Ch.36 1"eight" 7 foo Pt.1

I shattered the last record last night..WOO! And now everyone is like WOO! go Kan'u..Go Ryofu...wait..Which one...WHICH ONE....Lawl I got you all hook line and sinker...suckahs...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Anyway I don't think I will be able to type that much for this chapter...at least not that I will know of..I might even push 7000 words tonight...who knows.....oh well.. oh yeah Omamori Himari is kicking some real ass right about now. Episode four looks promising to me.. Also Naruto Shippuden 144 is also looking good too. WOO! The anime for this year is kickin' ass. Now that my rant is done.

Let us begin shall we?

Summer had now approached in the great city of Okinawa. To some this meant fun in the sun, Other it meant this was no better time to get crakin' on some studies. But in the case of Naruto....This...was hell. he had never had been so hot in his life. Never have been where he had to grab an mini fan and set it to high just a breeze. The temperature was a bombing 84 degrees with the surf just right. But today was a good day for not just him...For everyone. Yes! Naruto was at the beach..with none other than his guardian, The Seito vixen...and his parents. Everyone wore their own special swimsuits.

"Wow This is so awesome. I can smell that sea water!" Naruto took in big whiff of the sea air soaking the aroma into his nose. He was as happy as a clown, And even more so with his two "friends" and his family.

"Yeah it is beautiful." Replied Kan'u. "Okinawa at this time of year is always the best. The surf has reached perfection and the sun hits this place just right. It's been so long since I have been here."

"Wanna know what the best part is Naruto?" Ryofu asked snatching his head aiming to toward the group of girl in tight bikinis. All of a sudden a blush creeped on his face. "whoa!"

"That's right...Pretty girls in pretty swimsuits. God they are such babes, bless this summer!" She then turned him around and stood next to Kan'u turning her toward him. She too had her back to her arm. "But out here we are the queens of the beach. No one take their eyes off us. do you like our swimsuits Naruto?"

"You girls look beautiful in them." Minato couldn't help but laugh. "Oh to be young...right Kushina."

"Yes dear...oh and by the way?" She also struck her sexy pose toward Minato. "Do you like this one dear. I picked it out myself." Of course Minato responded as a husband should. "My darling wife you could make any swimsuit look gorgeous. Because you are amazing!"

"Ohh Minato your such a charmer! And we're already married." Ryofu and Kan'u could only look back in shame. She had them beat, and beat bad! "He's right...She's a bombshell."

"I concur Ryofu." Kan'u's voice sounded like utter defeat. Naruto did the only thing he could do. He wrapped his arms around his two girls and grinned his signature Uzumaki smile (A/n: Patent pending) "Hey girl do be such downers. Today's a happy day! The sun is shining. The gulls are feeding, and that water just begging me to jump in. C'mon last one is a rotten egg." He raced out toward the water, Ryofu and Kan'u right on his toes. "Oh no you don't! Get back here Naruto!" They made it to the surf. Naruto had already started horsing around in the deep end. Water had glistened down his body which caught the attention of the many female beach goers.

"Oh my god...Look at that guy..Aki do you see that guy?"

"Oh shit he's hot! Mmm baby you are a cutey!"

"God I hope he's single. If I is I'm ready to mingle with him any day."

"Those girls he's with...I'm sure he's taken already."

"I don't care...I mean look at the hot bod."

"I agree...Such a dreamboat." Some other girls also caught a glimpse of Naruto in the water. They took their sunglasses off to get a better..one word escaped their mouths.

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!" But he was not the only one getting attention. Ryofu and Kan'u started gathering up admirers as well. Some of the boys even had their tongues out panting like dogs. They eye's the swimsuit Ryofu had chosen. It was a jaguar spotted bikini which did nothing to cover up her breasts. The bottom piece was so small in only covered the delicate part. Her butt was nothing sure of huge.

"Holy crap...She's frikkin hot!"

"I'd tear that one up good. Man she is sexy."

"Dude she's even wearing like a thong almost. Her butt is fuckin' HUGE!"

