Ava.
"Yep" she cleared her throat. She being pregnant made her so emotional, it pissed her off. "Just got a snow flake in my eye" she insisted.
"It's not snowing" Quil said confusedly.
"Shut up!" she stuck her tongue out.
"Ahah! Caught you red handed" came the voice of Old Quil as he and Harry made their way to the groups.
"These assholes" Eva said.
"Fuck you" Ava added.
"Well at least I know now not to take it personally" Caius huffed.
"What" Ava asked, "You thought you were special?"
"These are the original assholes here, they got you beat" Eva agreed.
"No one has me beat!" Caius raged at the idea of being second best before he heard muffled laughter.
"Well if you insist" Eva chuckled, "Then you'll always be asshole number one to us".
Caius opened his mouth before he took on a dull expression realizing what he had done.
"We have proven that you are endangering our pack" Old Quil spat while Harry was unusually quiet. Jasper felt the remorse rolling off of him, unfortunately the hurt pride was even stronger. Jasper didn't attempt to sooth or prompt him, if he wanted to fix his relationship between his children it had to come from him and only him. Sadly, Jasper didn't think the man would ever get over his pride.
Jacob wasn't surprised to see his dad not there; he knew he had been at odds with the other council members.
"First of all" Ava said tiredly and Edward began fussing over her again. "You have no pack, you aren't part of one and you jerked around the one that cared about you."
"Second" Eva said before they could respond to her sister. "We aren't endangering anyone. Everyone is prepared for anything thrown their way, but this wasn't meant to be a fight". Everyone ignored the fact that this wasn't exactly the truth.
Aro even went so far as to start whistling innocently.
"Third" cut in Danny with a bored expression, "What are you doing here, what were you planning to do to stop us? To call the werewolf police?" she asked sarcastically.
They could hear Marcus and Adam go "Ohhhhh!" in the background.
"We are the elders! We have every right to-. Where are you going!?" he yelled at Ava and Edward. Quil was almost worried that his grandfather would have a stroke.
"I have to pee. Plus" she said not even sparing them a glance. "You bore me".
With that being said she waved her goodbyes to everyone before sending a look at her father for him to follow. Still ignoring the angry Old Quil, everyone said small goodbyes and dispersed.
"Bit anticlimactic huh?" Eva teased as she walked with Jacob.
"Better that way" he commented. "Though the disappointment on Emmett's face would disagree" he laughed seeing Jared and Felix teasing the big vampire.
"Well at least everything is over" he sighed.
"Over?" she scoffed. "We still have to question dad and help Ava survive giving birth! Over my ass".
A/N: What do you guys think? What do you think of the stranger being their dad? As you can tell, I didn't care to much to remember Caius' wife's name. I think next chapter will be the last, unless you guys want an epilogue? Let me know. Next chapter has; Adam's story and babies! Review, ask, or suggest if you'd like. Until next time, have a great day.