So, Emerson became a Topless Women, and everyone was happy.
The next 2 months passed without much action...besides Ali having to go to the hospital because Caitlin shoved a penny up her nose...and Draco was now doing his steps all the time when he thought no one was looking, but they really were...and they laughed. But besides that, the most noticeable thing was Rachel growing more and more bitchy...
April 45, 7098..Kitchen
"Carly, can you pass me the ketchup for my eggs?" Rachel asked one Saturday morning. Carly winced and passed the ketchup as gingerly as she could.
The whole table watched as Rachel slowly unscrewed the cap...as she poured, Freddy could be seen biting his nails, Doug was clutching a bottle of Herbal Essences, preparing for the outburst, and Caitlin and Ali were clutching Cedric, who was looking at his reflection in the spoon. A tablespoon of ketchup came out, and Rachel moved to turn the bottle right side up; the Topless Women let out a breath of relief.
But before the bottle was fully upright, six drops came spilling onto her eggs; everyone gasped. Draco and Katy hurled their asses outta the kitchen. Melissa, Dimitri, and Sarah jacked Peter's Narnia shield and hid behind it. Peter himself let out a girlish squeal and jumped under the table, Carly following suit soon after. (OC: Dammit...now my other brother is in the bath...i'll keep going then, xD) Ali and Caitlin hid themselves behind Cedric, who was still looking at himself. Doug, bless him, had no choice but to watch what was about to happen...
"My...eggs...are...RUINED!" Rachel screamed at the top of her lungs. "WHO PASSED ME THE KETCHUP? IT'S ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT!" Rachel jumped out of her seat, her hair standing on end. The small tummy that she had developed was hanging out of her shirt, because she hadn't shopped for maturnity (sp?) clothes yet.
"Rachel...sweetie.." Doug began cautiously, but Rachel whipped around and glared at him.
"SHUT UP DOUG! I lied, this is actually YOUR fault!" she yelled. "YOU made me pregnant, YOU are the reason I..I.." tears suddenly came to her eyes.."I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY EGGS ANYMORRRRE!" she sobbed. She threw herself on Doug's shoulder and cried.
"Is..is it safe?" Ali whispered to Caitlin. Caitlin peered around Cedric's shoulder and saw Rachel sobbing on Doug's shoulder. Doug looked rather bored patting her on the back.
"Yeah..we have 1.78 minutes to get out of here before she gets started again.." Caitlin whispered urgently. Ali stood up.
"CODE BLACK! CODE BLACK! EVACUATE!" (OC: xDD Grey's Anatomy..)
The Topless Women scurried out of the room. With only 5.6 seconds left, David was panicking, cause he like, couldn't get out. He finally made it to the door, however, Melissa accidentally shut it in his face..and it locked.
"Shit.." he muttered as he tried to get out. "MELISSA? ALI! CAITLIN! CARLY? HELP ME!" Rachel was beginning to stir. She looked up at him, and began advancing on him. David looked at her all..innocent like, but she didn't seem to notice.
"So..you were the one who handed me the ketchup..weren't you?" she said slowly.
"N-no..that was Carly.." he said. He made a mental note to apologize to Carly later.
"LIAR!" Rachel bellowed. David began trying to open the door behind his back, but it wouldn't budge. Rachel was growing closer, her eyes flashing dangerously. Just as David started to close his eyes and prepare for the worst, the door flew open behind him, and he scrambled into the hall, slamming the door behind him.
"David! You could have gotten killed!" Sarah panted, Harry and Ron behind her, their wands out.
"It was Melissa.." he muttered. "She shut the door behind me-"
"Who cares? Let's go.." Sarah said, and the four of them ran, not stopping until they reached their rooms.
Still April 45, 7098 - Midafternoon
"No no Draco, you're doing it all wrong," said Freddy. "You're doing the two-step, when the three-step is what is in this season.." Draco stared. Katy, who was sitting nearby, was trying her best not to laugh.
"BITCH, IT'S MY TURN!" came Caitlin's voice from the dining room. Katy, Draco, and Freddy all ignored them and continued the dance..lesson..or rather, Freddy telling Draco he sucks.
