Chapter 36: The Triforce of Wisdom
After escaping the Moldarach, everyone was climbing up the steps to reach the statue that held the next piece of the Triforce. While on the way, Gondo explained to everyone how he found Metal Sonic.
"After Metal landed, I dug him out of the sand and fixed him up the best I can. I never seen anything like him before." explained Gondo. "Then I tried looking for you insignificant people while shooting Gondo with lasers, until something was going on down here. So I thought it had something to do with you and I followed Gordo here." explained Metal. "Then when that scorpion appeared, you started acting like that guy over there and left me to look for something called beer."
After giving Peter the death glair, Metal detected that they are getting close to the surface. After climbing up some more, they finally exited the Facility. They are now in a small area surrounded by walls which the statue is located. There is also a bridge over a deep pit that will take them to the statue itself.
While breathing in the fresh air, Link told them that they just need to take a short walk across the bridge and figure out how to get to the top of the statue.
"Well what are we waiting for, let's finish this quick so our time in Sonic's world wouldn't be too short compared to this!" said Peter.
He began walking away, but Metal Sonic quickly grabbed him. "What's the big deal?" Metal showed everyone that at the other side of the bridge were three Death Masks, and someone else. The Death Masks were #52, Stick, and Rock.
"So this here's the Triforce of Wisdom." said Stick. "As if we need it Stick, we're way too smart for our lungs!" Rock said proudly. "That's brains, and that's the very thing you two don't have!" shouted #52.
Groose looked them over and said, "They don't look so tough, I can take them single handily for Zelda." Groose looked at the person with the Death Masks. "Hey Sonic, you should look at this."
Groose pointed over for Sonic to see. He looked and saw who was with the Death Masks. "It's Amy!" Amy Rose was with the Death Masks while drinking water. "Thanks again for rescuing my guys! You aren't so bad." thanked Amy. "Well I'm too loyal to do anything harsh." said #52. "What about if she says a fourth wall joke?" asked Rock. #52 quickly turned and slashed Rock. "Owwww, sorry."
"Well you guys are nice." said Amy while looking sad. "I just wish Sonic was here." Back with the heroes, Sonic couldn't decide what to do. "O.K. if I go, we have a better chance to get the Triforce piece, but then Amy will strangle me to death with a hug. I hardly have any energy left for that." Quagmire walked to Sonic and said, "Oh you're just being scared. Amy's nice; you should get some by now, OH!"
Quagmire grabbed Sonic by the wrist and dragged him to Amy. "Wait, you don't understand!" Sonic tried his best to warn Quagmire, but he wouldn't listen. "I'm positively sure that you two are teenagers, and where I come from, teenagers are horny.
(Cutaway Gag)
At a high school, all the students have huge horns.
(End Cutaway)
"What the hell? Was that were you thinking Sonic?" asked Quagmire. "I still don't know what you mean sometimes, and what was that just now?!"
Quagmire and Sonic came close enough to hear Amy talk. "If only Sonic was here!" said Amy. "Sorry to ask this, but can you please talk about something other than Sonic!?" asked #52 while getting annoyed. "Sorry, you just don't know how long I tried to get Sonic to marry me."
Quagmire immediately let Sonic go and asked, "Marriage!?" He turned to Sonic and said, "No wonder why you always run from this girl. GET OUT NOW AND BE FREE!"
Amy turned around and saw Sonic lying on the ground. "SONIC!" she cheered. "Ahhhh!" yelled Sonic as he tried to get away, but he was still tired. Amy tackled him and started hugging him to death. "Oh Sonic, I missed you for a whole day! Where have you been?"
So since their cover was blown, the heroes decided to all walk to the Death Masks. "Well #52, we have you outnumbered. So now we'll take back your hostage here and get the Triforce piece." said Peter. Amy let Sonic go and jumped in front of the heroes. "Hold on, they found me baking in the desert. They're the ones who saved me. You should be thanking them." said Amy while protecting the Death Masks. "Amy, they are the villains' comedy relief. They are supposed to be no entirely evil. Now stand aside."
Amy took out her Piko Piko Hammer and threatened Peter. "Can't you have some love and compassion for them!?" Stick then said, "She's right, even though we Death Masks can't feel love." Amy dropped her hammer and turned to the Death Masks slowly. "That's ridiculous, you have to have love." #52 shook his head and said, "We have no use for that emotion, we only reproduce by building with materials and our magic."
"Oh God, this is either going to turn into a Death Mask porno or this is going to be about lovey dovey junky!" said Peter. "No love, then I'll teach you to love." said Amy. "Damn it!"
