Thanks go to Guy Who Likes Hats, bloodyhell99, TribalManBoss, KZReviewer, Pro Noob, DiamondAuthor551, NecroGodYami The 2nd, Infinity Soul, pokemon122000, I guest as much, Mitsuyuki Sansby, Famous Nobody, Someguy, TehUnoman, Trash Can, Pikachu2chu, MachUPB, OPSlasher, ThatOneGuy, Minami Kinoshita, 19jg01, Nlou, and Kurisetina.
I would've updated earlier, but I had to go to my nephew's first birthday and whatnot.
To answer your question DiamondAuthor551, The Q&A isn't really canon. Just a silly little extra thing that as far as the story goes never happened.
And Minami Kinoshita... Please don't make him blonde. I don't know why the thought of that disturbs me so much but... It just really does. *Shifty eyes* I just can't see him as a blonde. And as for sending it to me, just post it somewhere on the internet and I;ll find it eventually. I kind of... Search for fanart oddly frequently. Or just post it on Tumblr under like #Doubletale or something. I dunno.
Now then!
Disclaimer: I do not own Undertale
"Heya friend."
The hunter stopped before dropping down, looking over their shoulder.
"Don't you know it's rude to stand on roofs without asking permission?" Sans asked, standing calm right behind them.
"Hm. Someone oughta put a bell on you." The hunter commented, turning around to face Sans.
"Wouldn't help." Sans glanced to the side, grin as wide as ever.
Sans scanned them. Tattered grey cloak. dirty, bare feet under it.
"Hm... Well, since you're here, could you tell me where Cter is?" They asked, tilting their head to the side.
"Nope. But I can take a message." Sans winked one eye shut, lying through that grin with ease.
"Hm. Well... Maybe one of your friends down there knows. And if not, then I'll just have to get him to come to me."
Sans pupils disappeared.
"Look buddy, I don't think you want to-"
Everyone looked up to the roof in surprise, seeing ice explode out from it, flying through the air as one cloaked figure jumped down towards them.
"The hell?!" Undyne stood quickly, magic spear appearing in hand as the cloaked figure stood slowly, holding Sans by the collar of his shirt.
Sans was calm as ever.
"Who are you?" Gaster cut to the chase.
"Eh, just a drifter. Thrill seeker. Boredom is my arch nemesis." They shrugged.
"Get to the point." Chara's eyes narrowed.
"Aight, here's the dealio." They snapped with their free hand, pointing at them.
"You tell me where Cter is, or the somehow chubby skely gets it."
"Uh... What somehow chubby skely?" Frisk arched a brow.
"..." They looked to the hand that once held Sans, before beginning to laugh.
"Yeah, okay, you got me. Can't believe I forgot he could do that. It's like... How I encountered him thirty seconds ago." They shook their head, laughing lightly.
"What do you want with Cter?" Asgore asked, eyes narrowing.
"What any hunter wants." They shrugged. "I just want a challenge."
"A challenge?" Alphys asked, confused.
"Alright, look. I'm like... Really strong n'stuff. And there's no one strong enough to fight me in my universe. So I go from Universe to Universe, timeline to timeline, looking for somebody to fight."
"But of course, most universes people are somewhere on the same level. Boooring." They rolled their eyes, shaking their head.
"But there are a few universe, where someone is just... Extra strong. And I mean really extra strong."
"I've fought Sanses and Papyruses and Frisks and Charas and Asriels and Undynes and Mettatons, but I just can't seem to settle on a Cter. There's a lot of 'em, and they're all pretty strong."
"But pretty strong isn't challenging. And a little while ago, while hopping from place to place, I stumbled across something... Really interesting." Their grin could be seen under that hood.
"On a scale of one to ten, how attached are you to these arms?" They quoted, and Chara's eyes widened.
"DAMN that was cool! I've never seen a Cter go so hard! That's when I realized your Cter was special. So I wanna fight him."
"So he can kill you?" Chara asked, and they laughed, shaking their head.
"Nope, so I can get stronger. So I can take on bigger and stronger things." They shrugged.
"Is this some kind of game to you?" Toriel almost had a scolding tone. "These are peoples lives, and you just play with them?"
"Don't know what you think you're talkin' about. Three outta your four kids have done that." They grinned, and Toriel recoiled.
