EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
MAY!
VERSUS!
SERENA!
BEGIN!
Serena: Just so things are clear, before I make you disappear,
I'm no pushover- I won't go down, not by some geek from Littleroot Town.
I've confronted life and death, and didn't even break a sweat.
Go home now; this fight is mine, your lines will deteriorate faster than your Brine.
Sure your game has gotten a 3DS remake,
But out of all bad games, yours takes the cake.
Although to you, I applaud and cry out bravo!
For having the worst fashion design than John Galliano.
It took you 3 seasons to become a decent trainer,
And act like it's the end of the world when someone takes your food off the platter.
You dared to travel the region with my soul mate, Ash.
So make like a Magikarp and prepare to be trashed.
May: All this crap you've got against me is from the anime.
You might want to try the games before you step to May!
My game is bad? It's home to critical acclaim!
While all this Kalos s*** does is give our franchise a bad name.
I'm the master of contests, while you can't even do them.
And every time you battle me my skill keeps improving.
You've always got the same Pokemon on your POS team!
I'm deadly when I spit, while all you are is serene.
Serena: How could you brag about your mega evolutions?
Since we were the ones who had the idea introduced it.
Sure, our new Fairy type didn't make a big difference,
But with all of your "Legendaries", Masterballs are irrelevant.
When this battle is over, Yveltal will be the one to take you.
But as of now, your butt just got a good taste of my shoe.
May: At least I'm not just another one of Ash's wh*res!
I keep it hardcore with my powerful Wailord.
Stop screaming, please, I don't like your attitude.
My remakes saved your generation so show some gratitude.
It's now obvious that all your confidence has faded
Can't you just realize your crappy game is overrated?
I'm done clashing rhymes against this fashion freak, you've been such a bother.
You think you're the queen of Pokemon? At least I have a father.
Serena: ...
May: ... I'm sorry.
Serena: No, it's alright.
May: I went a little too far on that one...
Serena: It happens to the best of us.
May: ...
Serena: ...
May: You want to go shove Brendan's head down a toilet?
Serena ...heck yeah! Let's go!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Next battle is Greninja VS. Swampert. I've been working on it for ages so hopefully it won't be a let-down.
Credit for Serena's lines goes to ManWithAnImagination. We may need some help for the finale, so if you want to write a verse or two, PM me.