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WolfGirl88: Hi! My sister just scared me :( She wanted to show me this "Car AD" She said that if you look closely you can see white mist and hear a faint noise, So I looked really close and the sound was up load (Its like midnight) And like part way into the "Ad" A zombie pops up and Screams! That scared me...
De-Ji: I remember watching that ad about 3 years ago. The first time I saw it, I was so scared! Then I showed it to Suta, who freaked out worse than I did. It was hilarious!!
Luffy: Ah! I'll protect you!
Suta: um… okay!
De-Ji: From what?!
Zoro: Pink is not evil. My friend dyed her hair pink! It lookes really
cool! (but cats are evil)
Zoro: people have tried to dye my hair pink. Well not mine personally, but other people's Zoros. So yeah, I still think pink is evil.
De-Ji: I'm with Zoro.
Nami: when aren't you?
De-Ji: good point…
Sanji: (starts to cry) My dog just had a seizure, i'm worried about
him...
Sanji: (pats WolfGirl88 on the back) I'm sure he'll be okay, WolfGirl88-chwan…
Chopper: Did your dog get into any chocolate? That may be what caused it.
De-Ji: Um. HI!
De-Ji: (smiles) hi!
WolfGirl88: Well that's all for now! BYE BYE!
Everyone: ja ne!
K10: there's always a first flame to everything, De-ji...XD but that's what
you have Zoro for, so he can kick their butts.
De-Ji: (glances at Zoro and giggles)
Zoro: …
Zoro:(while being chased)...Aww, but it's fun to annoy him...ok...(suddenly stops and bows) Gomen ne...
Zoro: (stops chasing K10) (is confused and walks back to De-Ji)
De-Ji: (mouth drops open) wow that was easy! I usually have to fight to get somebody to do what I tell them… cool! Arigatou, K10. you may continue bugging him in the next chapter!
Zoro: NANI?!!
De-Ji: oh okay, the chapter after the next. Happy?
Zoro: (pouty) fine.
Usopp: Awesome! what's it made of??
Usopp: (whispers) don't tell Franky, but I stole some of his Adam wood and made it out of that)
Sanji:(Blushes)...(gives quick kiss back)
Sanji: MELLORINE!!! ARIGATOU K10-CHWAN!!!
Deji: have you ever heard of a gold quarter, as in money wise?
apparently my grampa had some and gave them to me...in clear cases made only for quarters...and single 2 dollar bills still exist! my dad has one in a glass case and I got another one at a super market...I thought that was wierd..
De-Ji: I haven't heard of gold quarters, but I have some 2 dollar bills.. those things are so cool!
Suta: Yeah! Yeah! Me too! I have like eight of 'em!
Nami: Hey Suta!
Suta: Hi!
De-Ji: Nami, don't take advantage of Suta.
Nami: (false surprised look) What would make you think I would do that?
De-Ji: oh, I don't know….
K10: …but i'll see my friends again at school too...and I'd like to
graduate...but then theres homework...why do things have both a good
side and a bad side to them?!?!?!
De-Ji: I don't know… but Zoro is the same way. That's interesting, I never thought about that until now..
K10: ...oh and zoro, making faces is fun! you should try it.
Zoro: (tries to make a face) whatever…
De-Ji: (laughs) can't …breathe…
Luffy and Suta: (laughs insanely)
Zoro: (screams at Luffy and Suta) You wanna die??!!!!
K10: (read's takano's saying that you're gay comment)...(reads your
answer)(smiles) you know you should do that more often, kissing De-Ji
that is...or hold hands..or somethin...(pushes Zoro into De-Ji -gently-)(whispers)
hint hint.
Zoro and De-Ji: (blush) (starts holding hands)
Luffy: na? (slips his hand into Suta's)
Suta: Luffy…
Luffy: (swings his arms) REDROVER REDROVER SEND ZORO RIGHT OVER!!
Everyone-Luffy: (anime fall)
Luffy: Na? What did I do?
Franky: maybe if you wear short shorts, they'll stop chasing you. I mean
they're like pants with cut off leggings...(thinks about this)...or maybe not...Well I'm trying to help.
Franky: whose side are you on anyway?!
Luffy and Suta: Hee Hee! Ours!!
De-Ji: my cousin likes penguins...that's like his favorite animal...but
if he saw it was purple, he'd probably think it's dead and like hunt down the
guy or thing that killed it...even if it was a disease, he'd probably find a
way...
De-Ji: I just meant that it was born purple… like Chopper was born with a blue nose! Aww so cute!!