"Now, here's the dealio. You're gonna tell me where Cter is, or I'm gonna give him one hell of a surprise to come back to." They shrugged, grinning.
"If you uh, catch my drift." They rose their eyebrows twice under that hood.
They didn't get the chance to do anything else, being engulfed by a beam of energy, Gaster hold one hand out as a Gaster Blaster fired at them from behind him.
Everyone looked back to Gaster in surprise, and Gaster said nothing in response.
"Okay..."
Everyone's eyes widened.
"Rude." They pointed to Gaster, hood forced down by the blast.
Female. Long, straightened black hair. Human. Pale skin. Strangely scrawny. She was only about as tall as Cter, and looked to be about as old as him as well.
She stomped down, the ground exploding in ice at them, everyone jumping back.
Gaster looked up, eyes wide as she appeared above him, slamming both feet into his face and back flipping off of him, sending him exploding through the law as she landed on her hands, crossing her legs as Undyne jumped at her, pulling back a spear.
She spun on her hands, kicking the spear to the side and kicking directly into Undyne's chin, sending her flying back through the air before she back flipped over Chara's stab, landing behind them and quickly dropped to the ground, sweeping out their legs before back flipping away, bones shooting out of the ground after her.
She was caught with a blue soul before she could land, being whipped to the side.
She spun in the throw, cartwheeling at lightning speed and making a U-turn, spinning at Sans and kicking at him with both feet, only for him to disappear.
She landed perfectly, standing up straight and throwing her hands into the air, as if she was stretching, two beams of fire shooting right by her sides.
Undyne snarled, wiping blood from her chin before pulling back both arms, spears appearing in hand.
Undyne threw spear after spear at her, and she easily ducked and dodged around them, standing in place and making the "Woop woop woop woop woop!" noise that Zoidberg from Futurama makes.
She stood motionless as a yellow spear shot at her from the front, jumping just as it went to move around her, landing on the spear as it launched back at Undyne, who's eyes widened.
She jumped off the spear, spinning in air and slamming one foot into the side of Undyne's face, throwing her out of the way of the spear and sending her skidding through the ground.
She landed perfectly, throwing her hands into the air, confetti shooting from her sleeves.
"Ta-da!" She said, grinning before back flipping, landing directly on Asgore's back as Asgore stabbed at her with a trident that he must've pulled from some inventory box.
"Hey there." She said, suddenly jabbing Asgore in the neck, making him fall face first onto the ground, unconscious.
"That's a neat trick right? I think it is." She shrugged, looking at Toriel.
"Keep off of him!" She demanded, throwing several fireballs at her.
"Dodge duck dip dive and dodge!" She called out as she dodged around the balls of fire.
She shot forward, slamming one fist into Toriel's abdomen and making her double over, holding her stomach in pain.
"Thanks, Patches O'Houlihan." She placed both hands on her waist, looking up to the sky and nodding.
She was suddenly lifted into the air, soul blue.
"Gotcha." Sans said, holding her there.
"Awwww! Booo!" She called, giving a thumbs down.
"Who. Are. You?" Gaster demanded to know, eyes narrowing as he walked up to her.
"Dude, I told you that like... Three minutes ago." She rolled her eyes.
"I want a name!" Gaster snapped.
"Whosky brosky, take it down a notch. Honestly, what's your deal with names? The guy you're protecting right now hasn't even told you his." She rose their hands defensively.
"Now." Gaster's eye sockets narrowed.
"Alright, alright... Man, now I gotta think one up..." She stroked her imaginary beard as she floated there, all who were still conscious and able to fight standing around her, ready.
Frisk, Papyrus and Asriel were pulling everyone currently unconscious out of the area and inside the house.
"Hm... What are those things called? From the movie? Those guys with the... Ya know." She put two fingers from each hand over her mouth, move them like they were part of her mouth.
"They're all like graahh! Grrr! And they've got that cannon that goes "pew!" from their shoulder?" She looked around, everyone just looking at her with confusion.
"Really? Nobody? Uh... They fight Aliens? There's two movies... Uh..." She stroked her imaginary beard, shifting expressions as she looked from side to side.
"Man this is gonna bother me all day... It's on the tip of my tongue..."
"Predator?" Frisk suggested.
