Guys...Sensei Wu and Jay are tied...FOR THE POLL! FINALLY AFTER TWO MONTHS SENSEI WU MIGHT LOSE WOO!
"Guys...We have a rant."
Me: YES. AND EACH ONE OF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY!
My Rant...
OH MY GOSH GUYS I WAS PMing APPLEBUCKER AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE HAD TO DELETE IS SONGFIC CALLED I PROMISED OR SOMETHING AND I REMEMBERED THE TROLLS THAT THINK THE RUN THIS SITE.
Critics United.
Those no good, haters! They're like those lonely people who report all these good fanfics as if they were nothing! They say 'oh this in violation cause of this and that and whatever'.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SONGFICS ARE ON FANFICTION EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY THEY AREN'T ALLOWED?! OVAR 58,000!
And you think they're doing a good job?...Yeah. Not the author's cup of tea if you know what I mean. Like SERIOUSLY...
They say 'NO SELF INSERTS!'
Yet some of us put OURSELVES IN NINJAGO AND OTHER STUFF! OUR STORIES DON'T GET DELETED BUT OTHERS DO?!
They say 'SPELL CHECK EVERY CHAPTER OF YOUR STORY'
Since when does EVERY STORY HAS PERFECT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ON HERE?!
They say no challenges like Truth or Dare!
Yet over 6,000 fanfics are Truth of Dares...
THEY SAY NO BLOOPERS!...Look at the name of this story.
Over 500 stories are bloopers...
Plus they have this unfair thing called 'deleting stories'.
Ok, yes, they DO go to the Administrators of the site so THEY can delete it, but if it's in another language then English...
THEY. REPORT. ONLY.
But if it's in English and in violation then BOOM! Gone. Wiped away from the site. IN. A. SNAP.
The motto is to 'UNLEASH YOUR IMAGINATION!'
So imagine you're making a story and those trolls report you. They'll say CHANGE IT COMPLETELY OR GO TO ANOTHER SITE.
FanFiction is a site where we can make our OWN things happen without LIMITS THAT HUGE.
You don't listen to them then POOF! GONE. Your story is gone, you can get suspended, or worse...
BANNED.
Why should you get KICKED OUT FROM UNLEASHING YOUR IMAGINATION?!
Like seriously! This site goes up to M so nothing is MA, that's good. If a story is MA then it has a reason to be changed or deleted. Ok, we understand that. But, a K story is being deleted because it has a real person in it?!
How many times in this story have we made fun of Justin Bieber?
He's sadly real ISN'T HE?! This story isn't being bombed by them but...STILL.
Think about some of the stories on this archive and many more.
You have one thing to worry about. WILL THESE PEOPLE REPORT ME.
They. Are. HYPOCRITES!
One of the people who are part of that group broke one of the rules but it's like they ignored it!
Guess what. NONE OF THE AUTHORS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE OCs.
Because we can't put a person in THAT situation.
Tell me. How many stories have OCs in them. the don't even have to be the MAIN character like it could be that cashier that no one cares about in the story! He's an 'Optional Character'.
Plus think about it. More then HALF of the stories here are breaking the rules. Rules are MEANT to be broken.
More than HALF of FanFiction wouldn't even BE HERE!
But the worst thing is that this is where you 'unleash YOUR imagination.'
Not this person's not THEIR'S but YOURS!
They're authors as well. The administrators check the site and all of that! They don't need authors that are just like us doing that!
Ok, not EVERYONE WILL LIKE YOUR WORK. I get that. But the way they review.
It's like throwing all your work away as if it were garbage. Remember. WORDS HURT.
If your the words you say can kill someone. The same thing with typing.
So yeah...they're cyberbullies.
Did you hear about the story when two kids made an Avengers story and those DELETED it. Now the people are making a petition! These petitions are EVERYWHERE!
AND FANFICTION DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A FLAB! It's like they throw the complaints petitions and all of that AWAY!
Plus they always brag about their OCs saying 'Your OC is a Mary/Gary Sue, you think mine is? take this quiz or whatever, I got a 15, 20, and all of that!'
Those people have no LIVES because they act like little children! If a child can't even post a story on here then that's STUPID! THE WHOLE IDEA BEHIND THEM IS STOOPID!
