Organization Cheese

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Chapter 33: The King's Bucket List

"STOOOOOOOOOPPPPP, YOU IMBECILES!" Larxene yelled as she hurled herself in between Riku and Cloud, stopping Riku's act of violence just in time.

"Cloud, my darling innocent fairy god-son, is not at fault here. NO. The REAL culprit is that wretched man over there." Larxene pointed to the silver-haired figure currently pinned to the ground by Lexaeus, with Axel kneeling over him with a pair of scissors about to be plunged into a certain device on the back of his neck. "That's right, our very own Sephiroth!"

Sephy struggled against the heavy weight of Lexaeus (who was sitting on him) to look up after Larxene's accusatory statement, and exclaimed "Fine! I will explain everything!" However, Axel's scissors had already begun on their trajectory towards Sephiroth's neck, and there was no stopping those flaming babies now…Sephy passed out cold on the ground as the golden device on his neck was shattered and fell in pieces into the grassy terrain below him.

"Well, that's great, Axel. You just HAD to steal the show. Zexion, if he's not still dying from the poison, is going to die from being a freak of nature, and now you've just flat out KO'ed any source of explanation for fixing this hot mess. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO *BEEP*ING SAY FOR YOURSELF?" Riku was red in the face from yelling-a red that almost matched Axel's hair color. But not quite. Not quite.

"Woah, woah, woah, Riku, don't fear. Where did Zexion get all his information from anyway, huh? Who started this whole grande, whacked out scheme? Huh?" Axel replied, holding his hands up.

All eyes slowly turned to whom else but the King, who was currently laying back in a leather recliner snacking on popcorn, watching the whole ordeal play out. Feeling hundreds of eyes on him, he rose from his chair.

"Alright, alright, everybody. It's been incredibly fun being able to watch every step of my ingenious plan happen—and yes, I have installed many secret cameras so that I was able to watch every step-but I think things have gotten a little out of hand. I suppose I'm well overdue for an explanation, huh?"

"Yeah, I'd say so," Riku said snidely, "It's about *beep*in' time."

"All right, here's the deal. See, I have this bucket list, and entry number #355 is "Become an evil mastermind for a day." But what they don't tell you is that being an evil mastermind is extremely addicting." He shrugged casually, "Get over it. Anywho, for any of you idiots who hasn't figured it out yet, I am BEHIND EVERYTHING. I brainwashed Sephy and Tifa. I had all of them brainwash all of YOU. And now… now! The FINAL STAGE WILL BEG-"

Mickey's speech was cut short by the sound of explosions coming from behind him. One by one, the towers of the castle fell to the ground, and debris rained into the courtyard.

"RUNNNN!" Minnie screeched, grabbing Mickey's hand, dashing towards a gigantic dark portal that had opened in the middle of the courtyard.

"YEEHAWW! I FEEL LIKE A YOUNGSTER ALL OVER AGAIN!" Auron roared, dodge-rolling away from falling debris as he followed the crowd into the portal.

Two minutes later, our friends found themselves on the dance floor of a 1970's-era disco. Marluxia quietly belted out a Gaga song as background music. Everyone stared at the King, standing in the center of the floor, wearing the trademark white suit of the disco era.

"This is where the game ends," the King declared, raising his hands in the air, "This… is where it finally ends. All eyes were on him. "You see, I-"

"WAIT!" Roxas screamed. The King froze mid-sentence. "MY DIARY'S STILL IN THE CASTLE!"

Axel joined in. "MY GOSSIP GIRL DVDS!"

"MY PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!" Demyx cried

"MY CHOCOLATE MOUSSE I NEVER GOT TO FINISH!" Yuffie chimed in frantically.

"MY MAN!" Yuna shrieked. "WHERE'S TIDUS?"

Everyone gasped. Could it be possible that not everyone had made it to safety after the sudden explosion?

"I'M GOING BACK!" Roxas, Axel, and Yuna exclaimed.

Axel was already forming a teleportation portal of darkness when the King stepped in front of him, holding his arm out to halt Axel.

"It's no use, my minion*COUGH*comrade. None of these things are important anymore."

"You mean a person possibly DYING is not important?" Yuna countered.

"Everything in the castle was simply used as bait to gather everyone for Minnie's birthday gala. They don't actually mean anything. They can be lived without. Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka are trained, professional spies and were hired by me to blow up Castle D'Italia."

"But WHY, King Mickey? Why go to such great lengths for this event?" Sora inquired from the crowd surrounding the King.

"I told you, it's on my bucket list to be an evil villain for the day! And the next bullet down, #356, was to throw my Minnie an intergalactic surprise birthday party! Why, I'd walk to the ends of the galaxy for my Minnie, I love her so much!" Mickey reached his arm out and wrapped it over his love's shoulder, pulling her closer.

Minnie blushed, a bit flustered. "Well thank you, that's very sweet of you, Mickey." Her look grew stern, and she pulled away from Mickey's embrace. "But we all know, however, that I'M not the realreason for this giant sequence of events."

Mickey was taken aback at Minnie's harsh words, and a multitude of gasps could be heard across the dance floor. His ears and body glittering from the lights of the disco ball, his eyes slightly shaded from the dim lighting of the dance floor, he stood tall (well, as tall as possible for a mouse of his size) and ominously and squeaked, "She's right."

Another round of gasps escaped the mouths of the guests.

"I didn't do all this just for Minnie. Her party was a facade, just an excuse to fulfill my true intention. MY MINIONS-" Everyone held their breaths. "MY INGENIOUS PLAN WAS NOT, IN FACT FOR MINNIE. IT WAS FOR AERITH!"