Naruto waited for the customary poof of smoke to signify if the jutsu had taken effect or not, but to his surprise their surroundings had just blurred briefly coming sharply into focus and then a poof of magenta coloured smoke happened. Obito was not amused at that and proceeded to announce his thoughts on the subject "It's bloody ridiculous! We travel through time not cook houses! But nooooo! Still the smoke comes around suffocating my innocent lungs with it's-"

Kakashi promptly clapped a hand over his mouth saying dangerously softly "You sound girly."

Obito screamed in silent rage about to proclaim that damn it all he was manly, strong and devilishly handsome, so the idea of being thought of a chic was...

Well! It's insulting!

The smoke however cleared as Obito yanked away Kakashi's offending hand about to tell him that much when his jaw dropped in disbelief looking a the curvy, long silver haired female "Kakashi! You're a girl!"

Kakashi rolled his (Her?) eyes "So are you baka."

Obito looked down realising he now had shoulder length black hair and a developing chest and a flaming skirt! He inhaled like any professional shinobi telling himself to remain calm, focussed, dignified... TO HELL WITH THAT!

He screeched shaking his hands in a 'OMG' fashion then yelled "KAI!" over and over until Kakashi tired of the screeching shut the newly girlified teen up. Unfortunately it seemed the others suffered the change as well, if the yells were anything to by, Sasuke though was glaring pointedly at the back of Naruto's newly pigtailed head as if it was his (Her?) fault. Naruto waved her hands defensively "Don't look at me mommy Sparks I did everything dad said to!"

Minato poked his new chest and long blonde hair saying "I may have made a teensy error." Rin, Sakura and Kushina had been morning the loss of their hard earned shapes glared at the new adult woman clenching their fists dangerously "You think!"

Iruka stood by a long haired Gaara not looking much different, Obito as such pouted and said "How come he didn't change?"

Iruka -anger sign- "I DID YOU BAKA!"

Naruto tilted her head "Really? I can't tell."

Kakashi sensei giggled over her book seemingly not caring about the situation at hand, Sasuke rolled her eyes pulling lighter fuel adding a drop to Calcifer ('Did the fire change gender? KYA what am I thinking it's a FIRE it doesn't have a gender!' Obito thought) After a moment Sakura flexed his muscles "You know as weird as this change is... I'm totally buff."

Naruto poked her arm whimpering "I'm all soft!"

Obito hung her head blowing irritably at the hair curtaining her eyes "It couldn't get any worse."

A rustle sounded to their left with Itachi Uchia and Kisame of the Akatsuki stepping out in front of them. Itachi raised an eyebrow at the group "What is this?"

Kisame grinned "Looks like a squad of weak little boys assigned to escorting all these pretty little ladies."

Even though it was sarcasm on the pretty part the boys and girls took offence to his remark, Obito and Naruto screeched "HEY!"

Whilst Sakura cracked his knuckles preparing to break a few bones, Kisame looked the group over once more then said "I thought you had a brother Itachi or perhaps you didn't kill the clan as thoroughly as you thought."

Sasuke clenched her fist the instinct to protect Calcifer over ridding her urge to take revenge, Itachi didn't spare Kisame a look "I have no doubts that I spared only my brother."

Minato and Kakashi sensei readied to fight if necessary, Itachi added "Besides this one reminds of a hare. Alert and ready to bolt at a moments notice."

The images of Itachi and Kisame faded into crows, the time travellers blinked 'Gen jutsu?' Naruto said loudly "WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT ALL ABOUT! Who pops in randomly in a gen jutsu talking about hares!"

Obito wiped her goggles "Apparently he does."

Minato sighed "Well I'll look the seals over and try to find out what made us change, you don't run off or anything OK?"

With that the female Hokage pulled out a scroll and started muttering herself about figures, Sakura grinned at Rin "Hey wanna have a spar?"

Rin grinned back "Bring it on!"

Obito tugged self consciously on her skirt "Isn't this thing awfully short?"

Kakashi didn't look up from the daisy she was plucking petals out of humming absent-mindedly 'loves me, loves me not, loves me' and so on "Nope it's standard length."