These people are like FOOLS! You know why?
These people are MAKING OTHER PEOPLE LEAVE THE SITE.
YEAH GUYS! THEY ARE SO SMART LIKE SERIOUSLY.
Watch. If they don't go away you know what's going to happen?!
Fanfiction WON'T exist. Like since when did people hear about Wattpad?
Flab, I bet some of you guys don't even know what the flab IS a Wattpad?
It's like FanFiction but you can't make...you know...FANFICTION.
MAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR QUIZ. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU FLABBING 40 YEAR OLDS IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT ALONE AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A COMPUTER AND A LITTLE CARDBOARD BOX IN THE CORNER WHICH IS LABELED 'MY FRIEND'.
YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT!
YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST JEALOUS AND YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH MAKING FANFICTION GET ANNOYED AND LITERALLY CRYING IN THEIR BEDS.
NO ONE LOVES YOU. YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA THROW YOU INTO THE STREET AND WE'LL WATCH YOU GET RUN OVER BY A FLABBING CAR AND WE'LL LAUGH AND BURN YOU UNTIL YOU ARE NO LONGER.
WHY SHOULD I HAVE MY SONGFIC DELETED WHEN OTHER PEOPLE STILL HAVE THEIRS ON THE SITE?!
WHY SHOULD THIS BE DELETED WHEN THAT IS THE EXACT SAME THING?!
WHY SHOULD I MOVE MY STORY TO ANOTHER SITE WHEN THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY SITE WHEN WE CAN QUOTE ON QUOTE, 'UNLEASH MY... NOT YOURS ...IMAGINATION?!
You guys can report them because they are acting stupid.
You want to know how RUDE they are?!
Sensei's insults and attitude + Zane's Know-It-All attitude + Kai's fatness and attitude = Critics United.
Yep. The Ninjago Bloopers characters are what you may call 'Alter Egos' and they WEREN'T inspired by those unidentified species. If they were...you guys would probably kill me.
Just thinking about it...even though YOU HAVEN'T been targeted by them yet (if you haven't)...Would you want to have all that stress on YOUR back when you want to make a new or update a story?
You can report them right now because the may call your fanfics shizfics...you know that I DON'T curse so shiz is supposed to replace...y'know.
They don't respect the author that made an error. So yeah, this is ALL you need to know about them. They are ABUSING their power like ...FOOLS! HECK, that word is TOO WEAK TO DESCRIBE THEM.
Just report them. This is CLEARLY like another Civil War and WE are going to win not those Justin Bieber worshipers.
"Ready for a chapter?!"
Me: LIVE FROM OHIO?! Yep. I'm in Ohio for a FEW days. Yes. I DROVE to OHIO. Those 7 hours at night and stuff like that. This is starting in Ohio but it won't END in Ohio.
"What she means is that we are STARTING IN OHIO but it will sadly not finish IN Ohio."
Me: Remember to report those FOOLS! I AM A NERD! Part of N.E.R.D.S!...Y'know that series made by Michael Buckley about those...5th graders...being spies...and...YOU KNOW WHAT?! *Sniff* IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE SERIES YOU HAVE MISSED PLOT TWISTS, ALTERNATE UNIVERSES, BETRAYAL, TOMBOYS, A HANDSOME DIRECTOR, AND MORE THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE. Well if you ARE going to READ the series or you ARE reading it I just didn't want to spoil it because in Cheerleaders of Doom...Heathcliff kinda goes...big...yeah...um...so...if you just read it everything will be fine.
"ONTO THE BLOOPERS!"
WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! I'm the security here and before you read this episode you must respond to this question. We'll need to test your level of sanity before you start reading this! So here's an example!
Example: Are you crazy?
A. DERP.
B. Well...yeah.
C. DUH!
D. NO. But the voices inside my head seem to disagree...
Alright this is REALLY IMPORTANT. Ashley has been getting reviews of people laughing and dying like Hyenas!
