Everybody decided to go out for another mission, one that is way too dangerous for Naxah to go out on. So she has divided the hours between learning how to be a better cook, for Storm, and reading a book on how to be a mother. Naxah already has a plan thought out. Storm's going to confess his love for her then they're going to be married then they're gonna have five kids-two girls and two boys but the third could be any gender. All while Naxah is eighteen to twenty-six. Then they're gonna grow old and spend the rest of their days together in peace while their kids bring their grandkids over for visits. Oh, and Storm will become a god that will feed her tacos whenever she's hungry. The last one was when she was craving tacos, but never say never.
Anyway, now she has finished making a cheese cake that looks like a giant piece of poop, and reading the entire book and is now staring at the cake while sitting at the table by herself. Again.
Why can't I go out on dangerous missions with everyone else!? Naxah thinks while frowning at the cake. Xion can go and she has smaller boobs and a butt than me! But she can fight and has a keyblade while I have a chocolate cheese cake.
She cuts a piece of while sighing, grabs the piece and takes a bite out of it something oozing out from it as her mouth is covered in goo and brown crumbs.
What can I do besides make cakes, and read books? All they every think I am is a maid. Half the time at least. And Xemnas didn't reveal me until now! There just has to be something for me to do!
Then it hits her. Vexens lab equipment.
There has to be something in his lab equipment! Alright! A mission called... Lab Breach!
Naxah throws the piece on the ground, and shoots up out of her seat pointing at the sky like Lady Liberty in the USA.
"Missin accepted!" Naxah exclaims then her stomach rumbles." Bathroom!"
Storm flew into the pillar somewhere in Aladdin's world while his swords are drawn. They have been fighting the beast for five hours now. A monster of great portions that shows no mercy.
Winnie The Pooh.
"How is this possible!?" Storm exclaims getting up for the tenth time today." He's a bear!"
"He is our worst enemy!" Xemnas exclaims walking up next to Storm with a machine gun in his hands." He has decimated us for years!"
"Where did you get the machine gun?" Storm asks confused.
"I AM MASTER OVER NOTHING ITSELF MAKING ME MASTER AND RULER OF NOTHING!" Xemnas shouts like a spartan commander." BUT TODAY I SHALL BE RULER OVER YOU MY WORST ENEMY! THIS. IS. NOT. FOR. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Xemnas fires the gun as Winnie holds his hand out, a force field protecting him. Xemnas stops firing and throws the gun at Winnie, who catches it.
"MORON!" Storm shouts as everyone joins him," YOU DON'T GIVE THE ENEMY AN ADVANTAGE WHEN THEY ALREADY ARE KICKING OUR ASSES!"
"SORRY! I'M A LEADER NOT A FIGHTER! IT'S NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION!" Xemnas shouts back.
The barrel slowly turns as Storm points both of his swords into the air.
"IT'S TIME TO COMBINE!" Storm shouts as Demyx cheers in joy," SIXTEEN RANGERS! LET'S GO!"
Everyone throws their weapons into the air while Demyx plays the hard rock version of the original Power Rangers complete with sound effects. The weapons turn into balls of different colors and combine with Storm's swords. As the light rains out a battle cry is heard.
"LET'S GO! ULTIMATE SWORD GUN WEAPON THING! I DON'T KNOW A NAME FOR THIS BUT FIRE!"
An explosion rains out, one so large that it causes Sora to wake up from his slumber, and run into the ocean in fear for the Kairi clones.
Naxah, after using the bathroom, reads a lab book titled DO NOT READ TOUCH SMELL LOOK ADMIRE OR THINK ABOUT THIS BOOK! I'M TALKING TO YOU NAXAH! I KNOW YOU TOOK TWELVE OF MY FLASKS AND A LOVE POTION! AGAIN!
Vexen doesn't know Naxah.
She found a special recipe one so dangerous that it could spell disaster for the organization. Mainly Storm, but I'm pretty sure you can guess what it is from the beginning, and if you can't you'll find out later.
