A/N: I don't even know where this came from. But then again... I never do. My brain scares me sometimes. xxx

-Here Come The Drums has entered the conversation-

-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-

Sexy Techie says- Hey! :) wuu2?

Here come the drums says- Getting my heart rate back to normal

Sexy Techie says- What? why?

-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-

Timey Wimey Lord says- Coz we were by the duck pond with the girls in the buggie feeding the ducks... and I got Allie-Rose out of the buggie, and she reached out to grab the handles of the buggie...

Here come the drums says- And pushed the buggie into the duck pond.

Sexy Techie says- :O omfg! Are they all okay?

Timey Wimey Lord says- Yeah, thank god. The water wasn't deep so the buggie just kinda floated and Ellie and Mollie just sat there laughing trying to grab the ducks o.O

Sexy Techie says- If I haven't said it before, I'll say it again. I LOVE your children.

-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation-

-I love sex has entered the conversation-

-Jones, Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-

-Am I Bovered has entered the conversation-

-HartBreaker has entered the conversation-

Am I Bovered says- Sup Earthlings!

I love sex says- Anyone else really, really bored?

Jones,Ianto Jones says- I think we all are, actually

Here come the drums says- I'm not :D

Jackie Chan says- Why, what are you doing?

Here come the drums says- Well I'm talking to this dude-

Sexy Techie has left the conversation-

-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation-

-Timey Wimey Lord has left the conversation-

-I love sex has left the conversation-

Here come the drums says- Wait... why'd they go? :(

Jones,Ianto Jones says- After the banana obsessed ninja you introduced last week? None of us want to meet any of your internet friends.

-Jones, Ianto Jones has left the coversation-

Here come the drums says- ohhhhh :(

HartBreaker says- It's okay mate, we'll stick around, won't we Donna?

Am I Bovered says- Yeah! That ninja was epic...

Here come the drums says- Anyway, as I was saying before they left, he's a bit weird...

HartBreaker says- In what way?

Here come the drums says- Well, he says he's a vampire...

Am I Bovered says- Awesome! Never met one before

Here come the drums says- But he doesn't drink human blood...

HartBreaker says- He's a bit of a fail as a vampire then.

Here come the drums says- And he sparkles...

Am I Bovered says- WTF?

(A/N: I think we all know what's coming next ;D )

-Dancing Queen has entered the conversation-

Dancing Queen says- Hey guys! I'm edward :)

Am I Bovered says- Edward... Cullen?

Dancing Queen says- Yeah! How did you know? ...ah, I know, you read my blog didn't you!

HartBreaker says- ...I swear you aren't real...

Dancing Queen says- Well here I am!

Here come the drums says- I just realised... what's up with the name?

Dancing Queen says- Well, because I sparkle in the sun and everything, people think I'm girly, which is not true. And that makes me sad. So I needed a way to vent my frustration, so I took up Ballet!

HartBreaker says- You wanted to feel masculine again... so you learnt Ballet?

Dancing Queen says- You betcha! Grade 3 already baby! But Bella doesn't like it, she says it's embarassing...

Here come the drums says- I wonder why...

-James has entered the conversation-

James says- You Eddie!

Dancing Queen says- I told you already James, don't call me that!

Am I Bovered says- Oh I know you! You're the evil vampire dude!

James says- Yep. The name's James ;)

Dancing Queen says- Seriously James, no one thinks you're hot.

HartBreaker says- At least he stlll has his masculinity

Am I Bovered says- And a decent hair cut

Dancing Queen says- HEY!

James says- Well, it's been fun. Catch you later, Eddy-kins

-James has left the conversation-

Am I Bovered says- Haha! Eddy-Kins!

Dancing Queen says- Well at least I'm not ginger

Here come the drums says- ouch! He shouldn't of said that...

Am I Bovered says- What... did you...just say?

Dancing Queen says- I said you're an ugly ginger. And you know what the worst part is? It's not even stylish

HartBreaker says- :O

Am I Bovered says- ...

Dancing Queen says- Yeah! that's right! You just got told!

Am I Bovered says- ...Am I Bovvered?

Dancing Queen says- wait...what?

Here come the drums says- Oh god, here we go...

Am I Bovered says- I said.. am I bovvered?

Dancing Queen says- well yes, you should-

Am I Bovered says- Am I bovvered though?

Dancing Queen says- well-

Am I Bovered says- Am I bovvered though?

Dancing Queen says- But-

Am I Bovered says- Does this face look bothered?

Dancing Queen says- No but-

Am I Bovered says- look at my face!

Dancing Queen says- b-

Am I Bovered says- Look at my face!

Dancing Queen says- what the hel-

Am I Bovered says- look at my face! look at my face!

Dancing Queen says- this doesn't even make sens-

Am I Bovered says- Are you disrespecting me? Are you disrespecting my family?

Dancing Queen says- What? I never even said-

Am I Bovered says- are you calling my mum a pikey?

Dancing Queen says- th-

Am I Bovered says- are you calling my father a chav?

Dancing Queen says- I NEVER-

Am I Bovered says- Does my face look bovvered though? Does my face looked bovvered? Dancing, James, "I can sparkle! I can sparkle!"

Dancing Queen says- What? Stop taking the mick-

Am I Bovered says- Ginger, ginger, ballet, first position, first position, bella, bella doesn't like it, I have a crush on James

Dancing Queen says- What? I do NOT have a crush on-

Am I Bovered says- Dancing, masculine, "you are my life now" my girl ran off with a werewolf, ballet, "I can read your mind, I can read your mind" I. ain't. BOVVERED!

Here come the drums says- ...

HartBreaker says-... wow.

Dancing Queen says- ... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :'(

-Dancing Queen has left the conversation-

Here come the drums says- ...well that was harsh.

Am I Bovered says- ...Bet Bella ain't bovvered either.

A/N: If you haven't read twilight, read it now :P Much love xxx