1. What would you do if someone yelled at you?
A. Cry (2 points)
B. Burn their house (10 points)
C. Plot their deaths (25 points)
D. Shake it off (1 point)
2. Who is your favorite Ninjago Bloopers character? Why?
A. Kai; because he's fat! (4 points)
B. Zane; because he's a Know-it-All (10 points)
C. Cole; because he's MY LITTLE EMO! (20 points)
D. Jay; BECAUSE HE'S A FLABBING PERVERT! (50 points)
3. If you were Sensei what would you do?
A. Treat the Ninja with respect. (1 point)
B. Beat them up (10 points)
C. Act kind (1 point)
D. DESTROY THEM AS IF THEY WERE MY MORTAL ENEMY. (25 points)
4. If I was Jay I would...
A. GET NYA PREGNANT! (10 points)
B. Become the Ulimate Perv (75 points)
C. Stop the perverted lifestyle...(-7 points)
D. GET NAKED! (75 points)
Tell me your choices and add up the number! Remember to leave this info in the reviews! You don't want to die yet!...You may pass but REMEMBER!
Episode 15- Double Trouble
Jay: PUSH IT IN HARDER! PUSH IT IN HARDER! OH MY GOSH SHOVE IT SHOVE IT! FORCE IT FORCE IT!
Lloyd: RAWR! *Breaks lightbulb*
Sensei: YOU FAILED FOOL!
Lloyd: You people keep on putting pressure on me!
Jay: You want pressure? OH KAI...
Lloyd: SHUT UP YOU PERVERT!
Sensei: ANYWAY...Jay remember this FOOL is going to be facing his father. We need to be patience...SADLY.
Lloyd: Are there anymore lightbulbs?
Jay: You broke the last one smarty.
Lloyd: WHAT?!
Sensei: Yeah...SO YOU GET THE CLEAN IT UP! ISN'T LIFE GREAT?! *Hands him broom*
Lloyd: No! IT'S SUCKS JAY'S NUTS!
Jay: HEY! I think you meant Kai's.
Sensei: OH SO TRUE! *Smacks Jay*
Jay; What was that?!
Sensei: OH JAY! Son of a pervert! I don't know WHERE THE FLAB YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN! WHY SHOULD I HIGH-FIVE YOU WHEN I CAN try to SLAP THE PERV OUT OF YOU?!
Cole: So is this brony done training or what?
Sensei: Hey. Keep calm and SHUT UP. When you were training this FOOL you brought him to a buffet!
Zane: Plus when you found out that they ran out of dessert you ran out without paying your bill.
Cole: THAT WAS KAI!
Sensei: NO! THIS FATTY ACCIDENTALLY FLATTENED THE KID! IT WASN'T HIS INTENTION TO GET HIM FAT FOR ONCE!
Nya: HELLO IDIOTS!
Ninja: HELLO BRATTY SLUT.
Lloyd: Why...WHY AM I LIVING?!
Sensei: SHUT UP! *Smacks Lloyd*
Nya: So Jay you want to hangout at the shop later on?
Jay: SURE NYA! Anything to...spend time with you. *Winks*
Nya: *Giggles* You're so cute!
Sensei: Do you know how many rooms are in this dojo? HURRY UP AND GET THIS BRAT PREGNANT!
Kai: SENSEI, NO.
Sensei: Oh. So you care about your sister while you're walking around with those 9,000 Warios that you call a stomach?
Zane: Sensei DOES have a point Kai. If you can cut down on the Koolaid and fried chicken and the lazy bum you have in you then you'll be able to...LOOSE WEIGHT!
Kai:...OH FLAB NO! *Rolls over Zane*
Cole: On the bright side Zane, you can be in Paper Mario!
Zane: Shut up.
Sensei: Aw...Zane, you are such a FOOL. Why can't you listen to your fellow FOOL and take that as a complement?
Nya: Anyway, a letter came in for Lloyd! It's from Darkley's!
Lloyd: OH MY FLAB! HAVE I BEEN RECRUITED TO JOIN A SECRET ORGANIZATION THAT IS UNDER DARKLEY'S BASEMENT WHICH IS FULL OF NERDS AND I GET TO JOIN THE NATIONAL, ESPIONAGE, RESCUE, and DEFENSE SOCIETY?! WITH A HIGH TEC ROCKET CALLED A SCHOOL BUS, UPGRADES, AND A RADICAL CODENAME?!
Sensei:...What are you gay? You're just like Jay!
Jay: I'M NOT GAY!...But the voices inside my head seem to disagree.
Cole: Justin Bieber...reborn.
