Blaze: there are a lot of characters in my story

Palpypie: nah you think

Nemesis: hi

Nsane: hi

Palpypie: not the pitchfork idiot! NO!!!!

Nemesis: what?! (Lifts pitchfork before stabbing Palpypie)

Palpypie: ow!

Voldymuffin: what's she doing here?

Blaze: I thought it would be fun to have her as a permanent co-host of my story

Voldymuffin: oh great

Nemesis: hahaha

Blaze: Nsane will say the disclaimer

Nsane: okay, Blaze doesn't own Nsane, Nemesis, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (which includes her not owning the Greek Gods or any form of Greek Mythology) or Dairy Queen

Blaze: now on to the story, here's chapter 34 and I hope you like it

Chapter 34

The Stolen Cappuccino Part 1

Somewhere on Coruscant…

All the characters were gathered around, waiting for Blaze, her permanent co-host Nemesis and her chapter co-host Nsane to show up. The dark lords, Palpypie, Voldymuffin, Galbycakes, Frosty, Dooku the Friendly Ghost, Tiny, and Durizzle (the other dark lords had fled when they learned Anakin and Luke were insane) were gathered at the far end of the room, glaring at the good guys, also known as the Revolutionaries. Murtagh, Nasuada, Orizzle, Arya, Eragon's Ghost, Morzan and Brom were nearby, talking about sparring lessons, Obi-Wan, Mace, Qui-Gon, Mara and Yoda were wondering where Anakin and Luke where and Harry, Hermione, Ron and Snape were looking for Harry's wand.

"Where could it be?" Hermione wondered out loud as the two of them continued to search through huge Senate apartment complex that Blaze had taken as her own when they had arrived at Coruscant.

"Where could what be?" A new voice sounded and Harry glanced up as Nemesis walked into the room, her pitchfork in her hands, she was followed by Blaze who had a new accessory, a bow and a shaft of arrows made completely out of candy, she was also speaking with the brown haired, green eyed girl that was following her. The girl had a lightsaber with a detachable flamethrower attached to it.

Behind him came three other characters and Hermione frowned. "More new characters?" she asked.

"Well Richard is off crying about Darken disowning him, Darken went back to listening to the stupid Keeper, and all the other characters left to go to Dairy Queen," Nemesis replied with a shrug.

"We have a bigger problem, Potter here lost his wand," Snape snapped.

"Snape snapped? Hahahahaha, that just sounds funny," Blaze commented.

"Oh shut up," Snape snapped and was suddenly stabbed by Blaze's sword and shot with her candy arrow.

"What's with you and candy?" Ron asked.

"I'm obsessed with candy," Blaze replied.

"Are you going to introduce us?" Harry asked gesturing to the three newcomers who were examining the Senate Apartment Complex with curiosity in their eyes.

"Oh yeah, I forgot," Blaze replied with a shrug.

"You always forget things," Harry retorted.

Blaze sighed. "Says the person who lost his wand for the millionth time," she muttered. "Anyway, this is my permanent co-host Nemesis, as you already know, my chapter co-host Nsane," Blaze said gesturing to the brown haired girl, "those three are Poseidon, Percy, and Annabeth."

"Poseidon? As in the Greek God?" Ron asked raising an eyebrow.

"Duh."

"So what's he doing here? We all know the Greek Gods died years ago."

"Do I look dead to you?" Poseidon demanded.

"Um no."

"Save it for Palpypie, Poseidon," Blaze snapped.

"Fine," Poseidon muttered.

"So why exactly are we here?" Percy asked curiously.

"I got bored," Blaze replied.

"You're always bored," Nemesis retorted.

"True."

~*~

With the Dark Lords…

Palpypie narrowed his eyes as he gazed around the apartment room that he was currently sitting in. He, Galbycakes, Voldymuffin, Durizzle, Frosty, Tiny, and Dooku the Friendly Ghost had just been joined by two others and Palpypie didn't know who the hell they were.

