King
1. Get that bastard a queen who people DON'T think is his sister.
2. Or leave him the way he is. Don't tell him about how everyone makes fun of him behind his back. 'Shh shh guys, here he comes now!'
3. Buy him hair dye. It's like Rick. Old geezer hair.
4. Does anyone besides me think his little outfit looks like an astronaut ensemble gone wrong? GOD you should blast him into space.
5. And put his beyblade on a separate rocket.
6. 'You know what is weird about King??? People say Queen is his sister, but he's black, ..And she's white.....'
7. Steal his bag of parts.
8. And sell them on the Black Market.
9. But don't forget to strip his own blade first.
10. Ask around to see how many other people think it's funny that the only bitbeast fit for a king is a giant mountain goat thingy. Aha.
11. Better yet, get a court order that says he has to change his name.
12. To....... Bob.....
13. Introduce him to the King of England and give both a royal parchment and a sword. Take score and see who comes out the winner.
14. Play him in a game of Chess, and laugh as every time you say something about the King or Queen game pieces he turns and says 'Huh? Where??'
15. Cheer Kai on in another grudge/revenge match.
16. Jump in when Queen does.
17. Chain Daichi or Tyson to his ankle, and say 'Every King's village needs an Idiot.'
18. Get bigger, stronger Parts Hunters and let them have their way with King. 'Not that way you perves.'
19. Better yet..... MAKE IT that way.
20. Then quote, 'Better than fuckin' your sister ain't it???'