Jay: SHUT UP!
Nya: They have invited you to a ceremony! after Lloyd turned away from the Dark Side, his classmates decided to follow in his footsteps!
Sensei: Oh no...
Zane: What?
Sensei: FOOL IS STARTING TO SPREAD! Why would they follow...*Points at Lloyd* HIM?!
Zane: Well it's probably just a phase Sensei. After all it is time for these children to start puberty and...
Sensei: *Smacks Zane* SHOULD I CARE?!
Cole: YES! Because where there are ceremonies, there is cake!
Sensei: Kai has already taken the role of being a fatty. What would motivate you to HIS level of intelligence?!
Cole: Sensei! Cake makes the world go round!
Zane: Yeah but we aren't being pulled into Kai's gravity.
Kai: DON'T LET ME FLATTEN YOU AGAIN!
Jay: Listen to Kai for once! If he flattens you again Zane we'll shove you into the Wii! AND PUT YOU IN THOUSAND YEAR DOOR! Or worse...SUPER PAPER MARIO!
Zane: *Cries* I don't deserve to live anymore!
Cole: Oh. NOW YOU ADMIT IT!
Sensei: *Smacks Cole* FOOL! That was my line!
Nya: Well see you guys later!
Ninja: BYE!
On the Black Bounty...
Garmadon: ALRIGHT FOOLS! We need a plan to destroy the Ninja! There are NO WRONG ANSWERS!
Mezmo: Rape them?!
Garmadon: THROW HIM OFF THIS FLYING BOAT!
Mezmo: *Gets grabbed by two Constrictai soldiers* NO! NO! OH PLEASE NO! I'LL TAKE IT BACK! PLEASE! PLEASE! *Gets thrown off*
Garmadon: Anymore suggestions?
Lasha: We go to some guys house and take a bazooka and force the Ninja into a room with glass windows, shoot it watch them fly THROUGH the glass, and see them explode!
Garmadon: WE AREN'T KICK ASS YOU FOOL! THROW HIM OVER THE SIDE!
Lasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Gets thrown off*
Garmadon: ANYMORE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SEX AND COPYRIGHT LAWS?!
Ludicrous: NEKKED GRANDMA! (Family Feud anyone?)
Serpentine: YEAH~
Garmadon: *Kicks Ludicrous off* I GOT AN IDEA! GET EVERY NINJA BELONGINGS THAT ARE HERE!
Serpentine: FINE! *Comes back with leftover suits*
Garmadon: MEGA WEAPON I WISH FOR SOMETHING THAT WILL PWN THEM NINJA ONCE AND FOR ALL! *Mega Weapon starts to glow* OH FLAB! HELP! HELP!
Mezmo: It's so cool to see the dude get raped by a weapon!
Lasha: It's like it has a mind of it's own!
Ludicrous: Do you think we should take his stuff?
Serpentine: YEAH!
?: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Ludicrous: WHAT THE FLAB! IT'S THE NINJA!
Garmadon: WRONG FOOL! They are my evil clones OF the Ninja! Meet Kai the Know-It-All!
Kai: It's obvious that the way that we can harness our element is to be part of it since we have alternate universes that may collide with our we might...
Garmadon: SHUT UP! Meet Zane the fatty!
Zane: OH MER GERSH WHERE MEAH TWINKIE AT?!
Garmadon: MEET COLE THE PERVERT!
Cole: Alright team, line up! WE NEED TO RAPE THE NEAREST OBJECT!
Kai: But we always do that! Plus you're humping that box!
Garmadon: MEET JAY THE EMO!
Jay: Life sucks. Why do I have to suffer with these people?
Zane: OH JAY! SON OF AN EMO! You should know that IF YOU WANT TO BE COLE'S LOVER YOU NEED TO BE A FREAK! IF YOU WANNA BE MAH LOVER! YOU NEED TO WEAR A CHOCOLATE TOP!
Ludicrous: THE PERSONALITIES ARE MESSED UP!
Serpentine: TRUE THAT!
Mezmo: Cole's the emo!
Lasha: Kai is the fatty!
Some Fangpyre: ZANE'S THE KNOW-IT-ALL!
Ludicrous: JAY'S THE PERVERT!
Garmadon: PSSSSH! SNAKES, PLEASE! THE MEGA WEAPON WOULD NEVER FAIL US!