"Look at the other girl with that guy." One spotted Kan'u in her two piece. She close a black and white bikini top. One side was black and the other black. Her bottom piece was also half black half white. The way she was out there one would figure she was a super model. "DAAMN baby got back there."

"oh shit..Look her boobs are bouncing..Man she's got a great rack...I've love to sleep on those breast pillows." The mans was already drooling. These three were to all of them the hottest people on the beach. As they played a voice called out to them. The three looked out and saw Ryuubi in a short white blouse and short shorts. She also brought a really huge umbrella as well a few friends. Chouhi and called Sakura to bring in some people to join them, and people she called. She invited Chinkyuu, Gaara, Sasuke, Koumei (A/n: Han was unable to make it today.) Shikamaru and his friend Ino.

Ino had called out to Naruto and the two others to meet up with them. She smiled running out of the water making their way to Ino. She had taken him in a bug hug. "hey Naruto it's so good to see you!"

"Ino..you came?"

"Of course, I never miss a day at the beach." She secretly thought to herself. " I also don't wanna miss the two hottest guys on the block. Damn you and Sasuke are so fucking Gorgeous!"

"Naruto...how ya been pal?"

"Good Sasuke. How's the eye?"

"I can see out of it it that's what you want." Ryofu had already greeted Chinkyuu and Gaara. "Chinkyuu sweety how are you? You look beautiful in that bathing suit."

"Aww thanks Ryofu...Gaara picked it out for me."

"No I did not...You dragged me along. I didn't even pick anything. The only thing I did was pay" Sudden he felt a stomp on his right foot. Chinkyuu had already shot him the death stare. "Oh Gaara your such a kidder! You did pick this out for me..You said I was cute in it."

"...Yes....yes I did." He remember the death threat he got should he ever speak ill of her in terms of being a girl. "There no pleasing someone like her."

"So what brings you here today Ryofu?" Chinkyuu asked in all her curiosity. "I'm here with Kan'u and Naruto's parents."

"Really?"

"Yeah they are over there." Ryofu pointed at Kushina and Minato talking over some drinks. Both had been laughing at what one was saying. "Oh wow those are your parents. That's cool Naruto!"

"Thank you Chinkyuu."

"I don't know about you guys but that water has been begging me to come back. Anyone care to join?"

"I will I will..wait for me guys" Ryuubi in her excitement gave all the stuff to Koumei. "Hey Ryuubi why'd you give me all this crap?"

"I wanna go swimming with my friends. Find us a spot on the beach Koumei. C'mon everyone let's have some fun." They all cheered. Chouhi stayed with Koumei placing their stuff next to Kushina and Minato. "Hello miss Uzumaki, Hello mister Uzumaki."

"Hello..Are you friends of Naruto?"

"Yup. I'm Chouhi Ekitoku. I go to a different school then your son but I know him through Kan'u. This is my friend Koumei Shokatsuryou. It's nice to meet you."

"Please is all mine girls. Care to join us in some R and R?"

"I will..Thank you..wanna join us Koumei?"

"I sure am." She had worn a straw hat which covered her face from the sun very well. They enjoyed the sun over a can of orange soda watching the other in all their frolic. Sasuke even challenged Naruto and Kan'u to a chicken fight. Sasuke had chosen Kan'u and the fighter while Naruto was chosen to fight by Ino. Later Sasuke had used Ryofu to beat the Naruto and Sakura team. Kan'u had also taken a battle on Gaara's Shoulders fighting the team of Chinkyuu and Ryuubi. Everyone was having the time of their life. This was indeed the apex of their summer getaway. With all the madness from these past few months they had little of no time to relax and have some fun. Everyone had taken full advantage of this time to kick back and relax. After a while Naruto had left the water seeing as his belly ached for some food. He went to where Koumei and Chouhi had been conversing with Kushina and Minato about their lives here in Tokyo.

"Hey guys you got any grub?"

"Yeah...Want some fried chicken?" She went to the cooler getting a crispy drumstick. "Aww man that looks good. I'll take it." He took the chicken taking a whole bite out of it.

