Author's Note:
Hello, everyone! And welcome back to another episode of The Random Roulette! Let's see what we have to day! DynamiteHunter6 writes:
Wow. Anyway...
16 shoves $5000 in 20's hands, running away. 20 goes and spends it all on stuff at Toys R Us. Then, when 20 comes back with their purchases, 16 announces that 20 owes them $5000.
(Also, I just wanted to randomly say that I play this game too, only I write it up for my friend on a piece of notebook paper and she puts her response. It's hilarious, the responses she comes up with. I call the game "People Papers" .)
Cool! Maybe you could send one of the suggestions you two used in "People Papers" and I'll turn it into a TRR episode! That'd be fun! Anyways, convert it, Crisper!
Crisper: (converts it) Here you go!
Me: Thank you. Now we have-
Benedict shoves $5000 in Petra's hands, running away. Petra goes and spends it all on stuff at Toys R Us. Then, when Petra comes back with their purchases, Benedict announces that 20 owes them $5000.
(stunned silence)
Me:... so, talking chickens?
Crisper: It would seem so.
Me: Okay, first person to send in talking Reuben gets a free virtual gummy bear! Anyways, hit it, Crisper!
Crisper: (hits it)
It is a beautiful, joyous, pleasant Monday morning… wait! Those don't exist, do they? No. That's why when Petra wakes up she is furious as the Nether.
Jesse and Lukas are both standing nervously outside of Petra's room on this terrible, horrible, no good, bad Monday. Lukas knocks on the door and the two men stand for a second more, about to go in before they are interrupted by Crisper.
"Uh, what're you guys doing?" He asks, still sleepy from the button-pressing he had done.
"We're gonna go wake up Petra in the kindest way possible." Jesse explains as Lukas nods. Crisper sends both of them a confused look.
"Why the both of you?"
"Well," Lukas begins, "If I were to go in alone, think about how many Jestra shippers we'd upset."
"Yeah! And if I were to go in alone, think about how many Luktra shippers we'd upset." Jesse says, the two of them unintentionally cornering Crisper.
"And we can't have another war like-" *worldview fades to B&W* "The Tribanger."
"The Tribanger?" Crisper asks before Lukas immediately shushes him.
"We… probably shouldn't talk about it." He advises. *Now with Technicolor!*
"Shouldn't talk about what?" Gill asks, having had popped up out of nowhere, as Crisper is soon to point out.
"GAH! You've popped up out of nowhere!" Crisper shouts.
"I know." Gill says before walking right into Petra's room. Lukas, Crisper and Jesse grimace at his unwise action. "It's alright! I've got a deathwish!" He explains as he walks to Petra's bed and starts patting her hair. "Peeeetraaaa!" The boys shield their eyes as a loud explosion sends pieces of Gill (and the door) flying all over the place. Petra screams as she wakes up, the Monday choking out the life of her soul!
"G-g-good morning, Petra." Jesse shakily greets as she storms pass them.
"You say good morning. I'll say it in Australian: Go die." She spits, walking straight past them.
"... hey!" Lukas suddenly shouts, grabbing Jesse's shoulder. "It really did sound Australian!"
POV Switch
Downstairs in the kitchen, Olivia and Milo are making some of their famous eggs (which Ocelott to this day still believes are curdled lemonade). Petra stomps down the stairs with a growl while Ocelott dances around the room with glee.
"What's going on?!" She demands angrily. Olivia sends Petra a shocked stare before Milo taps her shoulder.
"It's Monday." He reminds her, making Olivia mouth 'oooh' before turning back to her eggs. Petra just sits there fuming before Benedict walks up to her.
"Hey, Petra. You look down. Got the Mondays?" She asks, not noticing everyone around the room staring at her like she just grew ten heads. She turns around and shakes her head, ruffling her feathers with annoyance. "Mama was right. You people really don't have any sense of creativity… ah, well. Here yah go." She says, handing Petra a check. Bidding goodbye with a soft cluck, she walks away, occasionally lifting off the ground with her fluttering wings. Petra glares at the check, but before too long, her eyes go wide with excitement and joy.
"So, how much?" Olivia asks. Petra is too shocked to answer and accidentally walks right out the window. Outside a loud thud is heard, making Olivia, Milo and Ocelott flinch and run to the window. Down below, Petra stands up and brushes her pants off before walking down the sidewalk staring at the check.
"Boobillydoo!" Ocelott sings, jumping into the sink and going for a ride.
POV Switch
Petra continues walking down the street, staring at the check with glittery, magical anime eyes!
"Five thousand." She constantly says to herself as she walks, not even noticing the odd looks from the passerby as they passed her by. "Where am I gonna spend all dis munny?" She says to herself in a gloopy, overwhelmed voice. She stops when a mother and her child walk across the sidewalk to go to the nearby playground.
"Mommy! Can we go to Toys 'R Us for my birthday party?" The little child asks happily before her mother sends him a dissatisfied look.
"No, sweetie. You know how daddy feels about birthdays."
"But, mommy, it's not my fault daddy's fifty." He says sadly as they leave. Petra stares at the check with admiration, squealing like a hyperactive mouse painted bright red!