Iruka walked over with Gaara sill muttering under her breath "How do girls stay balanced to walk let alone train!"

Sasuke and Naruto joined them, the former nursing her baby fire "Perseverance maybe? Naruto what is your future mother doing?"

He indicated the red haired boy goggling unashamedly at Minato's chest. Naruto flushed "I think she's checking my dad out..."

Obito gripped his head "ARG NASTY!"

Sasuke hmmed "Not really they're opposite genders, married in the future it's hardly surprising there's an attraction."

Iruka snorted "That's coming from the nun."

Sasuke glared "What was that shallow little witch?"

Iruka glared back "Nothing plastic!"

"SHALLOW!"

"PLASTIC!"

"SHALLOW!"

"PLASTIC!"

"SHALLOW!"

"PLASTIC!"

Naruto watched with widening eyes whispering to a frightened Obito at the developing cat fight "It's like Ino and Sakura but worse!"

Speaking of Sakura her and Rin were really getting the spar as Sakura smashed the earth creating a wall between him and Rin's shuriken, Rin not wanting to out done blew out a paralysing medical fog, Sakura dodged and punched his chin.

Oh it was so on!

Kakashi swatted away the annoying silver locks that kept blowing into her face, after the twentieth huffy swat Obito gently grabbed the hair and began braiding the offending hair strands. Kakashi stiffened "What are you doing?"

Obito tugged a little "I'm braiding your hair and yes if you tell anyone I did so they'll never find your corpse."

Kakashi relaxed saying back "I didn't know you could do that."

Obito tied the end off with a scrunchie "Well with little female cousins you learn fast. There done!"

Kakashi didn't thank her, but she did swiftly tie Obito's hair into a high pony tail for her then resuming her daisy plucking duty. Sasuke had grown tired with her fight with Iruka, whom she was now ignoring, listening to Naruto as she said "Ne Sasuke do I look fat?"

Sasuke sighed at her friends question "You look fine!"

Then continued mothering her fire chastising the growing glowing light "Now Calcifer you've had three drops already you'll get hyper if you have any more!"

Naruto grinned wickedly slipping the fire a piece of charcoal, Sasuke saw this then snapped "Naruto!"

Naruto smiled innocently "What? Aren't I allowed to treat my nephew? I am his most awesome Uncle after all!" Naruto looked down at her body "Ah Aunt..." She amended.

Gaara who was still relatively of sound mind ha ironic, stated "You do realise you're all giving in too your bodies girly impulses right?"

And hearing that from her (without his world famous dead sexy deep voice) was a shock in itself. The added info made them stop what they doing, look at themselves, then in the cases of Naruto of Obito jump up as if they were burnt and screech "WE NEED THIS FIXED NOW!"

Minato shared similar sentiments resolving to track down this times Jiraiya to help solve this problem as soon as possible since Kushina strolled up grinning lecherously with a Rose clasped loosely in his hand, (Where the heck did he get that?) and say seductively "How about you study me instead? I promise I'm a good subject."

Minato felt sick to her stomach for two reasons then one, her under-age wife (Husband?) was being perverted and two that ration pack Ramen was probably not as fresh as she thought it was. Added on to that Kakashi sensei was NO help whatsoever snickering into her book and making rude gestures. Minato breathed in calmly then said "Kushina I think the body switch has made most of our hormones kinda nuts, and considering you were a teenager at the time that's a VERY bad thing, so let's agree to post pone this conversation shall we?"

Kushina 'tripped' landing his face into Minato's ample chest, "Minato chan you truly are well endowed!"

This, to the shock of the Hokage, angered her more than she thought, "You." -anger sign- "PERVERT!"

SMACK!

Kushina was sent flying into a tree, Minato blew her fist off then paled realising what she done. "I just hit my wife. Oh Kami I'm a wife beater!"

Kakashi sensei patted her head in sympathy "There there not a court in the world that would convict you."

Minato felt slightly better "On the bases I'm so nice I suppose?"

Kakashi sensei eye smiled "Well that too. I was saying more along the lines they'd actually have to look up to do so."

Minato blinked then yelled "PERVY CYCLOPS!"

Her currently female adult student resumed her book "And proud of it."