ch 36 da gay samariten
josef at da hufflepuff table eattin fruit loops becuz it wuz his favorite cereal bcuz dey reminded him of fruity gay buttholes. Fruit loops is muggle cereal. And I'm never eating fruit loops again
he wuz sittin an tinkin about da staff dat moses gave him den some1 sat down beside josef wit a big bowl of fruitloops.
"why hello josef" he sed.
"oh hello bradberry" sed josef. bradberry had a mustash an a fancy monical an a colorful top hat. Oh you fancy huh?
"how r u" sed bradberry.
"fabulos" sed josef
"fabulos!" sed bradberry. FABULOUS
den a big muscular man wit a rainbow thong walked past dem. OH MY GOD IS THAT THE GUY FROM MUSCLE MARCH?
"oh hey steven" sed josef. Steven?!
"oh hey" sed steven flewing hois gay arms. As opposed to straight arms?
"u look tubled. have u had ur gay buttsex 2day?"
"well i-" sed josef but dey were interuppted by da hed of hufflepuf sittin down.
"hello children" he sed.
"hello mr samariten" all da hufflepuffs sed. but he wasnt da good samartian. he wuz da gay samariten. bcuz when he wuz little he grew u wit da good samaritan da grumpy samaritan da dopey samariten da happy samariten an all da odders. THE SEVEN DWARVES?
"HEY FAGGOT" sed someone on da slitherin table. den everyone on da hufflepuff table turned bcuz dey were all gay. "are u talkin 2 me" dey all sed.
"hey!" sed anodder hufflypuff "if dey called us den dey must have sum gay butsex wit dem!" Logical
"HORRAY" sed bradberry. den all da hufflepuffs got up and moved over to da slitherin tabel 4 sum gay buttsex.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sed da sltherins. but it wuz too late. RIP Slytherin table.