"DOEHOE, YOU TOOK HIM LAST WEEK! IT'S MY TURN!" Ali yelled back. Suddenly, what sounded like a piggybank breaking echoed into the living room.
"I know that isn't mine!" Draco exclaimed. He then abandoned his dancing and ran into the living room. Before he could open the door, however, it burst open and Draco fell to the floor, Ali chasing Caitlin with a quarter in her hand.
"MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO SHOVE A PENNY UP MY NOSE!" Ali was yelling. Caitlin screamed and ducked behind the couch. Then there was a flash of green light that hit the couch, narrowly missing Ali. She whipped around and saw Draco pointing his wand at her, his slicked back hair sticking up everywhere.
"CRUCIO!" he yelled, and Ali jumped behind the armchair. "NO ONE STEALS MY MONEY BITCH! AVADA KEDAVRA!"
"DRACO NOOOO!" Katy yelled. "YOU'RE NOT A KILLER!" (OC: xDD)
"WATCH ME!" he yelled back, and he threw himself Matrix-style on the ground so he could see Ali crouching behind the armchair.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ali yelled, and she jumped out of his line of fire.
"EXPELLIARMUS!" Freddy suddenly yelled, pointing Harry's wand at Draco. His wand flew across the room to Caitlin, and she snatched it up quickly.
"How the hell did you get Harry's wand?" Katy asked.
He ignored her. "I don't approve of fig-" Freddy suddenly went very white. Everyone turned slowly and saw Rachel standing in the doorway, looking as though she had just woken up from her daily nap..2 minutes before she was supposed to.
"Fck.." they all murmured, and they all started inching towards the door. Ali reached it first, and hauled ass out of the room, Katy and Caitlin on her heels. Freddy pointed Harry's wand at Rachel and muttered "Silencio!" Rachel opened her mouth, but no sound came out. Freddy and Draco took this opportunity to run upstairs.
Katy rolled out of bed at noon and immediately walked down to the kitchen for some brunch. Stepping into the kitchen, she saw someone bent over near the counter, their butt facing the kitchen door. Katy froze.
'Alright..turn around and go back..she didn't see me..' Katy thought and after a seconds hesitation, started backing out of the kitchen.
"Katy?" the person called out. "Is that you?"
Katy cursed under her breath. 'How'd she know..!'
"Yeah.. it's me, Rachel.." Katy said warily, walking towards the counter.
"Oh, good.." Rachel said, standing up straight. She wobbled slightly, grabbing hold of the counter for support. "Could you pick up that fork for me, please?"
"Why didn't you just get another one?" Katy asked.
"Because..I wanted THAT fork." Rachel said sharply. "Now if you DON'T mind.."
Katy quickly picked up the fork, washed it off at the sink, dried it off, then placed it carefully infront of Rachel on the counter before backing out of Rachel's choking range.
Rachel smiled. "Thanks. ...You know, I had an idea.. maybe you can tell me what you think about it.."
Katy nodded from her spot near the window, several meters away from where Rachel stood.
"Well.. I was thinking.. you all of spent months in this house looking after me, and I figured you all deserved a little reward. So I'm giving you all the day off!"
Katy blinked. "Really? Sweet..!"
"Infact, we're all going to the beach!" Rachel continued.
"Wait..we? Rachel, you can't go.." Katy said.
"...WHY?" Rachel asked. Her left eye twitched slightly.
"Er..the baby? It could be coming any day now.." Katy said quietly.
"Don't worry about it.." Rachel said, waving her hand. "Just go and spread the word.."
So..Katy did just that. The Topless Women piled into the Topless Mobile and headed out to the beach (the ride was quite uncomfortable for some, however, as many of the Topless Women had to squeeze into the front passanger seat and the 2nd row of seats; Rachel occupied the entire third row under Doug's suggestion so she would be comfortable)
When they reached the beach, the Topless Women pushed and shoved their way out of the vehicle and rushed onto the beach to find a good spot while Doug stayed behind to help Rachel out of her seat. David, Josh, Cody and Dimitri dumped their stuff near an unlit fire pit (except for Dimitri, who neatly set his towel down--after smoothing down the sand so there weren't any lumps.)