"Hey son remember wait a half an hour before you go in."

"I know that mom. I'm gonna go explore this place a bit more."

"Don't wander off too far honey. I wanna do that chicken fight thing with you and Ryofu okay?"

"Mom.."

"I will too...right dear." Minato could only shrug agreeing with her fully. "That's your mother for you."

"Fine fine. Tell the others that I'll be back if they ask okay?" The four of them nodded at him as he raced off getting to know Okinawa beach a bit more. Koumei looked at his back whistling suggestively. "Wow I can see why Kan'u is so interested. He's a bit of a heart throb."

"Hey that's my son your talking about!" Kushina was a bit disturbed.

"I mean no offense but look at the people around him. Especially the girls. They are giving the up and down."

"Up and down?" Kushina was a bit confused. "Is that something you kids do nowadays?"

"It's when someone looks at you up and down checking you out." Minato had gained Kushina's attention after Koumei's explanation. "You know that look..It's the same one you give me after I get out the shower."

"..Wow you still have the hots for your husband Miss Uzumaki? I always heard that after two people get married they get tired of that kind of thing and just get all lovey dovey." Kushina had giggled at Koumei naivety. "Koumei if I did have the hots for my dear Minato I'd never would have had Naruto in the first place. After almost 20 years of marriage he is still the same looker that made me feel so wanted."

"Thank you honey."

"I love you dear."

"I love you too darling." Koumei and Chouhi were all but chibified (A/n: I can't believe I just said that. Ladies and gentleman that was my Otaku moment for the day.) "That's so romantic."

Meanwhile

Naruto had been walking around for about a good 15 minutes before he has seen a big crowd. They were ohhing and awwing at something or someone doing a show outside a restaurant. He decided to peak his curiosity and went to have a gander at the center of the crowd's attention. What he saw there was a tall dark skinned man in a loose jeans, A tall white tee shirt and a white du-rag break dancing to a hip hop beat. He had been performing his stunts effortlessly not going off beat or anything. He had done everything from the 1949 going into a windmill and rotating on his head performing the tornado move. He would rest himself skipping with his feet before he went into his others stunts. All the while the crowd had clapped with the beat which only spurred the dancer on. After the song had finished he got up and gave his bow throwing up some gangsta signs.

"Thanks er'bodeh. I'mma be here aw day so hit me up again. Dis ya boy Killa bee holdin' up the bronx to the fulles' and ya'll already knew dis." He began to talk some more of his slang toward his fans as they asked about how he knew how to do the things he did. To Naruto this was something he had no seen before. He decided to talk to the performer to gain some knowledge.

"Hey you! That was some nice moves you got there. Where did you learn how to do that?"

"I learned how to do that since I was a young lil' git."

"That's cool man."

"Hey man, Ain't you one-a dos toushi people I keep hearin' 'bout?"

"Yeah I am. You must have noticed my Magatama."

"I did man. I got one jus' like it. Check it dawg." He pushed the jewel on his right here. He also noticed the two kanji symbols on his left arm. "Hey nice tattoo? Where did you get it done?"

"Oh you mean dis shit here. I had that since I was a kid man. Ain't nothing new. So what man you wanna know some mo' I gotta do mah thing in about 10 minutes homie."

"No actually I was just curious..Your Japanese is good." He commented.

"Thanks dawg. My daddeh was Japanese so I got that ching chang down man. What's your name son?"

"I'm Naruto...Naruto Uzumaki."

"I go by the name to Dwayne Thompson but you can call me the killa bee."

"Pleased to meet you Killer bee."

"Naw naw man. Say it with some flava man. Killa bee."

"..Uhh...Killar..bee?"

"Homie we gotta work wit chu man." The others laughed at Naruto's attempt to go gangsta. "Anyway you here with ya friends man?"

"Yeah..I have my parents too."

"True day true dat. Gotta be with dah fam too man. I applaud that. I'm here with some fam too. Mah cousin Ukitsu be here. She be doing studying over that one shit...what's this shit called..Foreign exchange program for her school. She go to Gogun high. You know where dat at?"