Chopper: I AM NOT CUTE!! (happy dance)
Luffy and Suta: Choppa!!
De-Ji: welcome Cattsuki!
Cattsuki: hello. This Cattsuki. i was in the One Piece area when i found this;
so; yeah. By the way; that Flame dude doesn't know what hes talking about. Ignore him. I enjoyed this; its funny; and I normally am not fazed by what most people call funny. My friend Nicole fell over laughing.
De-Ji: arigatou, Cattsuki!
Chopper: Nicole has a concussion from falling over. Help; please.
Chopper: AAHHH!! DOCTOR, DOCTOR!! Oh, right. (goes and helps Nicole) she'll be fine, she just needs some rest.
Sanji: I may be a pretty girl; but one wrong look and you're dead.
Sanji: (gulp) ok, Cattsuki-san.
De-Ji and Zoro: SWEET!! Another ero-cook non-fan!!
Nami:Simply because I feel like it; here is 10(hours later)o(more hours
later)0 belli. Ughh... my friends Bella and Edward (from Twilight) are
getting married; and I have to do something with my hair or Alice will dye it pink. Pink is evil. (starts randomly giving a desciption of what i look like)
I am two inches shorter than Luffy-darn you Luffy!-and have black shiny hair
to my midback. I am really pale and have black eyes. I am thin and am really
strong. Oh; and since Alice will probaly ruin me if I ask her; will you go shopping with me? I need a dress (i hate those things)for the wedding; but I
can't wear black (gr). I'll buy you whatever you want; I'm loaded. heres more
money. (months of zeroes; than I finally finish repeating every zero)
Nami: MONEY!!!! Ok, Cattsuki-neesan! Let's go shopping!
De-Ji and Zoro: pink is evil. (nods head)
Luffy: My friend Nicole wants to shred your hat.
De-Ji: (mouth falls open) why?
Luffy: bosshhhiii!!! (whispers) It's ok, I wont let her hurt you.
Suta: O.o
Usopp: This is random. Go to youtube and type in One Piece Shrek party. I think the video I want you to see is the top one. Also; I like your inventions.
Usopp: I've seen that! It's pretty cool… and arigatou! Another captain Usopp fan!
Sanji: your a good cook; but if you call me anything other than
Cattsuki you are dead. I can beat you easy- I'm a half cat demon.
Sanji: (gulps again) (thinks) I already did… (runs off screaming)
De-Ji: nice!!
Luffy and Suta: (laughs so hard falls over)
Zoro: Cats are evil; but half cat demons aren't. I'm not going to bother you. Unless you give me a reason to bother you. By the way; I can't imagine you with anything but green hair.
Zoro: whatever. And thanks for not wanting to paint my hair pink. (falls asleep)
De-Ji: (splashes water on his head) wake up!
Sanji: (is trying to sneak peeks at Cattsuki)
Luffy: I don't like steak. I don't really like any meat. I like Slightly crispy bacon; though. Oh! I have a recipe I'm gonna have Sanji make you. I'm sure you'll love it.
De-Ji: (mouth agape again) you don't like meat?! Wow… I love meat! Not as much as Luffy though… or Suta…
Luffy and Suta: AHHH!!!!! (faints)
Chopper: AHHH!! DOCTOR DOCTOR!! OH RIGHT!!!! (runs over)
Sanji:Don't think I don't see you staring at me. I can hear
everything-half demon here. Anyway. The order is completely random; but you'll get it right. Here what the breakfast sandwich is. Just give me a sec.
Sanji: (scared out of his wits) (looks down) I think I wet myself…
Luffy and Suta: Pfffffff….. (laughs so hard falls on the ground) (their faces turn red) can't…..breathe…… (starts laughing again but even harder)
Chopper: Ah! Not again! Are they dead??!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (runs over to Luffy and Suta)
Luffy and Suta: (faces are now blue) (laughing so hard not making any sounds)
Chopper: Luffy! Suta! Speak to me!!!
Zoro: (starts laughing at Sanji)
Zoro: DO NOT LAUGH AT ME! SO WHAT IF THE RECIPE I AM ABOUT TO RECITE IS WEIRD? IT TASTES GOOD AND YOU ALL SHOULD ALL TRY IT! AND IF YOU FALL ASLEEP ONE TIME; I'LL WHACK YOU!
De-Ji: Sorry for yelling; Zoro is just... well; you know.
De-Ji: (uncovers ears) I know what you mean… (glances at Zoro)
Zoro: what does she mean?
