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Chapter 36

The police soon came and arrested Emmett. One police officer grabbed hold of Emmett,

"Sir can you please come with me,"

"WHY, WHY?!"

"You have to sir,"

"WHY, WHY DO I HAVE TO?!" Emmett asked, the officer looked annoyed,

"You have made out with over 100 elderly women AND men without their permission! Emmett looked around, and pointed to a elderly man,

"He kissed me back," The elderly man nodded,

"He had tender lips," Emmett smiled, this was sick. The police officer started pulling Emmett out of the room,

"CAN YOU LET GO OF ME, YOU ARE MANHANDLING ME, I WILL CALL THE POLICE!" Emmett screeched. The police officer made no move to let go,

"I am the police," Emmett thought for a minute,

"Whatever, just testing you." He mumbled. The police officer carried Emmett out of the room and into a police car, we followed behind, camera in Eric's hand. Emmett was shoved into a cell,

"We could go get him out now," Eric said, we all looked at him,

"Yes, we could Eric, but we don't want to!"

JessicaPOV

We were on our way to prank Alice, we went to her favourite mall and stuck signs on the door reading USE OTHER DOOR and a arrow to the right, this was genious, we waited in the bushes waiting for Alice to come,

APOV

We had been in hiding for 3 days, Emmett had disappeared. God help him, he is probably locked away in a dungeon. We decided not to go find him, I mean anyone that could kidnap Emmett must be ridiculously strong, my phone began ringing, I looked at the Caller ID, unknown

Hello….?

Hi this is Mall of America, I am calling to say there is a sale,

WHERE?!

…

TELL WHEN AND WHERE IT IS. I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!!!!

*HANGUP*

I rushed into our hotel room, Bella we need to go to the Mall of America, she nodded, probably because we haven't been out of our room for ages. We got into my Porsche and drove off. We soon reached there.

"Bella, wait in the car, I am going into shopping mode!" Bella nodded, I walked up to the entrance, there was a sign that read

USE OTHER DOOR

I went to the other door, it had the same sign on it. I went to the last door it said the same thing. What the… I tried pushing the door, it wouldn't budge. I saw a security guard hovering, I went up to him, he looked a bit like Carlisle,

"Excuse me, how do I get in?" He looked at me stupidly,

"Use the door," He said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. I nodded,

"Yeah I thought so to, BUT THE DOORS A LOCKED!!!" screeched, getting impatient, the security guard ran off. I took a run up and smahed through the I am in the mall. The security guard looked at me I smiled and ran to the nearest shop I picked up 5 items of clothing and ran up to the till, I placed my credit card in. it read DECLINED. What the hell?!

"HOW CAN IT BE DECLINED?! I USED IT YESTERDAY, WHY GOD WHY?!" I screamed breaking down. I decided to take the stuff and come back later. I ran into the car,5 security guards chasing me, "Drive BELLA DRIVE," She was sleeping, I slapped her, not that hard, but pretty hard, she woke up, and started driving fast out the car park,

"EAT MY DUST YOU SONS OF---" I stopped. The car suddenly stopped,

"BELLA?!" Bella looked at me,

"We are out of gas…" Crap. The security guards came to arrest me. One grabbed hold of Bella.

"Every woman for themselves" She whispered so only I could hear,

"Officers, I don't this lady, she jumped in my car, pointed a gun to my head and commanded me to drive!" She lied. How could she?

CarlislePOV

We had caught that all on tape, Bella was a clever girl! We ran home and went upstairs to Alice's room, got all her clothes, and chucked them out the window, I then walked out with a torched match, "Step back everyone, this could be dangerous, and me being the adult will do it…step bac--" I commanded

"FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST SET IT ALIGHT! !" Jessica screamed, I glared at her, I realised if I did this Alice would kill me when she found ot,

"You know what I am not prepared to set my daughter's clothes alight," He said stepping back, Renee walked forward, got the match and put it on the clothes, they started burning quickly,

"Let's just sit back and watch the show…" Renee said, Jessica looked around,

"Anyone got any marshmallows?"

OKAY I THINK THIS IS THE MEANEST. SORRY TO ALL THE ALICE FANS, BUT I THOUGHT WHY NOT?! REVIEW REVIEW WHO DID YOU LIKE BEST EMMETTS OR THIS ONE? REVIEW