"I think I do..It's south of here isn't it?"

"Yeah yeah..She a toushi just like us man. But she be all formal and shit like you. Anyway I catch you later bro. Gonna do mah thing real quick."

"Okay Killer..I mean peace out Killa bee." He tried his hand again only for Killer bee to laugh again. "Tell you what my brotha stay formal ight man. That's ya thing."

"I thought it was kind of cool."

"Iz coo man but dat ain't you mah nik'. You stay how you are man don't try to be somethin' else aight brah."

"I will Killer bee. Thanks."

"You coo man! Let me get that dab real quick." He extended his hand which Naruto extended. He clapped his hand with Naruto's and brought him for a shoulder bump. "Aight man good lookin'. " he walked away with other people going outside again. A crowd gathered again wanting to see him perform his skills again. "Wow he's a really cool kind of guy, Even for an American." He joked. As he was about to walk away Kan'u had spotted him. She was searching for him when she found him near the area where Killer bee was. "Naruto there you are. I was worried about you." Killer bee had glanced back and whistled loud which got Kan'u's attention. "daaaaamn baby got back..Shit...Yo I could tear that shit up." He thrusted his hips making a slapping movements and laughing with each other. "Damn that Naruto got some Fine ass friends..Shit."

Kan'u only turned her attention grabbing Naruto by the hand. " *hpmh* Barbaric Americans. Such Ruffians they are." They walked away with Killer bee looking on at her sultry body. "Aww damn lil mama is thick. She cold too man. That boy better hit that! If not I will." He got his props from the people around him as Kan'u walked away disgusted.

"Hey Kan'u I think Killer bee likes you."

"Killer Bee? What a strange name. He must be one of those barbaric rappers that do not have any respect for anyone but themselves. They even objectify women for their amusement. I for one do not associate myself with the likes him. You shouldn't either Naruto. Those ruffians are nothing but trouble."

"Hey Killer be is a nice guy. He's just here visiting his family. Just like how my mom and dad are here. He wants to support his family just like how I do my parents."

"hah do not believe such lies. He may as well be here for some 'tail' as far as I am concerned. He is a male version of that loose Ryofu."

"You know you shouldn't judge people just by looking at them Kan'u. He could be a nice guy for all you know. I know he is a nice person to be around. If you talked to him I'm sure you'll find him a pretty cool person to be around." Naruto's statement came as odd to her. He knew Naruto was always kind to others and he never judged anyone else around him. Sudden;y she felt bad about her stereotypical comment. "I apologize Naruto. You are right, Even if he is one of them he may be a kind person. I should never have said that."

"I understand you Kan'u. I mean I could never judge you Ryofu cause of your skimpy cloths."

"Skimpy? I do dress normally Naruto."

"Your uniform shows your bell button and Ryofu always shows her cleavage. Yet I think nothing of it."

"I see..."

"Besides you never thought I was a monster cause I had the nine tails inside of me."

"I understand Naruto."

"I'm happy that you do Kan'u."

"Where did you learn that phrase Naruto. I've never heard you say that before."

"It's cause my friend Koshaji also thinks the same way I do."

"Koshaji...That name is familiar to me somehow." She began to think as they finally made it to where everyone had gathered. Ryofu had gotten up from her spot grabbing Naruto away from Kan'u. "Sweety you're late, I missed you honey." She kissed his cheek.

"Sorry to make you worry, I was checking out this guy doing some cool dance moves over there." She looked over to where he was pointing at. "Oh you mean break dancing?"

"Yeah! Is that what it's called?'

"Uh huh. I was a fan of that once. After a while I came to like something."

"Really..What's that?' She had come into his ear and gave a sensual lick. "Take a guess..lover." he blushe before Kan'u and Kushina separated them. "alright keep it PG you two. Ryofu keep your hands off my son for once. Kan'u please watch my son before he does something I'll regret."

