Izaya panted as he hid behind the school building, hearing Shizuo roar out his name and take off in the wrong direction. He snickered. Shizuo was so stupid! But he had to admit... Shinra had been right in saying they'd have fun together. He was having a lot of fun!

"Ne, ne... did you hear that?"

Izaya took paused and curiously found who was talking. A couple of girls were sitting under a tree, their bento boxes and spread out, obviously sharing their foods.

"That was the infamous call of Heiwajima Shizuo-kun!"

One girl picked up a tamagoyaki with her chopsticks. "Heiwajima-kun? Isn't he that blond?"

"Yep! I think he is so hot."

Izaya's nose wrinkled. Shizu-chan... hot?

Another girl giggled after having chewed her food. "He is! I mean, I'm too scared to say anything to him... but all that raw power in such a hot body... its exhilarating. I bet he'd be a beast in bed!"

"Oh my, Micchan, you are so bad!"

The girls laughed while the one known as 'Micchan' scoffed. "Like you all don't wonder if that strength could translate to the bed."

One sighed. "I must admit, there is something sexy about his strength..."

"And how he has no restraint..."

Izaya had heard enough. His heart was thudding painfully and his jaw was clenched beyond reasons he understood. He clenched his fists and decided it was now or never.

"It's a shame he has a tiny penis."

The girls all looked over to see Orihara Izaya. They both looked at the odd student sourly. "What does Orihara-kun want?"

"Oya! No need to talk with such hostility! I was merely warning you all~"

"Warning us of what?"

"That Shizu-chan has a tiny penis!"

"He does not. How would you know anyways?"

Izaya scoffed. "As if you didn't know! We do have gym class together... which means we shower together."

The girls looked at each other. They couldn't argue against that. One cleared her throat. "Yeah well, I'm sure his strength makes up for that. I bet he could satisfy any woman even if his penis was tiny!"

Izaya laughed. "Probably... it's just... no, I shouldn't tell you."

Queens of gossip, all the girls perked up. "What?"

"No, no... I've already gave away one of Shizu-chan's secrets. I don't need to give away more."

"Tell us!"

"Well... as long as you promise not to tell anyone."

"Okay!"

"Shizu-chan... he... well, he sadly has ED. All of that strength and testosterone has killed his sex drive."

The girls blanched. But then one of them gasped. "That explains everything. That's why he is so disinterested in girls."

The other nodded. "Poor Heiwajima-kun! It must be so sad."

Izaya grinned as he watched the girls pack up their lunches and ramble on about how sad it was that Shizuo had erectile dysfunction. Izaya waited until they were completely out of sight to laugh out loud. Oh, those girls were suckers.

Of course, he wasn't expecting a hand to violently grab him.

Shit.

He was flung against the back of a tree and grinned up at the monster of Raijin himself. Shizuo's brown eyes narrowed at Izaya. "What the fuck did you say about me, flea?"

Izaya snickered. "Does it really matter, Shizu-chan? It's not like you were interested in those girls, were you?"

Shizuo eyed Izaya. There was something about the louse's tone that seemed different... as if he was hiding something. Izaya felt his mask slipping the more Shizuo stared at him with curious eyes. He could feel himself want to claw at the man for looking at him so pensively. The odd feeling that was bubbling in his heart, scratching at his soul bothered him. He had never felt like this before.

Shizuo decided to move onward. "It doesn't matter if I was interested or not. What the fuck do you say about me?"

Izaya sneered. "Just that poor Shizu-chan has a teeny tiny dick and can't get it up."

Shizuo's fist clenched in that red shirt. Shizuo had no idea if he could get it up or not. But he knew he had a fairly normal sized dick! He snarled. "I have a normal sized penis!"

Izaya laughed. That had to be the strangest outburst from Shizuo yet! His eyes glinted. "Oh yeah? Prove it."

Shizuo blanched, not relinquishing his hold, but he did fumble for a second... and finally, he lowered his left hand. He kept Izaya held against the tree with his right.

Izaya's eyes danced. He was really going to do it, wasn't he?

The zipper on his pants sounded off as he pulled it down and then he popped the button open. His pants slid down his legs.

