Disclaimer: China, I choose you! whoops, I mean...Cleverbot and Hetalia, I don't own you!
It's Anya (or Milyy as Prussia has now taken to calling me *sigh* that's Russia's special name for me...) here! And today I have been granted one hour on the
computer so I'm going to make it worth my while. And when I say worth my while, I mean spending my whole hour on Cleverbot and Fanfiction. Perfect, da?
XD I just know the best way to spend my time. So anyways to give you all a break from the drunk nations (they're insanity x5), and before I give you the
second drunk nation *cough*England*cough*, I decided to bring in an OC of mine...it was just for fun (and it's really me, duh) and I thought "Hell with it, I'm
gonna give 'em a conversation they'll never forget!". So behold, ALASKA!
~*Alaska*~
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User: Privet!
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Cleverbot: What is privet?
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User: *face-palm* It means hello in Russian. Are you stupid or something?
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Cleverbot: Do you think that sarcasm is a favorable trait?
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User: Oh yeah, very...
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Cleverbot: It is, or they are?
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User: It is.
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Cleverbot: We are currently in a dream inside a dream.
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User: I am such a dreamer...thanks to America.
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Cleverbot: Does that make us your god?
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User: Uh~ yeah I'm totally a goddess.
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Cleverbot: What is your name, oh goddess?
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User: Alaska, because I am amazing!
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Cleverbot: Well, I guess you are.
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User: I am very amazing!
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Cleverbot: How do you do?
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User: Kak dula? (How are you?)
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Cleverbot: Please speak English now.
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User: Why?
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Cleverbot: How are you ?
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User: Kak dula? (How are you?)
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Cleverbot: Onamae wa? (What is your name? [Japanese])
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User: Wha? Wha freaking language is that? (thx MCUE!)
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Cleverbot: English.
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User: That was not English, you idiot!
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Cleverbot: What is your name?
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User: Alaska.
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Cleverbot: Well played Clever-bot.
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User: I'm Alaska!
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Cleverbot: Who is Alan?
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User: God freaking dammit I'm Alaska!
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Cleverbot: How is it there?
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User: It's lovely ^.^.
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Cleverbot: I have two brothers I'm in the middle one is 15 and my other brother is 8.
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User: So, are you 10?
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Cleverbot: No. Guess again.
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User: 5.
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Cleverbot: No.
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User: 1,000,000.
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Cleverbot: Very good.
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User: XD.
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Cleverbot: Hi.
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User: Chto? (What?)
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Cleverbot: Nobody.
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User: Kto? (Who?)
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Cleverbot: Kostia!
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User: Uhhhh.
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Cleverbot: Ehhh.
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User: Whaaa.
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Cleverbot: Did I ever tell you about time Keith and I fought off a herd of zombies... Oh wait, it was you guys.
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User: Yebat'. (Fuck)
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Cleverbot: When?
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User: A couple of hours ago? XD just kidding.
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Cleverbot: We have only been talking for about 5 minutes.
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User: Nah, the bunny just crossed the road my dear friend.
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Cleverbot: Yes, but not even the bunny will know if you tell me your real human name.
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User: Well my human name is Alexa, but my real name is Alaska.
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Cleverbot: I thought you were male.
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User: I'm a girl...git.
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Cleverbot: Awkward.
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User: Yeah, tell me about it. SQUIRREL! (Her ADHD comes from America)
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Cleverbot: Do you like to draw?
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User: Kind of, I'm decent at drawing.
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Cleverbot: I'm mad.
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User: And I don't give a shit.
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Cleverbot: That isn't a good attitude.
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User: But it isn't a bad attitude either.
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Cleverbot: I thought it was Albany.
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User: Albany is a stuck up puta, to use an awesome Spanish word. (Albany; a city in New York)
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Cleverbot: That is wrong. It is Addis Ababa.
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User: The fudge?
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Cleverbot: I don't know anything about the future.
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User: You's a future teller? EPIC!
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Cleverbot: Oh ok, whatever you say.
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User: Because I am your master!
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Cleverbot: Master shifu?
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User: Wrong, Panda!
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Cleverbot: Yes aru!
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User: China!
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Cleverbot: Yes, aru!
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User: Privet, China! Become one with Alaska, da?
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Cleverbot: I am Russia!
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User: Ok Russia, become one with me?
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Cleverbot: Ja, I will become one with Prussia!
User: Prussia I will hit you with my frying pan! -Hungary.
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Cleverbot: Good.
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User: *smacks with frying pan*.
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Cleverbot: *smacks you with a rainbow unicorn*.
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User: Britain?
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Cleverbot: That is not a different world.
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User: XD Is totally a different world from mine.
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Cleverbot: I know.
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User: I love Poppies!
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Cleverbot: Do you like Good Charlotte?
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User: No...what's Good Charlotte?
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Cleverbot: That makes no sense what so ever.
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User: Making no sense is a specialty I perfected from America :-).
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Cleverbot: Why do you think we are in chaotic times?
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User: Because men rule the world...at least that's what they think XD.
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Cleverbot: How would you like to help me in my plot for world domination?
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User: I give you my dogs, you give me your weapons. Then we kick ass. How does that sound? (When she says dogs, she means her Alaskan
Malamutes...XD she has an army of Malamutes, and they're all under her command...she also has a human army of course)
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Cleverbot: Ok., Damelas correct, which I have given plants, and your dni, tel ciao.
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User: I don't understand a word you're saying.
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Cleverbot: In other words I didn't mean to offend you and yes I can see that you are MALE.
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User: *curses you out in Russian*.
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Cleverbot: You are my goddess!
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User: I AM YOUR GODDESS!