De-Ji: you wouldn't get it…
Zoro: (grumbles)
Sanji: Recipe time! Its actually quite delicious! Especially with O.J!!
toast; but put mayo on it while its hot
tomato
hash brown
scrambled (sp. I'm tired; don't expect much) eggs
bacon.
very good sandwich! (grins rare grin)
Sanji: (comes back from changing his pants) hmm… looks interesting! I'll try it! (walks to the kitchen)
Luffy and Suta: AHHH! UMMAE!!!!!(yummy) (starts drooling insanely)
Luffy: I hope you like! I'm about to be random thanks to sugarrush; so I will be acting not myself! I DON'T LIKE STEAK! OR PORK! OR CRAB OR LOBSTER! BUT I LOVE SHRIMP! Ok... i'm done...
Luffy and Suta: THOSE WORDS!! IS IT POSSIBLE TO USE THEM TOGETHER IN ONE SENTENCE??!!??!
De-Ji: (jaw starts to hurt from so much dropping) those are like my favorite foods!
Zoro:Since I have a feeling you insulted me in some way; MAN OVER BOARD! (throws you overboard)
Zoro: (climbs back on board spluttering) WHAT DID I DO?!
De-Ji: just go get dry (throws him a towel)
Cattsuki: Umm... i forgot my questions... well most of them...
De-Ji: that's ok!
Usopp: Was your nose always that big?
Usopp: It's not big! But yes…
De-Ji: (is bored and pushes you into the sea and you mysteriously can't
swim and are just floating)
De-Ji: (starts to sink) that's not good…
Zoro: Save her.
Zoro: but I just got dry! (jumps over anyway) (saves De-Ji and they go walk off to go get dry)
Luffy:In some weird story; you became Santa Claus after defeating the evil christmas carolors.
Luffy: Aha! I knew it!
Everyone-Suta and Luffy: O.o WHAT??!!!
Suta: SUGOI!!!
De-Ji: (raises one eyebrow questioningly) that sounds really weird…
Zoro: (walks out of his room grumbling with a scary mean face)
Zoro: You do not scare me.
Zoro: I wasn't trying to…
everyone: Though I act indiffrent; you all rock. Most of all; Luffy, De-Ji, Suta, and Zoro!
Everyone: arigatou, Cattsuki!!
De-Ji: TAKONO CAME BY AND GAVE ME WATER!!!
Zoro: isn't that off Homestar Runner?
Luffy and Suta: (sings in background) Ho----me st—ar is wunnimg… awong… with wuffy! And Suta!
De-Ji: yep, but it was originally Taco man. And it was the halloween-a-ma-jig or something like that.
Luffy: W0T! MONKEH IN DA MIDDLE!
Luffy: Ah! NOO! BOSHIIII!!!!
Suta: Ah! I'm a monkey!!
Everyone-Suta and Luffy: (gapes) O.o
De-Ji: (thinks) When did that happen?!
Suta: (does monkey immpression) Ook! Ook!
Everyone-Suta and Luffy: Oh, phew.
Zoro: aw you 2 look so cute!
Zoro: (mumbles) whatever…
Nami:D i have more money but its for future reference so i can do something stupid like buy 200 paperclips :)
Nami: paperclips?
Usopp: MAKE A TRAMPOLINE!
Usopp: (has no idea what a trampoline is) yosh! (starts making something really weird)
De-Ji: what's that? (points to weird contraption)
Usopp: a trampoline!
De-Ji: no, it's not. (starts explaining a trampoline)
Usopp: ohhh… (kidnaps Luffy)
Suta: Ah! Luffy!
Usopp: (stretches him across a trampoline frame)
Luffy: Hey! BLEH! I want to BLEH! Play too! BLEH! (readers note: every bleh is when some one jumps on him)
Suta: WHEEEEEE!!
Sanji: trust me, LUFFY drawing ur bounty would look better than what the marines did!
De-Ji: are you sure about that?
Luffy: (starts drawing Sanji for a bounty poster)
Suta: (peeks over shoulder) Oo! Creative!
Chopper: aww dont feel bad chopper!! (gives him a trampoline and some
chocolate pudding)
Chopper: oohhh!! Arigatou, Takono! (runs off to play on the tramp with Usopp and eat his pudding)
Luffy; Yay! Now I don't have to be the trampoline and I can jump on it too!!!
Suta: Yay!
De-Ji: Sorry but we won't be able to update the whole weekend cause we'll be gone camping. But keep reviewing please!!
Suta: And if you have to send them in PMs!