"I'm Luke," the eighteen year old man said introducing himself.

"Ha, I knew it."

"Huh?"

"You see, I told you he would turn," Palpypie declared gleefully.

"I think you're mistaking me for someone else," Luke said. "I'm the son of Hermes."

"Who?" Dooku the Friendly Ghost echoed.

"Great, it's a wonder how you became my apprentice at all," Palpypie muttered. "Hermes is the Greek God of Travel, duh!"

"You sounded like Blaze, dawg," Durrizle said.

"Oh shut up."

"Who's the other dude, dawg?"

"Kronos."

"Who?" Every single one of the dark lords echoed sounding shocked.

"Good God, you two don't understand any kind of Greek Mythology do you?"

"What the hell is Mythology?" Kronos asked.

"Idiots, I should have stayed with the Good Guys," Luke muttered before walking off.

"Where do you think your going?" Kronos demanded.

"To find my dad, where else?" Luke retorted and he was gone.

"Wow, I didn't think you would be able to drive some one back to the good side that fast," Tigerstar commented popping up out of nowhere.

"Hey! You're the one that gave me that defected remote!" Palpypie yelled shooting force lightning at Tigerstar who dodged and the lightning hit a mirror before slamming back at the Emperor.

"OW!"

Tigerstar let out a purr of laughter. "I knew it would work," he said before he turned around and padded out of the room.

"Okay, that was weird," Dooku the Friendly Ghost commented.

"Yeah it was, we need to come up with a plan to get back at the Revolutionaries," Palpypie declared.

"Well duh, we tried that before, twice, and it didn't work," Galbycakes retorted.

"Well, I need an apprentice and I would prefer to make Blaze my apprentice but she is much too stubborn. I'd like Skywalker's son as my apprentice but he's insane and that wouldn't help us at all, the same with turning Skywalker back to the dark side because he's insane too," Palpypie muttered.

"You haven't had much good luck with apprentices, huh?" Voldymuffin commented.

"You don't say," Palpypie retorted sarcastically.

"What about Nemesis? Can we turn that chick?" Durizzle asked.

Everyone thought about it for a moment before shuddering as they each remembered the last time they encountered Nemesis. "No way, she would never turn," Dooku the Friendly Ghost said.

"Hermione?"

"She sliced me in half when I tried to simply ask her out so no!"

"Harry?"

"Why should we have that idiot as your apprentice?" Voldymuffin snapped.

"Ron?"

Everyone burst out laughing at that.

"Snape?"

"And everyone laughed even harder at that and Palpypie began to…" the narrator began.

"We don't need a dang narrator," Durizzle snapped tossing the narrator through the window of the Senate apartment.

"Okay, how about Luke?" Tiny suggested.

"Didn't I just say Luke was too insane for that?" Palpypie demanded.

"What about Anakin?"

Palpypie banged his head against the wall of the apartment room. "I'm surrounded by idiots," he muttered. "Anakin is too insane for that too!"

"Um, Murtagh?"

"Nah, Blaze is practically in love with him and Anakin, she'll make Murtagh insane before we can turn him," Galbycakes said.

"Eragon's Ghost?"

"He's a ghost."

"Arya?"

"God, I can't stand her talking."

"Brom?"

"Dude, he's the one that took out nearly half of the Forsworn, he would never turn."

"Nasuada?"

"Nah, her dad raised her right."

"Orizzle?"

"He's too gangsta for that," Durizzle said.

"Hmmm? Yoda?" Frosty suggested.

Everyone burst out laughing at that.

"Obi-Wan?" Voldymuffin suggested.

"Nah, Qui-Gon would kick his ass if we did that."

"Qui-Gon?"

"Ha, Dooku, here, would kick our ass if we did that," Palpypie said gesturing to his former apprentice who glared at him.