"This is easy!" Naxah exclaims picking up the right ingredients for a change." But a sample of DNA is a little naughty, but whatever Vexen says."
To Naxah DNA means some weird sex thing when it means something else. Which means she had to get a swab of Storm's semen from his underwear that he left in his bathroom. And she spit in the witch pot Vexen had in the room, and mixed it all together. Naxah also said an indication that shouldn't be said while doing this since it requires a lot of magical energy. Who are we kidding any moron can do this. Vexen's just an idiot that doesn't believe in magic and all that.
Suddenly, the castle began to shake like a giant was stomping around and the pot began to emit a purple smoke that smelled like rotten eggs. Naxah held on to the pot, acciendently tipping it over a little; the liquid jumping out on the floor a little. Then the shaking stops. Silence. That is until something popped out from the pot. Something that made Naxah scream at first, but it became friendly.
And it yelled Mama.
"How did that finish him off again?" Storm asks Xemnas as the group returns to the castle.
"Who knows, but he'll be back," Xemnas replies clutching his fist in the air vengefully.
"Yeah, but I'm starving!" Demyx groans patting his stomach.
"That's my line!" Lexaeus bickers as everyone laughs.
"Yawl make the corniest jokes ever," Storm replies grinning from ear to ear." But I can't complain."
"Yeah, but lets hope that Naxah doesn't try to kill us with whatever slop shes made," Roxas adds as everyone groans.
"That's just mean guys!" Storm exclaims as they are near the dinning room." I know she's a bad cook, but-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"
Storm walks into the kitchen and then draws his swords, pointing at Naxah. Xemnas walks in next, and summons a basketball shaped grenade out of nowhere. Next, Xigbar walks in, and becomes so scared he passes out as Xaldin walks in, and he becomes fear frozen that he opens his mouth to say something, but nothing comes out and he's stuck like a fish out of water. Vexen walks in, and immediately runs out screaming that he wants his momma. Lexaeus walks in and he jumps into Zexion's arms, but ends up squashing the poor Bookworm like a pancake. Zexion yells out in surprise and pain. Saix walks in and walks back out his face looking like he just saw Marluxia having sex with the leader of Transformers. Axel walks in screams bloody murder then explodes into flames-spontanous combusting on the spot. Demyx walks in, and is immediately turned into a little boy who has seen the coolest thing ever. Luxord walks in and walks back out saying he's got to fix his insanity before he rapes Xion. Marluxia walks in and is immediately turned into a little girl who has seen something adorable. Larxene walks in then screams in horror turning as pale as Xemnas' butt. Roxas walks in and jumps into Xions arms, but Xion summons her keyblade, and hits him with it sending him into the kitchen like a baseball bat. Xion's face is red from doing that.
Naxah however is busy feeding the thing in her arms wrapped in white blankets. The thing looks like a demon with its black reptile skin, white teeth with shark teeth and vampire fangs, and neon color eyes that beat at anybody with a soul or scare anyone. Its head is large yet defined with baby devil horns sticking out from it. It has hair mixed with Naxah's brown, brown sugar like hair and Storm's black hair- a weird type of brunette. Naxah is feeding it milk from a bottle that she found lying around, and washed it in bleach fifty times before washing it out with water. On the table are fifty empty milk cartoons.
"Oh hello everone!" Naxah exclaims looking at them with glee," I made a baby!"
Storm looks at everyone who is flabbergasted. Only one thing crosses his mind.
"Who's the baby daddy?" Storm sings.
"YOU ARE!" Everyone replies.
"Ah, hell naw!" Storm shouts," what kind o f plot is this!?"
"Dude, you really expect anything normal from this story and author?" Demyx asks him confused.
"Well, no but this is just ridiculous!" Storm exclaims.
"Hey, it's gonna take another chapter to explain everything plus the next thing!" Xion clarifies.
"Well, we've broken the fourth wall yet again," Storm sighs.