Back with the Ninja...
Cole: Alright when you fly Bowser, be steady AND CALM!
Lloyd: SHUT UP THAT'S THE 60th TIME YOU TOLD ME! *Bowser starts to make a crash landing*
Kai: OH MY GOSH! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
Cole: LLOYD LET GO OF DEM REIGNS!
Lloyd: OK! SHUT UP! *Let's go of the reigns and lands safely*
Cole: Ok I'm going to take the reigns when we're going back before someone dies!
Zane: We can just push this 1 ton ball of the dragon and Lloyd would be able to move our winged turtle.
Jay: What?
Zane: Oh sorry! I meant Kai.
Kai: WHAT?!
Brad: LLOYD!
Lloyd: Brad! What are you gay?
Brad: No but Gene is!
Lloyd: NO DUH YOU IDIOT!
Brad: You must be the Ninja! It's such an honor to see you in person!
Zane: Well, DUH!
Cole: We're here for the ceremony! AND CAKE.
Brad: Cool! Let me bring you guys to the principal!
Jay: You know what?! Where is this Gene dude? If the principal is sexy then I MUST CONTROL...
Cole: Stop scaring little kids!
Zane: HAS JUSTIN BIEBER BRAINWASHED YOU?! YOU'RE ACTING GAY!
Jay: HEY!
Kai: They do have a point ever since those pirates played Justin Bieber you've been acting gay...
Jay: It's just that Justin Bieber has been banned for all eternity because he was able to brainwash an entire civilization of perverts and gays! Once you here his song it's like your hearts melts and which reminds you when the perverts USED TO RULE THIS PLACE!
Zane:...We'll drop you to a therapist before we go home.
Brad: OH Mr. PRINCIPAL THE NINJA ARE HERE!
Principal: Come in!
Zane: *Opens door* Hello?!
Jay: *Pushes Zane* ARE YOU SEXY BECAUSE I WAS LIKE-
?: NOW! *Sandbags drop and knock out the Ninja*
Lloyd: Gene...I'm gonna go brony...on you...
Lloyd: WHERE THE FLAB AM I?!
Gene: you're with us smarty! We're going to turn you back evil!
Lloyd: ALL OF YOU ARE IN THIS?!
Brad: Yeah! Ever since those Ninja cam you've changed! Like look at you!
Lloyd: THIS IS MY DESTINY YOU IDIOT!
Gene: Still! We are going to make you one of us!
Lloyd: All of you are GAY!
Brad: NO! Only Gene is!
Gene: OH FLAB YOU SEXY BASTARD.
Lloyd: Why was I even born.
With the Evil Ninja...
Old Grandma: HELP! Mittens is stuck in a tree!
Evil Kai: Well Miss we'll be able to help you! ZANE!
Evil Zane: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Rolls over and flattens Grandma*
Evil: Kai: *Places Paper Grandma on tree branch right next to the kitten* Don't call Mario for he's in another galaxy!
Evil Jay: Cole you REALLY need to stop humping the stoplight wires.
Evil Cole: So? This is HACKING! MY VERSION!
Evil Jay: Stop trying to steal my version of life!
Evil Cole: SHUT UP! *Cars crash which makes a HUGE accident*
Evil Jay: *Laughs* Good job.
Evil Zane: I'M HUNGRY!
Evil Jay: So?
Evil Zane: That skeleton dude has cotton candy. NINJAGO! *Steals cotton candy*
At the Dojo...
Sensei: Ah Lloyd...he's should be a cleaning lady when he grows up! *Drops Dareth's fake trophies*
Evil Kai: Hey Sensei.
Sensei: Hey FOOLS! Where's the brat?
Evil Zane: Who?!
Sensei: FOOLS! Lloyd!
Evil Cole: We brought him to BronyCon!
Evil Kai: YEAH! Wait...where did he go!
Sensei: Lloyd is NOT the brat Nya is! ZANE ISN'T BIG MAMA! KAI ISN'T SKINNY AND A KNOW-IT-ALL! COLE ISN'T A FAN OF JUSTIN BIEBER! JAY ISN'T EMO! YOU ARE NOT MY FOOLS!
