Heads will roll.
Okay, not really, I just felt like saying that for an unexplained reason.
Have you noticed Randomness has lost it's actual randomness? Yeah...So have I.
Well, that'll come back. I swear. Mostly, I've just used it to keep you up to date with the moi so you know I haven't died or fallen off the face of the Earth or anything like that.
As you can tell, I haven't.
Iggy: She's just been freaking out for the past few days.
Me: I DON'T WANNA GO TO HIGH SCHOOL! -dives under blankets-
Iggy: See? I guess I'll explain this one. Last Friday was our last day of school. Skits and her friends are now flipping out because they are officially freshman. They don't want to go to high school.
Me: :( Nonono, no we do not.
Iggy: You sound like Ducky on Land Before Time.
Me: I love Ducky. :)
Iggy: -facepalm- I'm just wondering why you don't wanna go to high school. Aren't you the girl at the beginning of the year saying, "Oh my God, I can't wait for this year to be over so I can go to high school"?
Me: ...No, that was someone else, I was just the girl that was nodding along with her.
Iggy: Either way, you said you couldn't wait for high school. Now you're freaking out.
Me: Meh, I did the same thing before middle school, too. You just weren't here. I hate switching schools. It's...awkward. I never know where anything is. And, I'm going to get split up from my buddies! I like my buddies.
Iggy: What happened to, "Yeah, I know people at the high school. I could get in the same class as you."?
Me: I said that to you did I not?
Iggy: Yeah...
Me: Exactly. I could get in the same class as YOU. All I have to do is tell them you're my long-lost blind brother and I need to be in your classes so I can help you out and such. I'm quite good at lying about relations. When we were little Erica and I lied all the time about us being cousins so we could share a seat on the bus. "Miss K, she's my cousin and doesn't really know anyone else and we'd like to sit together today. Can we?" Always got a yes, and when we got assigned seats, Miss K put us together.
Tyler still believes we're cousins. -headshake- That boy...
Iggy: You two do look the part.
Me: True.
ALRIGHT NEXT SUBJECT!
Don't you love my segue?
Iggy: Oh yes.
Me: Alright, so, I promised you all updates during summer break, right?
Heh...I'm sorry.
Iggy: You won't get them this week.
me: Except for this one. I have, like, an hour left with my laptop, then it's gone. I thought it was totally dead, but I was wrong, there's still a bit left. Anyway, so, my charger is totally screwed up and it won't work at all. That little silver thingy came out of it. Yeah, anyway, so that means this is the last time I'll touch my laptop for four days or more. I'm buying a new charger off Amazon later today. I should get a new battery while I'm at it so my full charge will last longer, but, meh, I should buy silly bandz too, but that's not happening.
Iggy: Silly bandz...whoever made those must be filthy rich.
Me: Jonna has a whole arm full.
Iggy: I'd like to be there when Kara wears regular rubber bands and someone asks her what shapes they are.
Me: It'd happen. I just know it. I can see it now...
Kara: -walks down the street with rubber bands around her wrist-
Random passerby #45964(You're right, V, we do have a lot of random passerbys): Hey! What shapes are yours?
Kara: -took that sexually in her mind- What?
RP: Your silly bandz, silly. What shapes are they?
Kara: OH! -takes one off- Be jealous of my amazingly rare circle shape!
RP: ...-walks away sulking with jealousy-
-is staring off randomly into space-
Iggy: ...Skits?
Me: Oh, sorry. I was having one of those moments where you see something happening in your head like they do on TV shows.
Iggy: Huh?
Me: You know, when two characters are talking then one randomly trails off after saying "I can see it now..." and they're staring into space.
Iggy: Ah...So, who wants to hear one of Skits' fail puns?
Me: .
Iggy: Let's have a flashback now, shall we?
Setting: Skits' kitchen about an hour ago.
Skits: -walks into kitchen-
Dad: I made you breakfast (Even though it was noon...). Eggs and bacon.
Skits: -starts to give eggs to her little sister-
Dad: Oh, no, she won't eat eggs.
Skits: What? Why?
Dad: -shrugs-
Skits: Did she have a bad EGG-perience?
