"Poland, what's taking you so long? The sale is going to sell out by the time we get there!" Taiwan called to her Polish fashion fiend of a friend as she entered said Pole's house. "Like, just a minute!" she heard Poland call back to her. She frowned.

Something was wrong.

Very wrong.

She had felt this sense of dread only once before, when Korea had raided her closet, masqueraded as her, and seized most of the nations' vital regions in the name of Taiwan. No one quite thought of the Korean nation the same as before.

Poland's voice had been somewhat…masculine. In a heartbeat she was sprinting up the stairs and hammering on her best friend's bedroom door. "Poland? Poland, are you okay? Are you sick? We don't have to go if you don't want to, you know!" The bedroom door opened and a very confused Poland stepped out.

You know how most people do a double-take? Taiwan did a freaking twelve-take. Poland was dressed in boy clothes. Boy. As in male. Not female. Not girly at all.

"Hey Mei, like, what's wrong? You look like you've like seen a ghost! Or, like, Russia!" Poland exclaimed in that masculine voice of his. Was it just her or had he grown taller and leaner, and what the crap was with his pants?

….

Never mind.

"Poland, you're a man! I mean, I knew you were a man, but you look manly!" Taiwan stuttered, still looking at . He blushed. "Poland….is everything okay?" Taiwan said, her voice shaking with suppressed giggles. He turned around and made to go back into his room. She latched onto his frame and sent both of them falling to the ground.

"I didn't, like, want you to see me like this." Poland mumbled into Taiwan's hair. "Why not, silly?" she asked, giving him a big hug.

"Then I'd have to, like, do this, and you'd totally hate me." Before she could ask what, he had titled her head upward, and kissed her.

"Do you still want to go to that sale?" she murmured against his lips as they kissed.

"Like, naw, their clothes are super tacky anyways." he said, and pinned her to the ground to kiss her more

-Like, it's totally the end!-

Hey everybody! Hope you enjoyed this, and it's dedicated to Becky Rose. Love all the pairings you suggested. Please review if you want to!

Hasta la Pasta!