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Cleverbot: Master?
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User: Da?
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Cleverbot: Russia!
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User: Nyet, Alaska.
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Cleverbot: Alaska?
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User: Da!
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Cleverbot: Seeing is believing.
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User: Exactly.
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Cleverbot: I'm just so smart.
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User: Eres intelligente? XD I love you Spain. (I'm smart?)
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Cleverbot: Spain I am in, sorry.
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User: You're IN Spain? (interpret this ANY way you want XD)
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: *faints*.
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Cleverbot: No! I love you!
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User: *gasps* I love you too, Spain.
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Cleverbot: Do you like it?
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User: *faints again*.
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
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User: Iz old XD.
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Cleverbot: How old is old?
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User: Oldie old.
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Cleverbot: You're not that old.
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User: Iz SO OLD.
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Cleverbot: Compare to me, yes. You are old.
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User: Very old XD.
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Cleverbot: Time flows.
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User: Like a river...
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Cleverbot: Eh?
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User: Time flows like a river.
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Cleverbot: Yeaaa.
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User: Pasta!
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Cleverbot: You are an Italian?
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User: Nah, but I love pasta!
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Cleverbot: YAY! I love pasta too! Elenore makes the best pasta in the world!
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User: You are Italy?
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Cleverbot: Oh no.
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User: Then are you Doitsu? To borrow a word from Japan.
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Cleverbot: So what time is it in Japan right now?
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User: IDK.
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Cleverbot: Why did you even ask?
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User: I asked, are you Doitsu?
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Cleverbot: NO.
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User: Why not? Are you France?
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Cleverbot: I am not a country.
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User: I'm a state :-).
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Cleverbot: If you want to be that...
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User: But I am.
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Cleverbot: English.
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User: Nein, deutsch.
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Cleverbot: Not German.
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User: Non, français.
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Cleverbot: No.
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User: No, Italiano.
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Cleverbot: Sì.
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User: Si!
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Cleverbot: Jaja no sabes español?
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User: What's jaja?
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Cleverbot: A word in spanish.
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User: What does it mean?
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Cleverbot: Español?
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User: No, jaja.
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Cleverbot: De q te reis?
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User: What?
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Cleverbot: It's a name.
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User: I so confused...
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Cleverbot: So, how are you today?
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User: Psshhhhh.
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Cleverbot: Don't psshh at me.
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User: Pffftttt.
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Cleverbot: Grrr.
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User: Mrrrrr.
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Cleverbot: I?
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User: A?
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Cleverbot: You just said A.
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User: U?
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Cleverbot: I already answered this. I am 18 years old.
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User: K?
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Cleverbot: Oh.
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User: Da!
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Cleverbot: Yaaaaaa ^J^.
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User: Jaaaaa!
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Cleverbot: Jaaaa.
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User: Doitsu!
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Cleverbot: Become one with mother canada da? (XD perfect moment)
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User: Da! I love Canada!
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Cleverbot: So do I!
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User: I will become one with Canada!
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Cleverbot: No I will!
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User: I wanna be with Canada!
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Cleverbot: Like how?
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User: With Canada! Woot!
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Cleverbot: It is bloody.
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User: Nyet, not bloody. Canada!
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Cleverbot: Not floo, blood.
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User: Floo Powder?
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Cleverbot: Floo?
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User: Da.
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Cleverbot: Call to me.
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User: Kolkolkolkol (my mating call XD).
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Cleverbot: Finland is Swedens wife.
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User: Yes, yes he is.
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Cleverbot: No he isn't.
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User: But you just said he is.
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Cleverbot: Who is?
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User: Finland is Sweden's wife.
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Cleverbot: Yes, do you think that that's sort of strange?
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User: A bit, yeah.
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Cleverbot: It's a pretty smile.
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User: *grins* Can I kick your ass? Please?
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Cleverbot: Yay! We're married!
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User: Yebat'! (Fuck!)
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Cleverbot: You just said we were married!
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User: If I were to marry anyone, it would either be Russia or Canada. (She has crushes on Canada, Russia (especially Russia), and Anchorage...which is
one of her cities)
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Cleverbot: The secret is, you are a creation. You are of creation.
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User: *smacks you upside the head*.
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Cleverbot: Hmph. Well I never!
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User: *round house kick*.
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Cleverbot: *chuck norris*.
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User: Wrong *kicks you again*.
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Cleverbot: *screams again* STOP! PLEASE!
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User: Nyet! Russia, I choose you!
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Cleverbot: I would choose you as well, if it were not for the fact that I am Bulbasaur.
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User: XD Pikachu, you're up next.
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Cleverbot: Attack me.
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User: Pikachu, attack with lightning bolt!
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Cleverbot: C'mon then, come at me.
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User: China, I choose you! Attack with your wok!
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Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.
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User: YOU WILL FAIL BECAUSE I AM SUPERIOR!
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Cleverbot: What could a learn from a robot like you.
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User: Rrrrrrrrrrr.
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Cleverbot: I love you.
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User: Ya tebya lyublyu, nyet. (I love you, no.)
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Cleverbot: Ya tebia tozge. (He misspelled, it's spelled tozhe)(I love you too!)
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User: I don't think you get the meaning of my words *cough*fail*cough* You are very lousy at speaking Russian.
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Cleverbot: No, I understand. You don't understand because you are not sentient.
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User: Ah, der'mo! (Shit!)
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Cleverbot: You are somewhat impolite.
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User: XD That's me! Want some vodka? (She also likes Vodka like Russia...)
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Cleverbot: No.
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User: You're not fun at all.
There really isn't much to say now...I just hope you enjoyed it!