"Hey David.. check it out." Josh murmured, pointing over to his right. David looked up to see Caitlin, Carly and Katy looking over in their direction and giggling; behind them, Peter, Draco and Cedric were each layed out on a towel, taking in some rays.
"Oh.. yeah.." David mumbled, sitting down on his wrinkled towel. "They've been acting really strange these past couple of weeks."
"What do you mean by strange?" Dimitri asked.
"Well..okay, for example.. everytime I walk past Caitlin, she either stops and stares or just giggles.."
Cody snorted. "Maybe you have something on your face and she's just laughing at you.."
"Don't be such a player hater, Cody.." Josh said.
"Whatever.. you boys stay here and continue talking like a bunch of sissys. I'm gunna do men's stuff.."
"Like what?" Dimitri asked.
"Build . Duh." Cody said, before walking towards the water.
"Aah, Forget about him.." Dimitri said, turning to David. "So.. what else?"
"At dinner a few nights ago, Katy kept passing the food to me.." David continued "..Without me even asking for them. And Carly, just last night, changed my bedsheets for me.."
"What's wrong with that?" Josh asked.
"I was still in the bed!" David blurted. Dimitri twitched, turning to look at Katy, Caitlin and Carly, who were STILL looking at them..
"Aw, David is so cute.." Carly whispered. She quickly glanced over her shoulder, relieved to find that Peter did not hear her; instead, he was comparing his complexion to Draco's.
"Ohmahgawd, I knoooow. And look, he's wearing the swim trunks that I brought him!" Caitlin gushed.
"Uhm.. you brought those for Cedric and they didn't fit him.. and you were too lazy to bring them back to the store, so you just left them there.." Katy said.
"Whatever. They look good on him. And he's totally looking at me." Caitlin adjusted her bikini and fluffed her hair.
"He's gunna be lookin' at my foot up yo' ass in about ten seconds.." Katy snapped.
"Oh no you did not just say that.."
"It's alright, Caitlin.. she's just jealous.." Carly said quietly.
"Yeah, I know.." Caitlin started.
"...Of me." Carly added. "Both of you."
"Aw hell nah.." Katy blurted.
The girls continued to argue while the boyfriends chatted amongst themselves. Doug and Rachel strolled by arm in arm, casting an odd glance in the girls' direction; Doug wisely steered Rachel away to avoid upsetting her. Meanwhile, further down the beach, Duncan and Freddy were sitting in beach chairs. Melissa wandered over carrying a shovel in one hand and a pail in the other.
"Hey Freddy! Want to build a sandcastle with me!" Melissa asked.
"Mm.. no, not really.." Freddy murmured, tilting his head away from her.
"Okay..want to jump in the water with me?" She asked.
"Why would I want to go in the water?" Freddy asked, slightly put-off.
"Cause it's like..the beach. And..you do that at the beach.."
Freddy didn't say anything and merely rolled onto his stomach (OC: xD I dunno if you can do that in a beach chair, but...whatever, now you can.).
"Aw, you suck.." Melissa pouted, walking off. She walked along the water and spotted Cody a few yards ahead drawing lines in the sand. She ran over to greet him.
"Hey, watch it!" He blurted as she aproached. "You're going to ruin my floor plans.."
"Floor plans?" Melissa repeated.
"Yes. You almost ruined my dungeon. ..I'm making a castle.."
Melissa beamed. "Oh! A sand castle! Can I help?"
Cody glanced up at Melissa, considering her for a moment. "..I suppose. ..Here's what I need you to do.."
"When I'm through, I'm going to be as dark as Vera Wang.." Peter boasted.
"Who the crap is Vera Wang?" Cedric asked.
"Um, HELLOOOOOOOOO? Only the best designer in Europe today?" Peter offered.
Cedric gave him a blank look.
"..Nevermind." Peter muttered.
Ali, popping in out of no where, plopped down onto Cedric's towel and thrust a hot dog at him.
"Uh..excuse me?" Draco started, snapping his fingers at Ali. "Where is my food?"
"Oh, I KNOW this little crusty-ass albino did not just snap at me.." Ali blurted.
"I'll have you know that in about three hours, I won't be pale!" Draco spat.
Ali opened her mouth to respond, but instead turned to dig through her beach bag. After a short moment, she pulled a container from the bag and held it up for Draco to see.