Evil Jay: And you ARE NOT OUR SENSEI! *Hits Sensei with a Rainbow Dash plushie*
Sensei: NO! MY WEAKNESS! BRONY GERMS!
Evil Zane: *Pins Sensei to the wall with shurikens* WHERE ARE THEM NINJEE!
Sensei: I DON'T SPEAK FOOL! SPEAK ENGLISH!
Evil Jay: WHERE ARE THE NINJA?!
Sensei: HA! FOOLS! I wouldn't tell you! BECAUSE I'M SMART!
Kai: LIES! You don't start a sentence with 'because'!
Sensei: I'm going to have that perverted ninja RAPE YOU!
Evil Zane: Cole?
Sensei: NO! Jay!
Evil Ninjas: *Laughs* YOU FAILED! *Phone on the table rings*
Nya: Hey Jay, it's me Nya! Just wondering if you came back from Darkley's! Hope to see you at the autobody shop! *Phone's message ends*
Evil Zane: TO DA AUTO BODAH SHOPA~
Evil Jay: Speak proper English you dope.
Evil Jay: Hey Nya. What's up!
Nya: Hi my little pedo bear! What's up?
Evil Jay: Oh nothing! Just chillin' like a villain.
Nya: Who knew that going to Darkley's would make you such a bad boy?
Evil Jay: It's just a whole new me babe.
Nya: Well Jay I guess...
Evil Jay: *Grabs Nya and kisses her for like OVAR 9,000 SECONDS* Give me the keys so when you get off we can go for a spin!
Nya: *Blushes* Here!
Evil Jay: Thanks my Brat! *Drives away*
Nya: CALL ME MY JAY!
Garmadon: Hey! Do you know where the Ninja are?!
Evil Cole: YEAH! THEY'RE AT DARKLEY'S GARMY!
Garmadon: Good go there and destroy them!
Evil Kai: Will do.
Garmadon; Good. Just one more thing.
Evil Zane: YURP.
Garmadon: TURN OFF JUSTIN FLABBING BIEBER!
Evil Jay: Cole, he's talking to you.
Evil Cole: SHUT UP JUSTIN BIEBER IS AWESOME!
Cole: Where are we? WHO ARE THESE FREAKS?!
Old Woman: We're the teachers and the kids drugged us and we ended up here! We tried to teach them how to be good but they overpowered us! THEY'RE GREMLINS!
Male Teacher: Are you able to help us get out of this hullabaloo?!
Kai:...LOL WHUT?!
Principal Nick (or whatever): Are you able to help us get OUT of this mess?
Zane: YEP. FLAB YEAH! WE'RE NINJA!
Teachers: YAY!
Cole: Alright Zane YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Zane: YEAH! BATTERING RAM POWERS ACTIVATE!
Jay: *Picks up Zane and throws him* Well that failed.
Cole: TIME FOR PLAN B!
Zane: YES! *Pushes Kai against the door*
Principal Nick: Is it working?
Kai: No!
Jay: OH MY PERVS THAT DOOR IS INVINCIBLE!
Zane: TIME FOR PLAN C! Everyone look for something! This school was a school for EVAIL!
Cole: Zane's right!
Zane: NO DERP EMOITHIC IDIOT!
Jay: Check books, tiles, and plants or whatever!
Kai: HEY I FOUND A BOOK! *Grabs it and ceiling closing in*
Everyone: OH FLAB NO!
Cole: *Pulls plant* AH-HA! *Spikes appear on ceiling*
Everyone: NO!
Cole: Man, that's just TOO EVIL!
Jay: *Pushes Zane into a painting and a secret door opens* LET'S MOVE OUT PEOPLE! *Everyone escapes*
Jay: COLE STOP TICKLING ME!
Cole: I'M NOT TICKLING YOU!
Zane: GLOW-IN-THE-DARK HEAD ACTIVATE! *Head glows* SPIDARS!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Evil Jay: Thank darkness that we were able to get here alive.
Evil Cole: HEY! Justin Bieber changed society!
Evil Kai: Yeah, that's why he was banished into oblivion...
Evil Cole: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!
Evil Zane: I didn't even get to share my oinion!
Evil Kai: Zane, it's o-p-i-n-i-o-n! GET IT RIGHT YOU DUMBBUTT!
Brad: HEY! THE NINJA GOT FREE! BATTLE FORMATION!