"Yes! Thank you!" She pointed to Frisk. "That one... That one gets it." She nodded. "Call me Predator."
"But not the sexual kind. Don't wanna mix that up, 'cause, yanno, I'm hunting a minor, and whatnot..." Predator glanced to the side.
"Huh... Maybe Predator isn't the best name..." She pressed her tongue against the side of her cheek. "Nope, too late now, Author guy already used it for my name."
"Oh well." She shrugged, ice exploding out around her and knocking everyone back as she did.
Predator shot from the mist created by the ice, Sans' eyes widening as she shot right at him.
She shot by, doing the same neck jab she did to Asgore.
"Go to sleep." She told him as she went by, watching his eye sockets close.
She skidded to a stop, spinning around and catching Sans, who was now out cold, lightly setting him down.
"He's just oh so delicate..." She patted him on the head before jumping back, a stretching arm smashing into the ground where she ocne was.
Mettaton's arm retracted back to him, and he glared as she got a running start at him, kicking up dirt behind her as she moved at lightning speed.
She jumped, startling Mettaton and pulling one leg back, kicking up into Mettaton's chin and sending him exploding into the sky.
"Homerun! Yes!" She fist pumped, just before Mettaton's soul switched to blue, and he stopped in air.
"Caught'cha!" Papyrus said, smirking as he pulled a now unconscious Mettaton back to the ground.
Predator snapped in defeat, just before jumping back, dodging a knife slash.
She kicked Chara's arm, forcing them to lose grip of their knife and sending it into the air before she spun, jumping and kicking at Chara's head.
They ducked, Predator's leg soaring over their head.
They jumped, kicking at Predator, who caught them by the leg, tossing them back.
They landed, reaching up and catching their knife as it fell back down.
"Congrats at being the first one here to dodge without teleportation! If I had a gold star I'd put it riiiight on your forehead." Predator smiled wide.
She suddenly jumped into the air, bones exploding out from under her before three Gaster Blasters appeared around her.
"Diddle." She said, eyes wide before the blasters fired.
Gaster smirked lightly, before his eyes widened, seeing the dust explode open with something too fast for him to see.
His eyes widened, pupils shrinking in pain as Predator shot by.
He fell to his knees, eyes wide in pain as an ice spike stuck through his side.
"Don't worry, that's a very won't kill you move. It's also a very-" Gaster face planted.
"... Make you pass out move." Predator looked back to everyone else. "It is just so rude when people don't let you finish your sentences."
"Also rude to break into people's house and start assaulting them." Chara said, eyes narrowed.
"..." Predator looked over at them, eyes narrowed. "Are you sassin' me right now?"
She was suddenly engulfed by razor petals, Asriel holding one palm out to her as he fired in a dome shape from his hand.
"... Whoa, since when can you do that?" Chara asked, surprised.
"Got added to my arsenal after being a flower. Pretty cool, right?" Asriel grinned confidently.
"Pay attention flower boy!" Predator said, shooting from the petal dome right in front of Asriel and grabbing him by the face, slamming him down into the ground and front flipping, landing on her feet.
"Man you got a cut on my cloak..." She grumbled, frowning at the one mark the petals had left.
Chara roared with anger as they jumped at her from behind, pulling back their knife and slashing at her.
She spun around, slamming one leg into their side and sending them exploding into the fence.
"And that leaves..." Predator turned around, looking at Papyrus, Frisk, Alphys, and Monster Kid.
"Only two more threats." She kicked off the ground, disappearing, making all of them look around in surprise.
"Where did she-" Monster Kid was cut off as Predator appeared between him and Alphys, jabbing them both in the neck and making them fall to the ground, unconscious.
Papyrus grabbed Frisk by the back of their shirt, throwing them back through the air and making Predator's punch miss.
Predator looked up at Papyrus in surprise, Papyrus staring down at her.
"Uh... Aren't you supposed to... Attack me here?" Predator arched a brow at Papyrus.
"You say you only do this for a game. That is why you haven't killed anyone here." Papyrus said, and Predator nodded.
"Yes... But I'm still kickin' the crap outta your friends." She said, confused.
"Well, none of us nicely asked you to stop!" Papyrus smiled wide.
"So, human, please stop assaulting my friends." Papyrus asked nicely.
