UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 36
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My cock deflates instantly. As much as I love her, hearing my mom's voice when I'm trying to get in my fiancée's pants isn't cool.
I'm shocked as shit when Bella giggles beneath me and says, "Hey, Esme!" Then she swats at me, "You didn't tell me your mom's Esme Platt, baby!"
"Bella?" Mom questions. "Is that you, girl? What're you doing underneath Edward?"
Bella laughs again. She may be kicking my ass, but she's downed almost as many shots as me.
"Apparently getting cockblocked...or clitblocked, as it were!" Her eyes light up. "Hey! Now we can get married tonight!"
A/N: In my defence ... I told IdH and MR that Mama Cullen was showing up to the bowling alley. IdH was determined there wasn't going to be a wedding! LOL I'm determined there IS gonna be one! Word of advice ... if anyone else decides to do something like this, make sure it's with people you really love (and who love you) or you may end up friendless!
Now...Why does Bella know Edward's mom as Esme Platt? And why hasn't Esme hooked Edward up with access to Up My Alley? And why does Word think clitblocked isn't a word?
You guys rock:)
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