"This'll speed up the process.." Ali said. Draco snatched the container from her, examining it closely. The label on the container read 'Crisco'.
"You sure..?" Draco asked suspiciously.
"Well, if you don't want it.." Ali started, but Draco popped the lid off and peered inside; the contents were white and smelled faintly of butter..
"Hey, pass that over here when you're through.." Peter said.
"Oh, no.. that stuff is only for the really bad cases. It wouldn't work on you." Ali said quickly.
Draco dipped his hand into the container and began to spread the white stuff all over his body..
Cody dipped a pail into the ocean water when he heard someone call out to him.
"Cody!" Melissa stopped next to him, grinning. "I brought what you asked for.."
Cody looked up to see Melissa with a leash in her hand; at the end of the leash was an Aligator.
"..Nice.. I'm just putting the finishing touches on the castle. Let's go."
Cody and Melissa walked, stopping infront of a lifesize castle made entirely of sand, complete with drawbridge and moat. Cody poured the final pail of water into the moat before tossing the pail aside. He then shoved the gator into the moat, then stepped back to admire his handywork.
"We should take a picture of it.. cause we'll never see it again.." Melissa said.
Cody scoffed. "Of course we will. It'll be here for as long as I want it to be here. It won't erode or wash away in the surf cause it's too far from the water and I re-inforced the walls.."
"With what?" Melissa asked.
"More sand. ..Duh."
Melissa tilted her head. "But like.. what if someone knocks it down?"
"No one will try. We have the gator. ...And if they do, I'll hunt them down and rip out their jugular." Cody said flatly.
Melissa stared.
"...I'm hungry. Are you hungry?" Cody asked. Before Melissa could reply, Cody walked off to find something to eat and Melissa followed after a moments hesistation.
Rachel and Doug continued to walk along the beach, occasionally stopping to watch children play.
"Aw, she's so cute..." Rachel gushed, watching a little girl burry her little brother in the sand.
"Hey, our kid is going to be cute too.." Doug offered. "And smart. Like it's mother.."
Rachel smiled fondly Doug.
"I expect our child would be great at math. ..Maybe a talented rapper too. And-..Rachel?" Doug turned to Rachel, who was grasping at her stomach. "What's wrong?"
"M-my water broke.." Rachel gasped.
"...What?"
"My water.." Rachel started.
"No, I heard you!" Doug blurted. He started hyperventilating. "Ohmahgawd,ohmahgawd,ohmahgawd.."
Rachel blinked at him. "...Are you gunna like...take me to the hospital or do I need to drive myself?"
"No need!" Freddy blurted, popping up out of no where. "Along with being an extremely good singer, actor and being extreamely good looking, I'm also an extremely good doctor.."
Doug stared at Freddy, glancing down at his speedo. "..Don't you think you should change into something a bit more appropriate first?"
"NO TIME, MAN!" Freddy snapped, snapping on some gloves. "We need to do this now. Get me a towel, some ice, a bucket of water and sandwhich.."
Doug blinked.
"NOW!" Freddy shrieked.
Doug ran off.
"Is it normal for my skin to be all..bubbling..?" Draco asked.
"Oh..yeah.." Ali said, coughing slightly. Peter and Cedric stared at Draco with wide eyes.
Peter cleared his throat "Er, Draco..you're.."
"TAN?" Draco asked eagerly.
"..Yeah, you can..say that.." Cedric murmured quietly. Out of no where, Doug ran up and yanked the towel from right under Ali and Cedric.
"WHAT THE FUCK, MAAAAN!" Ali shrieked. "HOW RUDE!"
"Sorry! Rachel's having a sandwhich and I need ice, water and a baby!" Doug said in a rush, before running off.
"What the hell? Did he just say Rachel was having a sandwhich?" Katy asked. The group sat in silence, slowly piecing everything together. All at once, everyone got up and ran off in all different directions to spread the news. Caitlin, Katy and Carly rushed over to David at once, yanking him from his towel.
"RACHEL'S HAVING THE BABY, LET'S GO!" Caitlin shrieked. Together, the three girls dragged David away while Josh and Dimitri jogged after them.