"... You are too precious for this world." Predator said, staring up at Papyrus in confusion and awe.
"Thank you." Papyrus said, closing his eyes in his smile.
Predator landed a knock out jab to his neck, catching him as he fell and lightly setting him down.
"And then there was one." She looked over to Frisk.
"So, you gonna tell me where Cter is now?" She asked, arching a brow at Frisk.
"Not a chance." Frisk said, standing ready.
"Oh well." She shrugged, closing her eyes.
"Hope you haven't gotten rusty with dodging."
"Sh!t sh!t sh!t sh!t sh!t!" I yelled as I sprinted down the street, seeing the pile of ice spikes on our roof.
I skidded to a stop, hopping once or twice and running up the lawn and to the back yard, my eyes widening.
I looked around, checking for dust and or corpses.
No dust, and everybody looked at least somewhat alive.
"Frisk!" I ran over to Frisk, who was leaned up against the wooden fence, slumped over.
I shook them, and they tiredly looked to me, before their eyes widened.
"What happened?! Who did this?!" I asked, eyes wide.
"P-... Predator... She called herself Predator. She was looking for you... I-I didn't tell her, but... Now she's just looking around for you wherever you go most."
My eyes widened.
"Son of a bitch I'm goin' back to Muffet's!" I said, ink wings shooting from my back.
I figured all of my friends could have held there own, but from the looks of things...
Goat Mom told me not to use my magic where people could see it, but now wasn't the time.
I could already hear sirens closing in, and the neighbors had come out of their houses, checking everyone for anything life threatening.
I shot off into the air, flying back through the sky towards my previous destination.
"Today is the worst!" I said, rocketing through the sky as fast a I could.
"Just rest, okay dearie?" Muffet told F Cter as he tried to sit up.
Ching ching! Ching! Ching ching ching! chingchingchingchingching!
"Can someone else deal with the costumer?" Muffet called back to the main room with irritation.
"They're all kinda busy." An unfamiliar voice answered.
Muffet sighed, standing and walking out from the back room.
Predator waved from in front of the counter.
"What will you have?" Muffet asked, clearly exasperated.
"... Have you seen Cter around?" Predator asked, looking at the donuts curiously.
Muffet looked at her in confusion, before realizing her staff was laying unconscious across the floor.
"Wait a minute, you're-"
Muffet stopped mid sentence, Predator being sent exploding back across the room and through the glass door due to an orange arrow.
Muffet looked over her shoulder in surprise, seeing F Cter leaning weakly against the door frame, panting heavily.
"Oh, well look who it is." Predator dusted herself off as she stood, smiling at F Cter.
"How ya been, drinky?"
"Thirsty." F Cter commented, still leaning weakly against the door frame.
"That sucks." Predator shrugged, not noticing the shadow getting increasingly large at increasing speeds.
"... Huh?" She looked up, eyes widening as I slammed both feet directly into her face, sending her exploding through the concrete she stood on.
I back flipped off of their face with the kick, landing and skidding back.
"Boom." I said, pointing at her and nodding.
I watched her pull back both legs, kicking and jumping back to her feet.
"... Uh..." Who was she? she wasn't a different version of anyone I'd ever met...
"About time you showed. Thought I might have to keep going around town for hours, kickin' the crap outta people." Predator stretched.
"Who are you and what do you want?" I asked, eyes narrowing.
"Man, how many times I gonna have to give this explanation?" She muttered to herself.
"Call me Predator."
"Because you hunt minors?"
"Now ya see this is why I knew I should've picked a different name." She said, shoulders sinking. "I was like, hey, Predator was a cool movie, and I hunt people like Predator, so I should call myself Predator. And then the moment I said it was like 'Sh!ttles! That sounded way cooler in my head!' And now we are in the exact instance I imagined and uuuuggghhh!"
"..." I stared at them in confusion. Here I'd come to think I was the only person who was like this in fights.
"I noticed that you're staring. I get it, I do look pretty great in this cloak." She said, gesturing to herself and smirking. "But it'll cost ya."
"... Pff..." I burst into laughter.
"I think you're already my second favorite enemy." I said as I recovered from laughter.
"D'aw, means a lot." She said, before suddenly shooting forward, pulling back one leg and kicking at my head.