Evil Zane: WTFLAB?!
Brad: SPIT BALL BRIGADE GO! *Kids start spitting balls through a straw*
Evil Cole: ZANE HUMAN SHIELD ACTIVATE!
Evil Zane: THESE BALLS ARE WET!
Evil Jay and Kai: Cole you may insert your joke here.
Evil Cole: OH MY GOSH WET BALLS MEAN...
Brad: CLAP THE ERASERS AND ATTACK THEM!
Evil Jay: Zane. Roll them over.
Evil Zane: *Starts rolling kids over* RAWR!
Brad: RUN!
Evil Cole: *Grabs Brad* WHERE ARE THOSE SEXY NINJA?!
Brad: *Cries* I...I...will show you...
Evil Zane: HA! THAT KID'S A BIG BABY!
Lloyd: OH MY GOSH BEING HERE AGAINST MY WILL SUCKS KAI'S BALLS! *Sees light* Hmmmm...AND I WAS LIKE...
Lightbulb: NO! *Breaks*
Lloyd: Wow. Even lightbulbs hate Justin Bieber. *Tips chair over and uses glass to break free* HA! I'M FREE!
Gene: *Opens door and gives Lloyd a glare* NOT SO FAST!
Lloyd: SHUT UP! I FREED MYSELF FAIR AND SQUARE!
Gene: YOUR FRIENDS ARE PURE EVIL!
Lloyd: GENE WHAT IN YOUR HOMOPHOBIC LIFE ARE YOU SAYING?!
Brad: THEY WERE HERE! I PROMISE!
Evil Kai: Zane do you smell Ninja?!
Evil Zane: NO!
Evil Jay: The kid lied!
Evil Cole: TIME FOR MORE JUSTIN BIEBER!
Brad: NO NO! OH PLEASE NO! NO!
Cole: WE'RE FREE FROM THAT TERRIBLE PLACE!
Zane: FINALLY! I though Jay was going to rape us!
Jay: Zane stop being a mindreader and let's find Lloyd.
Kai: Yeah...
Cole, Zane, and Kai: WAIT. WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Evil Cole: IT'S THE NINJA?!
Zane: WHAT THE FLAB I'M SEEING DOUBLE!
Jay: Since when was Zane was fat?!
Evil Jay: Since when was Cole was emo?!
Kai: Since when was I skinny and smart?!
Evil Kai: Since when was JAY A PERVERT?!
Evil Cole: SINCE WHEN WAS ZANE A SKINNY KNOW-IT-ALL?!
Principal Nick: This is confusing for all of us so we'll wait in here.
Cole: YOU CREATURES AND GOING DOWN!
Evil Zane: NUH-UH! YOU'LL GO DOWN FIRST!
All of them: NINJAGO!
Gene: WHAT THE BIEBER?!
Lloyd: I told you my friends aren't evil! The evil Ninjas are MY Dad's helpers or whatever you call them.
Gene: Just so we're clear WHICH team are you on?
Lloyd: My friends...I mean the Evil Ninja...yeah! MUAHAHAHARFHARF...*Coughs*
Lloyd: *Tied up in ropes* I AM LLOYD GARMADON SON OF THE EVIL...You know what? I'll just shut up because I'm just wasting my breath.
Gene: Alright guys I have finished my simple strategy to help the Evil Ninja win against the Good Ninja!
Lloyd: What's with all that math equations you idiot?
Gene: It's part of the plan?
Lloyd: To bore evil with math? This isn't Jimmy and Timmy Power Hour 3 you know.
Brad: HEY THAT WAS AWESOME!
Lloyd: WRONG! IT WAS EPIC!
Gene: SHUT UP!
Lloyd: No. YOU SHUT UP! You're making everyone follow YOU but we want to change! Before I turned good I used to be nothing but an idiot but for what reason? No matter what good will always conquer evil! It might not be now but it could be later! Who said that defeating the Good Ninja would be a happy ending anyway? We aren't fortune tellers! Join me and we'll be able to destroy evil and be overpowered! *Everyone but Gene goes on Lloyd's side*
Gene: My dad's going to kill me for this!
Lloyd: OH WELL COME JOIN THE CLUB!
Brad: WE ARE THE WINX!
