GLENN JACOBS,
I regret to inform you that Mathias has passed away. He went in his sleep, clutching your handwritten letter. Thank-you so much for your kindness towards my son. He wouldn't stop talking about his encounter with you after you made his entire life. I would like to have a coffee next time you are in the area. Bring Anna of course! She was also a sweetheart who I will never forget.
Thank-you so much Glenn, you are a great man..
Leanna Jane, Vancouver B.C Canada.
1-604-507-1111.
Anna's tears dropped onto the letter she had opened that addressed to " Glenn and Anna". It turned out, the boy from the Skytrain passed away.
" Oh my are you okay baby sister?" asked Chrysta, worried about her baby sister.
" Oh yes. Remember the boy with cancer I told you about?"
Chrysta nodded her head. " Well, he passed away. Glenn sent them backstage passes and whatnot, I'm not sure if he made it."
Anna picked up the phone to call her man who was in Boston.
" Hey baby" he answered his cell phone.
" Hi" she sniffled.
" Are you okay? "
" You remember Mathias?"
Glenn sighed very deeply. " He was at a Smackdown and Raw taping a few months back. His mom was saying he didn't have very long".
Anna watched another tear fall onto the paper. " This woman said you are an amazing man. I agree with her. AND you're world heavyweight Champion. Are you hot or what?"
Glenn red beet red at her comment.
" Nah… I'm…not…..hot…."
" You're adorable when you do that shy thing."
" Yeah…I guess… I miss you Anna…So much babe…"
" You sound sad Glenn. What's up?"
" How about I call you when I get to the hotel? I'm just out with Mike, Randy, Mark and Adam. " They want to try to figure out who attacked you. They hurt the wrong man's fiancée."
Anna had a feeling blood was going to flow. " Please don't wound anyone. We don't need you getting arrested and thrown in jail".
Glenn laughed aloud. " Nah. It will be okay. I just want to talk to him, get to know him.." His blood began to boil as he talked about it.
" NO one FUCKS with my woman and gets away with it. Baby I love you so much. I want to see the fucker face to face… and we'll see whose defense less! Why doesn't he try attacked ME from behind!" Mike came from the pool table to support his friend. " We're all pissed and want to find him buddy".
Anna was turned on by his anger. " Okay big guy, wait until you get home and take some of that aggression and anger out on me, in a total hardcore SEX way".
" That son of a bitch pisses me off Anna. He could have killed you. Today is full of death. Susan and Melinda died on this day, and now Mathias died."
" Oh baby. I'm sorry I'm not there to hold you. Come home soon okay? I miss you so much Glenn."
" I miss you too baby. Remember I have the GOLD around my waist now. I have Champion status."
" Uh Huh… you have garbage to take out when you get home."
" Yep… a champion…."
" Love you CHAMPION"
"I love you too Anna."
After Anna hung up with Glenn her and Chrysta ate popcorn and watched MacGruber. They laughed along with the movie until both women fell asleep on the massive couch.
Drunken night out.
Glenn drank a whole bunch of beer and partied with Mike, Randy, John and Liz Cena, and AJ Lee.
" Your girlfriend is so HOT!" commented Phil. Glenn turned to him and smiled. " Yeah. I'm glad she's okay, and yeah she's really hot!"
" Is she a good screw? Like be honest with me man."
Glenn sipped his 17th beer. His hands were turned to Jello.
" I'm going to tell you one time and one time only…yes! YES! YES! YES!"
It caught the attention of Daniel Bryan from across the bar, who was hanging out with his wife.
" YOU'RE MY IDOL JACOBS!" he shouted in response.
" She's a great girl. I LOVVVVVEEE herrrrr"
" Wow that's a lot of R's in there big guy You care a lot about her hey?"
" Yeah she's awesome."
After a few moments of silence, Glenn broke it.
" Did I mention Anna? My FIANCE? She's so hot man."
Phil and Randy started to laugh. " Jacobs. We all thought you were a crabby old man. This new girl has really brought you out! Love it man!"
Phil raised his beer for a toast.
" To Glenn Jacobs. And to his new girl Anna King, may she have a quick heal so she can be back her busting our chops!"
" TO ANNA!" shouted the wrestlers simultaneously.
Glenn continued into the early morning with his wrestler friends. They had a digital camera in which they took hundreds of drunken photos. Glenn and Phil ran around like teenagers and wrestled in Subway station. The wrestlers were all recognized and mobbed. Glenn signed dozens of autographs, and even two pairs of boobs.
"Do you wanna come to my apartment?" one of them asked him seductively. " I have a fiancée pretty girl. You are gorgeous, but I'm engaged." He kissed her hand and sent her off.
MORNING TIME
He almost had to crawl to the hotel room toilet to throw up. " Anna" is all he could say. He pressed his
"Anna" button on the phone.
" Hey big guy. You're home in three days! I'm so excited!"
"Yeah…. Baby I'm hung the hell over and it's painful to talk. I love you baby. I'm gonna go lay down and die until my appearance in two days."
" You drank that much hey?"
" Yeah. I did. I was feeling shitty as hell and lost my wife and daughter and was feeling bad for myself. And you weren't here to boot. I love you so much sweetheart, and I miss you. I signed two pairs of boobs, but nothing happened with them I swear"
" I miss you too baby.. I'll see you in three days".
***CLICK****
"He signed three boobs? What the fuck?"