Amy grabbed Sonic and dragged him to the Death Masks. "Now this is an example of love. So how Sonic loves me." said Amy while refusing to release Sonic. They looked at Sonic and said, "No." Amy grunted and said, "Well let's start by finding you a girlfriend #52." #52 quickly looked around and said, "This is not good."
Fi then popped out and said, "There is a 90% chance that this will go on for an extensive period of time." Amy looked at Fi and asked what she is. Zelda told her that she is the spirit of the Master Sword. "Then she'll be perfect!" Amy picked up #52 and walked over to Fi. "She'll be you new love #52." She faced the Scouter to Fi. "This is ridiculous!" shouted #52. "That is positive, I can't feel love either."
"What do you know, something in common. Well my work here is done!" Amy let #52 go and walked back to Sonic.
"Oh thank God!" said Peter.
Link and Zelda walked over to the statue and looked up at the Triforce piece. "Link, this reminds me of that time we had to separate from each other." said Zelda. Link nodded and they looked up at the Triforce.
Peter walked to them and told them, "Don't you two start, then Amy will go back to doing this matching up thing!" Then Amy came and said, "You must be Link and Zelda. Are you a couple?" Peter then yelled out, "Son of a bitch!"
Both Link and Zelda blushed as looked away awkwardly. While Groose was crying, #52 said, "This is getting out of hand!" Fi then said, "That has already happen." #52 starred at Fi and said, "That voice of yours is creepy. I'm calling our new member here!"
While #52 talked into a Green Eyes necklace, Amy was making Link and Zelda more uncomfortable. "You two seem so cute together. Did you at least kiss each other?" #52 then yelled, "Hurry up, we don't have much time!" Peter came in and said, "That means now you possible over-powered person that could kill us! This love crap has to be stopped. This would eventually turn into every other fanfiction on the site!"
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter is browsing on FanfictionDOTnet. "Love story, love story, love story, love story, ….. gay love story, love story, gay love story." He then found a fanfic and slowly faced the reader with a fake smile. "Peter, Sonic, and Link: The Cross-Over Crystal. The best fanfiction that will ever exist." He then slowly gave a thumbs up.
(End Cutaway)
The ground began shaking while everyone stopped and looked around. "Hey I was working on something!" shouted Amy.
Then a dark portal appeared before everyone, slowly rising was the third cloaked being that was with Selim and Taslle. He looked at the heroes while cracking his bones. He did not spoke a word to them, only starred.
The Death Masks started hopping happily. "This is our new friend, Entity!" said #52. "Well that's a fake name, his real name is …" But #52 slashed at Stick before finishing.
Entity held out is hands, which is covered and a dark fog, and lowered them. "I don't like the look of this guy." said Sonic. Entity quickly raised his arms and then the heroes, excluding Gondo, were thrown closer to the statue. Then an almost clear, green wall appeared, blocking them from the bridge.
Gondo banged on the wall and asked, "What is he!?" #52 then answered Gondo. "I'm afraid we can't tell you that, but our Master has full faith in him. They won't be getting out of this without a fight.
Entity walked over to the heroes and found that they were completely whipped out. "Damn Facility." said Quagmire. Entity walked over to Sonic as Amy protects him. "You are not harming my Sonic!" Entity tilted is head to the left and opened another dark portal, but then a dark hand was formed form the portal. Amy whacked it with her hammer. "There's more where that came from!"
Entity summoned two more hands and swatted Amy. One of the hands grabbed Sonic and held up in the air. As Sonic tried to break free, he felt something odd. "I-I don't feel tired anymore!" the hand let Sonic go and moved toward the other heroes. It healed every single person, but not Peter yet.
"Oh yeah, a fair fight." Peter held his hand out to the dark hand. It grabbed Peter's hand and it did not heal him, but picked him up and stared banging Peter on the ground, then threw him. "What the Hell's your problem!?" The hand came back to Peter and healed him.
They all stood up and faced Entity. Metal was the first to attack, he used his V. Max. Overdrive and attack every hand that appeared. When he reached Entity, another hand quickly attacked Metal from underneath. It flung him up in the air, where Entity fired dark fog form his hand and grabbed him to throw him at the other heroes.
Most of them dodge the attack while Groose used a sneak attack on Entity. He tripped Entity and body slammed him to the ground. "Not so tough, are you?" mocked Groose. Entity faded through the ground, leaving Groose confused. "Where are you, you Cucco?"
They all looked around and Link saw Entity behind Sonic. He told Sonic to duck as he took out the Master Sword to slash him. It was a direct hit as Entity fell. Link and Sonic used the time to attack. After a short amount of time, Entity started glowing green. Sonic and Link cleared out of the way as Entity released a ball of green energy from him.