*BUH DUM CHIIIING*
Dad: -facepalm-
Me(Iggy): -facepalm-
Skits: -is laughing at her own corny joke-
Okay, they get it. I'm no Vera Amber with puns...I have plenty of proof about how bad I fail at puns. I don't need you commenting on my failure.
Iggy: Like the horse shoe crabs?
Me: .
Iggy: "Skits: Oohs! Look! Horse shoe crabs!
Skits' mom: Think if you throw 'em you'll get a ringer?
Skits: Nah, they'll just get really crabby."
BUH DUM CHIIIING.
Me: .
I still wish I had a drumset so I could do that...
...and drumsticks...
I need more drumsticks. I miss drumming. It was so fun.
Iggy: You've still got your drum.
Me: I have a snare drum...and still no drumsticks. I WANT THOSE LIGHTY UP DRUMSTICKS!
Iggy: Then why'd you give them back when you quit percussion?
Me: I felt bad about having them when I wouldn't use th- wait, methinks people may be confused. Okay, well, as you know I'm in band and play the trumpet. I've been in band since 6th grade, but only played trumpet for a year. For the other two years, I was in percussion. I don't know why I switched, I kinda wish I didn't, but I'm glad I did. It's one of those things you regret doing but you'd regret not doing, too. Yeah...so anyway, my friend gave me these wicked drumsticks that light up when you use them, but at the end of the year in 7th grade I gave them back to him 'cause I knew I was switching and I didn't think I'd miss drumming as much as I do. So, now I'm drumstick-less.
Iggy: -holds up drumstick- You still have one in you drum kit. -holds up broken drumstick- But I think this is the first pair you had.
Me: Heh...yup, I'm the dork that broke my drumsticks the first night I got them. I fail.
Iggy: Alright...think this is long enough?
Me: Yea- wait! I must put something else in for my Twinny. I promised her a while ago I'd post this, but I never did. Sorry, Felicia.
Iggy: ...it's not what I think it is, is it?
Me: If you think it's your wedding then yes it is.
Iggy: .
Me: -grins- Well, I lost my notebook, so this is just from memory.
-on the bus on the way back home after our Sleeping with the Sharks trip-
Felicia: I'm bored...
Me: Me too.
Felicia: I should marry Iggy.
Me: You should.
Iggy: She should?
Me: She should.-claps- LET'S HAVE A WEDDING!
Iggy: ...wha?
Felicia: BOOYAH!
Me: -snaps-
-the back of the bus turns into a wedding chapel-
-Iggy is put into a tuxedo-
-Spiffy the Shark(named after the Hobbit Named Spiffy) becomes the minister person-
-Felicia is put into a wedding dress-
Me: -sits down at organ and starts playing the Wedding March-
Felicia: -walks down the aisle-
Iggy: -looks at Spiffy la Shark- Can you get me out of this?
Spiffy: -shakes head-
Iggy: Darn...
Spiffy: Do you Felicia take Iggy to be your husband?
Felicia: I do!
Spiffy: Do you, Iggy, take Felicia to be your wife?
Iggy: N-
Me: -gives Iggy death glare-
Iggy: -senses death glare- I do...
Spiffy: You may now kiss the bride!
Felicia: -kisses Iggy-
Spiffy: Um...
Me: -whispers- This is Felicia...she's a bit backwards. -shrugs-
Spiffy: Ah...
Iggy&Felicia: -continue making out-
Mrs. Worley: -looks back- What's going on back there?
Me: -makes everything disappear- Nooothing! We're all fine!
Iggy and Felicia: -settle with just holding hands-...-for now-
And that was Iggy's wedding! Yeah, not exact...I should find that notebook...
Iggy: Now we done?
Me: Yup! 36% of battery left. :( Alright, so, once I get a new charger, I'll update.
Or if I can get on the desktop. I have to ask permission to use it, and my dad rarely grants it for more than to just charge my iPod. :(
But, hey, I still have access to everything! Email, FF(just can't update), Tweeter...Yeah, just no Skype or updating.
But I have everything written out. SO I SWEAR TO YOU THERE WILL BE UPDATES NEXT WEEK! Unless I don't get my charger by then. BUT THERE WILL BE UPDATES WHEN I DO GET MY CHARGER!
Iggy: Or so she says.
Me: -whacks-