CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
THE PARTING OF THE ARSEHOLES
Dumbledore stomped him in the nuts.
"Dang, Dumbledore," said Professor McGonagall. "You didn't have to kill him."
Dumbledore forced Harry to tell them how the baby back bitch died.
"I will say it again," said Dumbledore. "You are a pussy, Harry. I would have killed a nigga."
Cornelius Fudge came strutting in.
"Voldemort has returned," Dumbledore said.
"Horseshit …"
"Harry witnessed Lord Voldemort's rebirth," said Dumbledore.
"The boy is on crack!" said Fudge.
"You dumbass!" Professor McGonagall cried.
Fudge was being a little bitch.
He turned to exit.
"Your money," Fudge said, dropping fat stacks onto a table.
"Can you make it hot, playa?" said Harry.