Lloyd: Brad I'm going to have Jay rape you.
Brad: NEVER MIND!
Lloyd: Alright guys start sewing!
Evil Jay: GIVE UP! YOU AREN'T GOING TO WIN!
Jay: YES WE ARE!
Zane: DIE YOU FAT BUM!
Evil Zane: NO! I'M INVISIBLE!
Cole: UGH! THIS FIGHT CAN GO ON FOREVER!
Lloyd: NINJAGO! GO MY AWESOME ARMY!
Zane: WTFLAB?!
Evil Zane: I WON'T BE MOVED!
Brad: HI-YA! *Kicks Evil Zane in the face*
Evil Zane: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! *Disappears*
Lloyd: DOGPILE EVIL COLE!
Evil Cole: *Throws kids around* GET OFF OF ME OR I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!
Cole: *Punches him* SHUT UP!
Evil Cole: NOW I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN! *Disappears!
Evil Jay: When you die instead of kissing Nya, I'M GOING TO MAKE HER PREGNANT!
Jay: WHAT?! *Shoves him and Evil Jay into a locker* IT'S RAPING TIME!
Evil Kai: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME! I'M SMART!
Brad: NO! *Tackles Evil Kai*
Evil Kai: GET OF OF ME!
Lloyd: KAI! NOW!
Kai: YAY! *Rolls over Evil Kai*
Evil Kai: The fat! IT BURNS! *Disappears*
Gene: Why is that locker spazzing out?
Jay: *Walks out of locker* THAT SHOWS YOU WHO THE BETTER KNOCKER-UPER I AM!
Cole: WE WON!
Lloyd: YEP!
Principal Nick: LET'S CELEBRATE WITH CAKE!
Cole: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Zane: Well that was EPIC!
Cole: *Eating cake on Bowser* YOU SAID IT!
Garmadon: You might of destroyed my evil Ninja BUT I WILL BE BACK! SO WATCH HEY! DON'T TURN THIS MESSAGE OFF! HEY! HEY!
Lloyd: What a girl. *Starts playing Tetris*
Kai: How did you do that?
Lloyd: Hey! I went to school and learned a little something.
Jay: Eh...true.
Zane: Yep. Now Jay...WERE YOU GOING TO RAPE US?!
Jay: NO!
Zane: Good.
Jay: *Whispers* Yeah...
THE END!
"Oh Jay you never disappoint me."
Me: Well that's Jay. He's the SON OF A PERVERT! Remember to listen to security! If you've read some of the reviews you'd see why that test is there. Some people died, ROFLed, exploded, snorted, and etc. Anyway...NINJA LIB!
"How come I can never say that?"
Me: SO MANY REASONS BUT SUCH LITTLE TIME STEVE!
"So...I think I got over 100 on that test."
Me: ME TOO SO SHUT UP! you know what just say it!
"NINJA LIBS!"
Me: Happy? Wait. WHAT?!
Sensei is so _! He's always _ and _. It's like he a _! Maybe he had been _ and his _ want to _ him! Or it's because his _ took a wrong turn and ended up like _! Or maybe because he's a _ fan. I really don't know what Sensei is _.
Steve is very _. He's dating _ and working with _ at_. He's famous for _. Plus he makes a lot of _. Maybe he'll be the next _ or _! WAIT! Or maybe he may becoming the Universe's _! He's so _ to Ashley and the other workers. He deserves a _!
"Alright guys and that is the NINJA LIB! ENJOY YOUR DAY/NIGHT!"
Me: Goodbye guys! FOREVER! JUST FLABBING KIDDING!
"That was fun!"
Me: This is the LONGEST CHAPTER I TYPED GUYS SO BE HAPPY! THIS IS OVAR 5,100 WORDS!
"AND WE GOT OVAR 11,000 WORDS FOR THIS STORY!"
Me: EVERYONE LET'S CELEBRATE! CHEERS! THANKS FOR ALL WHO REVIEWED AND HAVE VIEWED THIS STORY! THIS STORY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HERE IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU GUYS!
Has anyone watch the Jimmy and Timmy Power Hour Series? IT'S EPIC! Well it is MY opinion I don't know about you guys! I'm just saying...
Take the quiz! Tell me your choices and add them up!
Anyway have a good day/night!
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