Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you simply assume?
You only arrange just a silly old doom
You would do well to mark our very tune
For you if you just constantly assume
You make an ass of me and you
Oompa loompa doompety da
Look for some proof and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