Izaya curiously looked at the bulge in those boxers. He had to wonder if Shizuo was even aware of his half hard state. If that was even when he was hard... somehow he had a feeling he was going to regret calling Shizuo small.

Shizuo pushed his boxers down, his cock being exposed to the cool air. He shuddered slightly. He looked at Izaya, whose eyes were glued on his prick. He felt himself beginning to blush. He had wanted to prove to Izaya he didn't have a tiny dick... but he was staring at it awkwardly now... really sizing it up.

Izaya felt a weird twinge run through his body. He wanted to feel that dick. He narrowed his eyes. "I bet Shizu-chan's little penis is the same size when aroused."

Little! Shizuo snarled, taking hold of his cock. Izaya's eyes danced as he watched Shizuo move his hand up and down his penis... trying to bring himself to arousal to prove it. Oh, how dumb was this brute?

Izaya slyly wrapped his legs around Shizuo's middle, bringing the man closer. Shizuo opened his mouth to protest when Izaya reached down.

"Need a hand?"

Time seemed to slow down for Shizuo as those wicked fingers wrapped around his naked cock and pumped. His mouth fell open and he groaned. Holy shit... fuck!

Izaya felt his own budding arousal twitch at the sound of the groaned, snapping his wrist faster against the cock. He could tell just by the weight in his hands and how long it took him to move up and down the cock that Shizuo wasn't normal, but slightly above average in cock size. He purred as he gently smeared the precum across that head and then rolled his fingers down across the foreskin.

"Oh... fuck flea..."

Izaya felt his heart skip a beat and then a strong hand grabbed his wrist in a steel grip. Hard brown eyes glared into his. "Stop."

"Why? You like it."

Shizuo growled, reaching down to Izaya's pants. Izaya raised a brow. "What are you doing?"

"I showed mine..."

Izaya snickered. "What are we, in grade school? Fine Shizu-chan... you can look at mine all you want. Touch it too if you like~"

Shizuo felt his brow tick and he ripped the pants right off of Izaya. He mewled and laughed as he watched his pants fall.
Shizuo yanked the boxers down and flushed... Izaya's arousal was already wet with precum. He reached out and touched it. Izaya shuddered slightly and reached back down to Shizuo's own arousal. He grinned as Shizuo squeaked, but started to move his hand over his cock.

Izaya's eyes slid closed as he felt his hips twitching in Shizuo's grip. "Hnn... ah, Shizu-chan."

Shizuo shuddered at that- thrusting his hips into that hand while bringing his fingers up to that head again, rubbing it. Izaya purred. His hand moved up and caressed Shizuo's foreskin. He tried not to laugh at the way Shizuo roared in pleasure.

Their hands stopped teasing now. Clutching on to each other's arousals, they worked hard and furious. Izaya felt his head loll back and he groaned, hips twitching against Shizuo's hand. Shizuo panted, he wasn't going to last much longer. He was too new to all of this... feeling too much! He moaned as Izaya shifted his hand just right.

Izaya licked his lips and looked at Shizuo with a dark, seductive look. "Hnn... Shizu-chan!"

"Ah, flea... I'm going to come!"

"Hm..."

Izaya's opposite hand curiously clutched Shizuo's ass, dipping into the curve and rubbing against a taut hole. Shizuo tensed, groaning as he came. Izaya felt himself grin until a finger prodded at his hole as well... that hand on his dick working faster. He cried out as the finger sunk in ever so slightly and he came good and hard against Shizuo.

Shizuo panted, glaring at Izaya before finally letting him down on the floor. He pulled up his pants, zipping them up. "Don't... ever say shit about me again flea..."

Exhausted, Shizuo left Izaya to catch his own.

-

The next day, Shizuo opened his shoe locker to see a few 'We're sorry' notes and brochures for viagra and other medications. He gripped them, crushing them in his grasp. He snarled and snapped his head to the right. Izaya was just now vacating the area.

"IZAYA!"

Izaya grinned as Shizuo began chasing him as he usually did. Somethings would never change. All he knew was, if any other girls even thought about talking about Shizuo... he'd make sure to keep them at bay.

Shizuo belonged to him!

No matter what the brute thought. He dodged one of the brochures and laughed.

He could definitely get use to this.