Both of my eyes flared up, and I ducked, her leg just barely missing my head as I popped up behind her.
She stomped, ice shooting up behind her at me, only for me to throw up both hands, a wall of keys appearing and blocking the ice.
She back flipped over the wall, landing behind me as I spun around.
I moved my head to the side, dodging around a jab before dodging around another, and another, and another.
I matrix ducked under one, pulling back both arms as ink shot from my sleeves before slashing in an X motion at Predator, who back flipped away at lightning speed, back flipping again and again to get out of range.
Her eyes widened as she landed hands first on ink, slipping and falling, pens shooting out from under her as she fell.
She positioned herself so all the points missed perfectly, the pens disappearing before she back flipped up, landing and skidding back, throwing both hands forward at me, ice firing at lightning speed from her sleeves.
Several Beat Blasters appeared behind me, firing back and colliding with the ice, sending it exploding into mist.
My glowing eyes darted around the mist as I looked around skeptically, waiting for an attack.
I spun around, catching a knee to the chest, my eyes widening in pain.
They placed one hand on my face, kicking off of me and slamming me head first into the road we fought on, sending cracks exploding through it.
"... Ow..." I groaned as she looked down at me, tapping her foot impatiently.
"C'moooooon! Do the thingy!" She groaned childishly, pouting.
"What thingy?" I winced as I sat up.
"That... Gr snarl white outline around your soul thingy!" She said, stomping one foot down.
"Dunno what you're talkin' about." I lied, shrugging.
As I shrugged, pens shot out from under them, forcing them to jump high into the air and out of the mist.
Pens appeared all around Predator, one shooting at her from the side, only for her to grab onto it and jump onto the top, doing a hand stand before back flipping off it and dodging another pen, landing sitting on another pen that shot by.
She swung down off of it, back flipping all the way down to the ground and sticking the landing perfectly, holding her hands out to the side.
"Ta-daaa!" She said enthusiastically.
She jumped, placing both hands on the eraser that shot out from under her and riding it up into the sky.
She front flipped off of the eraser, making a slide of ice and yelling 'Weeeee!' all the way down towards me.
"... Who the hell am I fighting right now..?" I wondered aloud, just before she flew off the slide, slamming both feet into my chest and sending me exploding through the ground.
"Augh..." I groaned, my lower half in the concrete line crater as I leaned back on the ground, blood running down my chin.
"Do. The. Thing." She said, raising one hand into the air. Ice spikes filled the sky, all of them aiming down.
"Trust me, you don't want that." I told her, and she sighed.
"Fine. Then it's time for PROPERTY DAMAAAAAAAGGGEEE!" She sang loudly, preparing to throw her hand down.
I shot forward, slamming into her with enough force to send us both spinning across the ground, ending with me on top, pinning her down.
"None of that." I told her, eyes narrowing.
"... Wow." She commented, and I arched a brow at her.
"What?" I asked.
"This is like... The weirdest lady boner I've ever had."
Wow.
"What?" She asked, taking note of my dropped jaw.
"Where have you been all my life?" I asked, still surprised.
She laughed in response.
"She legit almost killed me like an hour ago, kid!" F Cter called from the destroyed front door of Muffet's Bakery. "Focus for the love of God!"
"Right, right." I nodded, just before Predator reached up with both feet, grabbing me by the throat with them and throwing them back down, sending me whipping back through the air.
I spun, landing on my feet and one hand and skidding, leaving a trail of ink where I once was as she jumped at me, not noticing the thin line.
I rose one hand, and her eyes widened, moving to the side just as the ink shot up, leaving a paper cut deep slice in her arm.
They landed with a roll, jumping and rocketing off at me.
I jumped, putting one hand on her head as she shot under me, pushing off of her with enough force to cause a red shock wave, windows all around shattering as I rocketed into the air.
"Hey, you know why I call myself Cter?" I asked as I rose one hand into the air.
"Because it makes the easiest ship name?" Predator questioned from the ground below.
"Well, that and-" One of my giant pen and ink swords appeared in hand and blocked out the sun.
"You switch the letters around, it spells Rect!" I said as I swung down, ink blade flying down towards the ground below.
"Get down!" F Cter said, quickly pushing himself off the door frame and pushing Muffet to the ground, a wall of keys appearing to replace the broken windows.
