As if tings weren't akward ENOUGH around here...
Chapter: 34
Pairing: Artemis/Female!Teammates
Summary: *NO SPOILERS!*
When Artemis arrived at the Cave that afternoon, she was notexpecting to be tackled by her female teammates.
"Whoa! What the hell?" She screeched, as Raquel threw the archer over her shoulder with ease. "We're going to paint your nails." M'gann said, grinning.
What?
No!
"NO. NO. NO. NO. NO! Somebody- anybody! HHHHHEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP MMMMMMEEEEE!" Artemis screamed, as she was carried to Zatanna's bedroom.
They tossed her on to Zatanna's bed, her back against the mattress. M'gann pinned her arms, Raquel held down her legs, while Zatanna worked to get her converse off.
"Get the fuck off of me!" Artemis roared, struggling under their combined weight.
"Calm down Arty! It'll all be over in about an hour or two! Three if you struggle..." M'gann explained.
"You know, for someone who has never had a pedicure in her entire life, her feet aren't that bad." Zatanna commented.
"I want to die!" Artemis wailed.
Because of Artemis struggling, it took Zatanna almost forty minutes just to paint the base coat on Artemis's toes.
"Kill me... Kill me... Someone please kill me...!" Artemis moaned, eyes weld shut.
"Chill outArtemis!" Raquel snapped.
"Recognized Green Arrow 11. Recognized Black Canary 13."
"Ollie! Dinah! Help!" Artemis screamed.
Her mentor and his girlfriend came running, barging into the room. "What's going on?" Dinah demanded. "We're painting Artemis's toe nails. She keeps struggling, so it's going to take a while." M'gann smiled.
"It's a team bonding exercise." Zatanna added.
"Okay. Have fun you guys." Oliver shrugged, as him and Dinah left the room. "What? What kind of mentor are you? Rescue me dammit!" Artemis hollered.
"Recognized Green Arrow 11. Recognized Black Canary 13."
"What are you guys doing?" Wally asked, eating an apple as him and Robin entered the bedroom.
"Baywatch! Be a good boyfriend and save me!" Artemis begged.
"We're painting Arty's toes. I'm almost done, come check them out." Zatanna said. The two boys walked over, glancing at Artemis's feet.
When Artemis looked up, she could see Wally blushing madly, and Robin trying not to laugh.
"Oh... My... God...! Are you guys giving me Kid Flash toes?" She shrieked. She didn't think it was even possible, but Wally's face got even redder.
"Uh huh." Raquel grinned.
"Why! Why would you do that?" The archer groaned. "Because you and Wally are dating now. Duh." Zatanna scoffed.
"Two months! We have been dating for two months! But that doesn't mean you guys can pin me down and paint his insignia on my toes!" She snapped.
"Yes it does." the girls chorused.
"I'm almostdone. Just gotta do the lightning bolts." Zatanna said, not even bothering to glance at her blonde friend, who was now near tears.
"Nooooo...!" She wailed.
Twenty minutes later, Artemis was alone in her bedroom, staring at her toes.
Her Kid Flashtoes.
Every other toe was red and yellow. The big toe that was yellow had a red lightning bolt on it, and the red one had a yellow lightning bolt.
All her other toes where solid colors.
"I don't know what's scarier; the fact that they painted my toes to look like Baywatch's costume, or that it took them almost two hoursto do it." She sighed.
"Hey."
Artemis looked up and saw Wally, standing in the doorway.
"Hey, yourself." she said, as Wally walked across the room and sat beside her on her bed. "You know, they don't look that bad." He told her, glancing at her toes.
"Shut up." she blushed, tucking her feet under her legs.
"So how was your day, besides the whole, you know... Being-held-down-and-being-forced-to-have-your-nails-paintedpart?" Wally asked.
"Not that bad. I had some blueberry waffles for breakfast, but that's about all I got to do before they grabbed me..." She scoffed.
"Could've been worst. Could have been your Dad orsister who snatched you." Wally pointed out.
"Oh God!" She groaned.
Wally laughed, kissing her temple.