When everyone gained up on him, Entity summoned more dark hands. While the hands overpowered them, Zelda took out a bow and started shooting arrows at him. Entity was struck with only one arrow, but blocked the rest with more dark hands. Zelda then used Din's Fire and attacked Entity directly.
Entity summoned a hand behind Zelda and grabbed her. Link and Groose heard Zelda's cry and they sprang into action. They fought their way through the hands and reached Zelda. Link defeated the hand and saved Zelda while Groose tried to punch Entity. Entity blocked the fist with both his hands.
As the two struggled, Groose thought that he should lift Entity's hood over to show his true identity. "Let's see who you are punk!" He reached over to the hood, but then the ground started shaking again. Everyone stopped and looked around and the ground started shaking more. Even Entity did not know what this is.
The Death Masks started feeling the ground. "It sounds like something is coming through the ground, but it needs to be very powerful to break this stone ground." explained #52.
Everyone prepared for whatever was causing the shakes. Then the shaking stopped all of a sudden. It was nearly quick for a moment, but then a huge claw came bursting through the stone ground. It was Moldarach again! "That was not part of the plan!" stated #52.
The Moldarach looked around and started stabbing everyone with its stinger. While everyone quickly dodges the attacks, Zelda tripped and was about to be killed. Then Link came and shield bashes the tail.
While Link and the Moldarach fought, the green energy wall disappeared and the Death Masks ran toward Entity. "I think it's a good time to retreat. We cannot afford you to die!" suggested #52. Entity looked at the Moldarach and up at the Triforce piece. He nodded yes and they both left. But Entity quickly summoned a dark hand and it held down the Moldarach's stinger. Link took the advantage and looked for a weak point. He found one and with one slice, the tail was completely cut off.
Then the Moldarach started shooting out blood and venom. Metal used Black Sheild and covered everyone form the venom. "I feel sickened by saving you lower life forms!" said Metal. The Moldarach attempted to attack Sonic, but Amy came and smashed one of its claws. The claw stared cracking and Link threw a bomb at it which exploded, destroying the claw.
The Moldarach screeched in pain while opening the other claw. Amy took a whack at the claw too and Quagmire fired a missile at it. With no tail and now claws, the Moldarach revealed it eye and began charging at everyone.
Sonic had an idea for a spin attack right in the eye. Amy came to him and asked if he needed help with that. So the two decide on a double team attack. Sonic charged up a spin-dash and Amy got ready to swing Sonic toward the Moldarach. When it got at a good position, Amy swung her hammer at Sonic. The force of the attack was too much for the Moldarach as Sonic spins through the eye.
The Moldarach gave one final screech as it fell to the ground, dead. Everyone began cheering while Amy pulled Sonic out of the dead monster. "You did it Sonic … yeeeooooow!" said Amy while looking Sonic covered in slime.
Gordo ran up to them and pointed up to the Triforce piece. "You celebrated too soon, look!" They all looked up and saw Entity standing next the Triforce of Wisdom. Entity began clapping while the he and the piece floated down to them.
Entity picked up the Triforce piece and looked at it. Link charged right at him to get the piece back. But Entity held the piece in front of Link. It looks like he was giving Link the piece. So Link slowly took it and held it up in the air.
(You got the Triforce of Wisdom! Two down, one more to go!)
Everyone that just met Link was silent. "What … is that fool doing?" asked Metal Sonic.
Entity took a few steps back and disappeared in a dark portal. Not saying anything to them or showing a sigh of aggression. "Who was that?" asked Amy. "I don't know, but he seems nice, and not a comedy relief." said Peter.
They stood around for a while, until Groose said, "Well we can't just stand here. I say we go home and get something to eat!" They all agreed and they walked to the nearest Bird Statue. While walking, Link asked Gondo about the fixed Beamos. "I have no idea about those Link. Metal Sonic and I found them that way." Link, Zelda, and Groose were very surprised by this. Could the Death Masks have done that. or is there someone else?
"Hey I just thought of something, Entity's name sounds like ant-tity. Hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea!" Both Zelda and Amy slapped Peter for being stupid.
Meanwhile, on a hill; Ghirahim was watching the whole battle with Entity and the Moldarach. "A minion of Maskus giving the very treasure that rightfully belongs to my master to the enemy!? What are you planning Maskus?" Then a Bokoblin came and whispered something in Ghirahim's ear. "Is that so, well we should plan an attack on both the heroes, and the Death Masks." Ghirahim began laughing psychotically while watching the Loftwings carrying our heroes into the sky.
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