G'day.

Haven't you heard? Oh I suppose not... Well, since the national 'Reconciliation Day' to the Aboriginals, I - and every other authority figure - must recite a speech in whatever dialect of Aboriginal that once occupied that land. About how they owned it and were the original caretakers.

Rude! I said I was kidding! Crikey! Touchy these days, aren't we? ...

How like you. _

Again, rude! Dad likes me much more than you think, thanks. Scotland has nothing to do with it. And yes you have taken after Wales. Dad once said you were both sheep shaggers.

That's nice.

It's your bloody country!

For the third time, RUDE! Just because you don't have any states to be personified, doesn't mean I don't! Now you've offended her.

- Oz

Kia Ora Oz!

Well, at least you can speak the first language spoken on your land, unlike SOMEONES PM . And yes, I'm still annoyed that he didn't say any Maori at the opening of the RWC, even though that french dude completely butchered the language.

YOU out of all people should know why I'm touchy about being "possessed" by other nations! Sheesh, was me screaming at England in the middle of a meeting (while I was still his colony, mind you) not enough of a hint to you that I don't like it when stuff like that goes horribly wrong for me?

Well obviously, unlike you, I actually won it, so nnnnnnnnnnn! :p

Well, you listen to him more than I, so of course he likes you. I think he only talks to me in private, because I "embarrass" him too much in public . Old man just doesn't know how to have fun. He should let France remove that huge stick, because I certainly wont.

I'M NOT A SHEEPSHAGGER! And wales obviously isn't a sheepshagger because he would've already "shagged" me 'cause EVERYONE knows that there's only sheep in New Zealand...

I forgot what we were arguing about. Something about you being too lazy to google something, right..?

No, I don't have states, I have REGIONS. Like Northland, Waikato, Bay of Plenty (Who I'm keeping away from France and Greece), etc etc. And sorry for offending her, I thought you were being more insane than usual.

New Zealand.

((A/N: I don't ship Oz/NZ. That's just...no. It wont work. They'll divorce at least once every day in my opinion. I think that NZ/Wales, however, is a cute couple ^^ and yes, I read SATW, that's where the sheep in NZ reference comes from lol.))