"I would not," Dooku the Friendly Ghost retorted. "Besides he's too much with the living Force that Exar Kun or Bane wouldn't be able to turn him."

"Mace?"

Everyone laughed at that.

"Well, it seems we keep coming back down to Blaze and Nemesis," Palpypie commented.

"We could try to turn Obi-Wan," Dooku suggested.

"Ha, Nemesis would kick our asses if we did that," Galbycakes retorted.

"Why should we have to worry about this Nemesis person?" Kronos asked.

"She's scary," Durizzle replied shuddering.

"So is Blaze," Palpypie added shuddering.

"What about my son Poseidon?" Kronos suggested. "He's a God and very powerful after all."

"If he's a God, he would be able to see through our lies," Voldymuffin pointed out.

"Oh yeah, hmmm? Percy? Poseidon's son."

"Could be but I would prefer to have Blaze. Even if this Percy is a demigod, Blaze is still probably ten times stronger than him, five times stronger than Poseidon," Palpypie replied.

"Well, we need an apprentice for you to help us get our revenge," Dooku the Friendly Ghost declared.

"But who?" Galbycakes wondered.

"I need my cappuccino!" the stranger shouted poking his head into the council room before disappearing again. Everyone stared after him before glancing at one another and they all shook their heads.

"Nah," they said at the same time.

"Hmmm? There must be someone we can turn."

"Wait, there is still one person we haven't thought of," Frosty meowed.

"Who's that?" Tiny asked glancing at the dark brown cat.

"I think I know who Hawkfrost is talking about," Palpypie said before smiling, "And it just might work."

~*~

Hollyleaf, who had been observing from the air ducts, crawled back through the ducts before leaping out into the middle of the apartment where all the Revolutionaries about twenty minutes later. Everyone leapt up with a cry of fright and Tigerstar glared at her, his dark brown fur fluffed out.

"Don't do that," he complained.

"Why are you all so shocked?" Blaze asked curiously.

"You're never surprised when random people pop up, we are," Obi-Wan retorted.

Blaze laughed before glancing at the tall man who was dressed as though he was from the Hawaiian islands, not that Hollyleaf has ever been there. "As I was saying before Hollyleaf so rudely interrupted me, that's Poseidon, Percy, and Annabeth, you all probably remember Nemesis, and that's my other co-host Nsane," Blaze said.

"Hello Nemesis," Obi-Wan greeted her.

"Hiya Obi-Wan," Nemesis replied smiling.

"Hey, you guys, I have news," Hollyleaf meowed.

"What's that?" Morzan asked walking over to stand beside Murtagh.

"How's the garden?" Murtagh asked cheerfully.

"Shut up!" Morzan snapped.

Mara laughed before glancing around. "Where's Luke and Anakin?" she asked curiously.

"The CMI," Blaze replied.

"CMI?" Qui-Gon echoed raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, the Coruscant Mental Institute, it's more protected so I doubt Anakin and Luke will be able to just walk out like at Naboo," Blaze replied with a shrug.

"Um, guys, we have serious news!" Hollyleaf snapped angrily.

"Gee, calm down, Hollyleaf," Ashfur's Ghost meowed. Yeah, Blaze was too lazy to make Ashfur alive again and so, like Eragon and Dooku, he was still a ghost.

"I'm serious, I over heard that Palpypie and the other dark lords are planning on turning someone. They keep saying that they want to turn Blaze but everyone agrees they won't be able to do that so they have decided on turning one of Blaze's favorite characters instead," Hollyleaf meowed.

"Well, Anakin and Luke are already insane and I doubt Palpypie would be stupid enough to try and turn them so that only leaves one of all of you," Blaze said gesturing to all of her favorite characters.

"WHERE'S MY CAPPUCCINO?!!!!!!!" the stranger shouted stalking into the room.

"Could Palpypie…?" Qui-Gon began.

"Not if he wants to keep all of his limbs in tact," Blaze replied.

"What's the matter?" Nasuada asked.

"SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPPUCCINO!" the stranger yelled angrily.

"Oh no," Blaze moaned.

"What's the like matter with like that?" Arya asked curiously, her fingers were interlocked with Luke and both Mara and Eragon's Ghost's hair began to steam.

"Wow, you're both steaming," Obi-Wan commented.

"Idiot," Murtagh muttered.

"I'm not an idiot!" Mara snapped angrily slamming a hockey stick into Murtagh's face before dumping a bunch of Dairy Queen ice cream on him.

"What's the matter with you? I was talking about Eragon," Murtagh protested.

"Oh, uh then, my bad," Mara said with a shrug.

"I WANT MY CAPPUCCINO! WHERE IS IT?" the stranger yelled angrily.

"Who had access to your office?" Blaze asked.

"Good God, if I had to name everyone who had access to my office, we'd be here all day," the stranger snapped.

"Why do you keep your door open?" Blaze asked narrowing her eyes.

The stranger shrugged. "I forgot," he said.

"Idiot," Blaze muttered.

"I WANT MY CAPPUCINO!" the stranger yelled pulling out his lightsaber before, screaming like a maniac, ran out of the apartment room.

"We'd better find his cappuccino before he destroys all of Coruscant," Blaze murmured.

"What happened?" Anakin asked popping up with Luke just behind him.

"AHHHH! THEY'RE OUT!" Murtagh yelled.

"How did they get out?" Qui-Gon protested.

"We got let out on good behavior," Luke replied with a shrug. "So what has happened since we got put in there?"

"Palpypie's looking for a new apprentice and he has his eyes sent on Blaze but Blaze won't turn," Murtagh replied.

"And that strange guy's cappuccino, stolen it was," Yoda added.

"Oh great," Anakin muttered.

"Are you two sane?" Obi-Wan asked.

Luke shrugged. "Depends on your definition of sane," he replied. "Hey dad, why don't we ask the Grand Army for help?"

"Sure thing, Son," Anakin replied.

"Grand Army?" Harry echoed sounding confused.

"Yeah, the Grand Army of Polar Bears, duh!" Luke replied rolling his eyes.

"Murtagh, you go with them and make sure they don't get side tracked and start attacking the random dark Jedi in the area," Blaze ordered.

"Sure thing," Murtagh replied though he let out a groan before muttering, "of course I get stuck with the insane Skywalkers," under his breath.

"Morzan you led group two, Nemesis will lead group three, Nsane will lead group four, and I'll lead group five," Blaze said. "Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Brom and Snape, come with me."

"Nasuada, Orizzle, and Eragon's Ghost, come with me," Nsane shouted before leading the group away.

"Hermione, Yoda, Mara, and Arya, come with me," Nemesis called before leading the way out of the apartment room with her group behind her.

"I guess you two are coming with me," Morzan muttered before walking out of the room with Ron and Harry just behind him.

Just as Blaze was about to leave with her group, the stranger popped up. "I know one of those dark lords took my cappuccino, find him so I could kill him, kill him, kill him," he shouted before disappearing into thin air, looking for his coffee.

A/n what do you think?

Blaze: short author's note, we have to go find the stranger's cappuccino. Oh and I really want to know what your favorite four quotes from this entire story so please post them in your review

Nemesis: yeah

Palpypie: mwahahahaha

Nemesis: kill him! (pulls out her pitchfork)

Palpypie: ahhhh!

Nemesis: I'll be back next chapter

Nsane: so will I

Blaze: yup, Nsane is co-hosting the next chapter though Nemesis is going to be a permanent host. Oh and Nsane, you can torch Palpypie in the next chapter

Nsane: cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Palpypie: noooooooooo!!!!

Nemesis and Nsane: (ignite lightsabers)

Palpypie: why me?!!!! (runs away with Nemesis and Nsane just behind him)

Blaze: (laughs) please review and I'll post chapter 35 as soon as I possibly can