A/N: This chapter goes out to Dr. Cullen who was my first reviewer with a request. Hope you like this! Reand and review? Enjoy!
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Santa Baby
Knock! Knock! Knock!
"Not doing it."
"Yes, you are."
"Over my dead body."
"You're already dead."
"I'd love to see you try and make me."
"Hush up you two! They're coming!"
Creak!
The door of the house opened up to reveal a middle aged woman in an apron with flour on her face. Hiding behind her leg were two small children, their faces peeking out just enough to see who was at their door.
"Merry Christmas!" Alice exclaimed as she smiled brightly at the woman. "We were just out caroling in the neighborhood, would you mind terribly is we sung you a song?"
Grinning from ear to ear, the woman picked up her children and said, "Go ahead! Alex and Lily would love to hear a carol!"
"Aright! Ready guys?" Alice asked, turning to face her family.
Everyone nodded except for Rosalie who folded her arms across her chest.
"One, two three…" She counted before they all began into a round of Silent Night.
The song went extremely well and as soon as they finished, Alice led them into a rendition of Jingle Bells. All the while, Rosalie didn't make a peep.
When they had finished, the pretty blonde finally spoke. "And now, for my solo!"
"Oh no!" Jasper groaned.
"Rosalie, not around the kids!" Edward exclaimed.
"Please Rosalie, don't do it!" Alice added.
"I'm not sure if this is such a good idea…" Esme hesitated.
"Rosalie, maybe we should leave now." Carlisle tried.
"Nonsense! I had to listen to all of your drab voice for the past hour or so we've been doing this! Now it's my turn to shine." Rosalie smiled evilly as she cleared her throat before beginning to sing.
"Santa baby, just slip the sable under the tree, for me. Been an awful good girl, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight."
Much to everyone's dismay, Rosalie began to shrug out of her jacket, officially beginning her almost yearly routine.
First went the jacket, and then the scarf. By the time she was about to slip out of her sweater, Emmett stopped drooling and picked her up before running down the block; the rest of the Cullens weren't far behind.
"Rosalie," Alice admonished once she caught up with her, "You are never coming caroling with us ever again!"
"Yes! Woo-hoo! Alright!" Rosalie cried as she wriggled out of Emmett's grasp and began twirling in circles. "I finally got the Christmas present I wanted for twenty years!"
"And that would be?" Edward prompted.
"To not go caroling with you guys!"
Everyone groaned.