"... How did I never notice that before?" Was all Predator said, stroking her imaginary beard as the giant sword flung down at her.
Concrete exploded through the sky, the road flying into the air along with whatever cars were parked nearby and the Nice Cream Guy's cart.
Predator jumped back through the air, just barely avoiding the slash and landing on one of the chunks of road shooting up, jumping from chunk to chunk up at me.
I moved my head to the side, her kick shooting right by before I reached out, grabbing her by the leg and jumping, spinning and throwing her into the concrete, sending it exploding into the air.
She shot from the dust in an instant, jabbing me repeatedly with two fingers, sending me stumbling back with each hit.
She jumped up, pulling back both legs and kicking forward.
Ink appeared in a wall in front of me, wrapping around her legs and holding them together, making her fall and land with an 'oof!'
"Gotcha!" I said, elbowing the air.
"Whoopsie daisy, looks like I got grabbed." She snapped in defeat.
"Now tell me who you are and what you want from me." I said, pen shooting from my sleeve and into my hand.
"First a magic trick!" She said, snapping as the ink holding her in place froze, and she kicked right out of it, sending shards of it through the air.
She front flipped up, landing on my shoulders in a hand stand.
"Squeeze squeeze." She said, squeezing my shoulders twice before flipping down, keeping her hands on my shoulders and throwing me forward through the air.
I flipped in air, a key appearing and stopping me as I landed on it with my feet, putting one hand on it to keep from falling off as it launched me back at her.
I jumped off, flipping over her and surprising her.
She ducked at the same time I did, the key flying over both of our heads as we were back to back.
She back flipped, coming down feet first at me.
I swiped her feet to the side with my forearm, and she spun to the side, landing on one hand and kicking at my side, making me jump away.
I landed on frozen ground, sliding and almost falling, back flipping and landing on one hand, ink shooting from my sleeve and propelling me into the air, the ink freezing after me.
I broke off from the ink, jumping from the thin pillar and spinning down at Predator, who jumped back as I reached her, slamming my fist into the ground where she once was and sending it exploding into the air.
She skidded with the landing, throwing one hand forward as ice spikes appeared behind her, firing at me.
I crouched down, an eraser appearing below me and launching me into the air, the ice breaking against the pencil.
She grinned up at me, wings of ice shooting from her back before she launched up at me.
"... Seriously who the hell is she?" I wondered aloud before jumping down, ink wings shooting from my back before we colliding, a shock wave blowing the dust and pebbles on the ground away.
Fist hit fist as we spiraled up through the air, not a punch landing.
Her ice wings suddenly shot out, grabbing my ink wings before she pulled back both legs, slamming them into my chest and sending me exploding down into someone's balcony.
"Ugh..." I groaned, eyes opening slowly to see some kid standing there in shock, holding a phone and recording.
"... Please delete that video." I told him, just before back flipping up, Predator crashing through the balcony and bringing it to the ground as I now crouched on the roof of the house.
Predator looked up at me, and I gave two middle fingers, shaking my head from side to side.
She grinned in amusement, wings flapping and launching her up after me.
I jumped back as she landed on the roof, spinning and creating some sort of water-like stream of ice, spinning around all the way and launching it at me with both arms.
My ink wings shot from my back, blocking the ice, sending it exploding through the air around me.
the ice shards stopped in air around me, pointing down at me.
My wings flapped into the air above the ice shards, Predator flapping up after me and trying to slam her palm into my face, only for me to move my head to the side.
I reached out, snatching her by the throat and sending us both rocketing down towards the ground, smashing her through the ground, leaving a giant crater through the road.
She smirked, looking to my hand on her throat and winking at me. "Kinky."
I let out a short laugh, jumping back as ice shot out in spikes around her, stabbing at me.
I skidded back, panting lightly as I stood ready.
Predator stood slowly, wincing slightly.
Beat Blasters appeared behind me as shards of ice appeared behind her.
She jumped into the air as the Beat Blasters fired, throwing her hand down and sending shards of ice rocketing down towards me.
"Never took you as someone to shoot first." She winked, and I laughed once again as I jumped back.
"No seriously," They landed in front of me, jabbing at me multiple times as I ducked and dodged around hits.
