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Lambgrl82: How could you, you stupid mutt?!?!

Wolfman5: How could I what?

Lambgrl82: You know what you did!

Wolfman5: No, I don't. What did I do?

Lambgrl82: You chased Mister Fluff up a tree!

Wolfman5: Bella. I'm a wolf not a dog.

Lambgrl82: *indignant sniff* Like that's an excuse.

Wolfman5: Besides, I haven't been near your house in months.

Lambgrl82: Then how do you explain the humongous paw prints, huh?

Wolfman5: How big is "humongous"? Because I'll bet what you're seeing is a raccoon print or something.

Lambgrl82: NO IT'S NOT!!!

Wolfman5: Ok, then, it's not a raccoon print.

Lambgrl82: Thank you.

Lambgrl82: But I still think it's your fault.

Wolfman5: I swear it's not my fault.

Wolfman5: And since when have you had a cat???

Lambgrl82: Since never!

Lambgrl82: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT!!! *hysterical laughter*

Wolfman5: Shut up.