Hello internet people!

Thanks Eliza Ghost for the idea!

Dear Fanfiction writers,

I just want to point out, the odds of us getting stranded on a desert island are pretty slim.

Jade: Be a little nicer about it, Beck, I don't think they know how fine with it you are.

Jade-

Jade: Don't you 'Jade' me! We want you to stop writing those dumb fics where we end dead or in the middle of nowhere!

Just agree to keep her quiet.

Jade: I can still get into your RV!

~Beck and Jade

Reviews and ideas?