"Who the hell are you and where have you been all my life?" I joked, earning a laugh as I ducked under a kick, jumping back as she spun in air, kicking at me and cracking the ground she ended up hitting with the kick.
"You know I think you're the most fun Cter I've met." She grinned, ice appearing behind her and firing at me.
"And I think you're the least wet blankety enemy I've ever encountered." I said, pens appearing behind me and firing at her, colliding with the ice.
Both of our wings formed, and we launched into the air at one another.
She suddenly stopped, looking as if she felt a disturbance.
"Uh..?" I arched a brow at her.
"... Diddly darn!" She snapped. "Guess I gotta cut this short. Have fun dealing with property damage! Lolbye!" Predator waved, launching off into the air.
"... What the hell is that girl?" I wondered aloud, floating down and landing, my ink wings disappearing.
"Well, that was something Munchkin." F Cter said, being helped stand by Muffet, who was under one of his arms.
I could hear sirens getting closer, and I sighed, tossing F Cter a food item and eating my own, both of us healing.
I watched the police cars stop, the police having to walk through the obliterated road.
Sigh... Dealing with this would be a pain.
I yawned as I entered the house with the rest of the family. We had all had to explain everything that happened, and being the royal family, we got out of it pretty easily. We were the victims after all.
No one said anything, everyone too exhausted. We all escaped to our rooms.
I closed the door behind me, sighing and throwing my sweatshirt onto my computer chair.
"Hey, watch it!"
I jumped, raising both hands defensively as Predator spun around in the chair, legs crossed and hands together in a pyramid.
"How did you get in here?!" I yelled in a whisper.
"Window was unlocked." She gestured to my window with her thumb.
"..." I sighed, pinching the bridge of my nose. "Okay, and why are you here?"
"I need your help homeo."
"So you assault my family, kick the crap out of a future version of me, start a fight with me, and now you want my help?"
"Hey, I left your family with no permanent injuries, Drinky started it, and you also started the fight with me." Predator said, pointing at me.
"I'm not helping you." I said, frowning as I pointed at her.
"I thought we were friends." She frowned.
"What would lead you to believe that?"
"We were flirting like... That entire fight." She shrugged, as if it was obvious.
"..." I glanced to the side, pressing my tongue against my cheek. "Yeap, that would uh... Give you a reason."
"But seriously though, aren't you a hero?"
"No! I'm an asshole who keeps getting sucked into a bunch'a bullsh!t!" I snapped, still whispering.
"And didn't you come here to kill me? Why don't you want my help now?" I asked, eyes narrowing.
"'Cause I got a bad guy chasing me. And also, I came here to fight you, not kill you. I don't really kill unless the enemy like... Really pisses me off?" She shrugged.
"Get out." I pointed to the window.
"Aw c'mon mang."
"I am done with all this inter dimensional almost dying BS. Get someone else to help you deal with your problems."
"You know while I was sitting there I looked into your internet history, right?"
"..." I paused, hair covering my eyes as beads of sweat ran down my face.
"So do you wanna keep that hentai between me and you or do you want me to tell everyone?"
"... Aight, fine. But not tonight. Tonight I'm going the hell to bed, and you're finding a park bench to sleep on." I said, and she shrugged.
"Fair enough." She shrugged, walking over to the window and opening it, climbing into it and looking back at me, giving a two fingered wave.
I frowned, returning the wave and watching her jump out the window, wings forming and launching her into the sky.
"..." I sighed in exhaustion, closing the window and stumbling over to my bed, collapsing in it.
As my eyes slowly closed, one last thought swam through my mind.
Okay seriously, who the hell is she?
"No! I'm an asshole who keeps getting sucked into a bunch'a bullsh!t!"
And with that one line, Cter summed up his entire role in this story.
So Predator probably isn't who everyone thought she'd be.
I think she might already be becoming one of my favorite characters.
Now you're probably wondering how she exists and what happened to the Omega timeline, right?
Well Predator didn't kill anyone in the Omega Timeline, she mostly just dodged attacks and ran for a door she had a gut feeling was the right one.
When F Cter got in her way, she figured it was the right one, hit him hard with a certain weapon I haven't revealed yet, and jumped through the door.
As for who she is and how she exists, well... All in due time.
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