I haven't really written much Christmas stories this year. Maybe because I'm feeling run down or that I've been feeling overwhelmed. But that's not much of an excuse. So I thought I'd continue the idea of letter to Santa from Rafael. Hope it puts you in a Christmas mood.
I do not own.
Dear Santa,
How are you? I am fine. Thank you for the Daisy Red Ryder BB gun last year. It's grate. Now I get to shoot things like my sister and dad. Mom doesn't like it but so far I haven't shot my eye out. I did acidetly shoot the nehbor's cat. It was okay. I didn't like it anyway. It likes to scare my puppy, Scamp. Mommy got me Scamp so I can lern "respotsibity." I think it means she wants me to clean up his poop. I use my voice to blast the poop. I lerned the hard way not to blast too close. Yuk.
Anyway, this year I want the 50th anniversary special edition super master blaster. It can shoot water from 40 feet. Then it would be fair in a water fite with my cousins. Jasmine made a water gun that can shoot from 30 feet. I always get wet before I can shoot them. Now I need to figure out how far 40 feet is. Uncle Caesar made a beeping tape mesurer. It beeps when you stand far enough from something. The only problem is that it sometimes expodes. Dad got blown up a few times. I wanted to use the fire extinckisher but mommy won't let me. It's not fair. I never get to put out dad.
Sorry for the mistackes. Usually, Violeta proofreads my letters but this year she is at her frend's house and mommy wanted my letter now so she can male it to you. You didn't tell her that I ride with Violeta, did you? She fond out and got me a helment. I thot she wold be more mad but she was just woried that I wold fall and hurt myself. Mommies wories a lot. Aunt Bev always wories abot Angel. He even wares a jacket when it's a million degrees out. Aunt Becca keeps telling Kenji to wear green underware in case he is in an acident. Why do you need green underware? Maybe becuse Uncle Six likes green?
So in concluson, I just want a 50th anniversary special edition super master blaster.
Thank you.
Sincely,
Rafael Knight Salazar
BTW it's clean underwear. Rafael misheard.