"I'm going to Toys 'R Us!" She screams, quite literally. Everyone stops to look at her, as well as a mostly toothless man who seemed about in his 90s.
"Well, I've wasted all my money, too. But am I celebrating?" He grumbles making Petra frown as everyone goes back to their business.
((Le Timeskip, brought to you by Benedict's Delicious Eggs!))
At Toys R Us, Petra walks through the large slidey doors before her jaw drops to the floor at the sight of all the wondrous toys~!
"Whoaaa…." She marvels, walking into the store with her mouth in a perfect 'oh'. The redheaded girl walks into the store, gazing at all the giant teddy bears, electronics and most of all the toy dolls. She always wanted a doll. Not to beat around or to use as target practice as most would expect. She just wanted something she could hug that wouldn't judge her, say mean things or refuse her embrace. Or turn into a watermelon. She just wanted a doll.
She walks up to one of the shelves and sees a pretty toy baby for about twenty bucks. She picks up the doll and hugs it softly before a young boy walks up to her with an ice-cream cone.
"Aren't you too old to play with dolls?" He asks, sending her an annoyed glare. Petra glares at him, about to say something savage about his mom before she zzzzzzzaps him with her lazer eyes, wo0o00oooo00o! After staring at the boy's pile of ash for a few seconds, she goes back to hugging her brand new baby doll!
"Now… let's see… this costs twenty bucks and I've got fifty-thousand on me, so… I CAN GET TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY OF THE LIL' THINGS! SCOOORE!" She shouts, holding the baby to the sky as she imagines being smothered by plastic, adorable babies. Perfect for calming her frayed nerves!
Minutes later, she is pleasantly walking to the front desk with a cart full of dolls of all races, ages and genders. She wants all the babies in the store!
She walks in front of her cart to the cashier who stares at he with shock. Petra puts down the check and smiles at the cashier.
"I want all of these, please." She says, motioning to the overly full basket. The cashier takes off his sunhat so that he can see the high stack of dolls.
"Are you sure?" He asks nervously. Petra looks at the dolls and thinks for a moment.
"Hmmm… nah, I want some puppies." She says, casually taking the cart to the baby-dolls aisle while the cashier looks on in shock and confusion.
At the aisle, she empties the cart of babies onto the floor so that she has only a cart full of them.
"I'll let maintenance take care of this." She says as she forces her way over the mini-mountain of boxed babies. She goes straight into the toy puppies aisle and runs down the lane, shoving as many puppy toys into her cart as she can. Soon, she returns to the cashier with a cart full of one part babies, another part puppies.
"I want all of these, please." She smiles as the cashier stares at all of the toys. He groans with annoyance as he imagines how many hours he'll be spending cashing this order.
"You want some bunnies with that?" He mutters under his breath, unaware of Petra's widening grin.
"Buuuniieeess." She says, walking away with her cart, too mesmerized to hear the cashier scream with frustration. She walks right into the stuff animals aisle and before you can say 'A fluffy can of books' she has a cart full of babies, bunnies, chickies, horsies, rollie-pollies, neat canoles, puppy-wuppies, bubble guppies, everything so fine! Every cute thing to have walked the earth is now in her possession as she walks back to the cashier.
A day later, Petra finally leaves the store, rolling home a cumbersome cart stacked blocks high with childrens' toys. She's the envy of every girl and boy without even realizing it.
She goes inside of the house, the Mondays completely gone from her when she sits on the couch and pulls out the cutest thing she's ever seen! It isn't a puppy. It isn't a kitty. It isn't even a baby. It's a Lukas plushie that she wasn't going to tell ANYONE about… okay, maybe Olivia and Jessica deserved to know.
She hugs the squeaky-toy to her chest, giggling immensely and creeping out Lukas who was actually standing right behind her the whole time. But before she can enjoy her toy too much, Benedict hops onto the couch.
"Hey, Peets."
"Hi, uh…." Petra stops herself and Benedict gives her a confused flutter.
"What's wrong?" She asks. Petra quickly looks away.
"I'm just going to call you Benedict." She quickly says to herself. "So, you wanted to tell me something?"
"Yeah… you kind of owe me 5K, sooo… I expect it all back tonight. Bye!" And with that, the mischievously clucking Benedict flaps her wings and floats away, leaving Petra to scream into her Lukas doll, yet again unaware that now Lukas, Gill, Aiden and Jesse are watching from behind with shocked faces.
"Guys, if I'm alone and she gets within three feet of me, you've gotta have my back." He whispers to the boys who nod.
10 years later….
"And that, kids, is why Petra has the Tuesdays now." An older looking Jesse says to a moderately annoyed and very confused Ivor.
"Jesse, I didn't ask."
Author's Note:
Haha! Just had to throw in that last part about Petra getting the Tuesdays. Well, that's all for now, everyone! Remember, eat your greens and keep Lukas safe around Petra! Close it, Crisper!
Crisper: Yeah, but one thing. You notice, Petra got a Lukas doll, right?
Me: Right. Why?
Crisper:... what about the Jestra shippers? Such as myself?
Me:... (closes it)