"As you wish honorable mother." She sat in between him and Ryofu. "Kiss ass." she uttered. This was a bit of a victory for Kan'u. She had secretly degraded Ryofu in her mind. Once again they started to share things amongst each other. Naruto had told countless stories of when he was young living with Sasuke and his childhood friends before he moved in. Some ere embarrassing to Ino and Sakura as it involved one of them with Naruto in a compromising situations. After the sun was about to set everyone went their separate with Ino coming to Naruto and Ryofu. "Hey guys I'll be starting at Rakuyou tomorrow. Treat me well from now one okay?"

"I will sister. Just let us know when you come so we can show you around."

"I'll take you up on that Ryofu thank you."

"Anytime sweet cheeks." She winked. "Your such a flirt!" She giggled. Ryofu had also laughed a bit inside. "Anyway I'll see you tommorrow Ino..Bye!"

"See you tommorrow..Especially you Naruto!" She gave a playful wink to Naruto as she went off joining Ryuubi and Kan'u. She decided to go home with Ryuubi and her room mates as well. Kushina and Minato had also left om their own leaving them alone. "say Naruto wanna take a walk before we leave. I wanna enjoy the sunset before we go."

"Okay Ryofu that's sounds fun." They walked with each other hand in hand. They had past the place where Naruto had met Killer bee. He saw him with Ryofu walking together. He shouted at them both.

"Ooohh shit Naruto you a pimp homie..Dammn shawty look good." Ryofu giggled at his suggestive comment. "Thank you but he's already hittin' it." She stuck her tongue out. "aww shit shawty got some skills nah watch out. Whas' yo name girl?"

"I'm Ryofu Housen. But you can call me his baby momma." She went for Naruto's arm holding it tight. "Aight Aight I see you. You got him on lock ain't ya?"

"Honey he is always on lock. You call say this is on him every night..Right Naruto?" She gave Naruto her lustful wink. She also bumped her hip against his. "Yeah..I guess you could say that."

"Aww shit Naruto hit it,hit it good man."

"Oh believe be sweet he does."

"So where you gonna hit up man. Me an mah boys gonna get at mah cousin Ukitsu downtown. You wanna roll wit' us man?" Ryofu closed his mouth answering for him. "Sorry sweety but he going to kick it with me today. He owes me a date anyway."

"Iz coo Iz coo. Go 'head man get wit 'cha girl Naruto. I'll hit you up so we could chill some time. That coo wit 'chu?"

"Yeah Killer bee I don't mind at all." He gave him his cell cellphone number to store in his phone. "Get at me some time man Imma be here for another two months. Ukitsu and I could get together wit 'chu and that other girl you hittin' up."

"You mean Kan'u."

"Yeah dawg she cute. You already got one man share the wealth around homie."

"You can have her. When she gives up chasing after my man you can grab her on the rebound."

"Ryofu...That's not nice."

"What? I know you're a heart throb but your my heart throb. I won't lost to her. Not like she slept with you anyway right." Suddenly Naruto thought back to the night she had given him her virginity. Ryofu had tapped his shoulder. "Right Naruto?"

"yeah yeah..Sorry I was lost in thought."

"..Hmm...Naruto..Let's go okay...I wanna talk to you about something."

"Hit me up Naruto..Imma holla at 'cha." He flashed a sideways peace sign as Naruto and Ryofu waved back. They were walking back to where the entrance of the beach was. The almost fully setting on them. They walked with not a word spoken between them.

"Hey are you okay Ryofu?..You've been quiet since we left Killer bee."

"Naruto..About what I asked back there...It took you a while to answer that...It got me thinking...Naruto. Tell me the truth...Did you and Kan'u do anything while I was at the hospital?" He blushed not knowing how to answer that. "I...I...I...Ryofu."

"You did...Didn't you?"

"..That's not it Ryofu." She held her hand up. "Naruto don't lie to me. It's written on your face...She touched you. I know that look on your face as well I know you. It's the same look you give me while we are in bed."

"Ryofu it's not what it looks like."

"Naruto...stop it. You don't have to hide it cause I know when you try to lie. I'm no stranger to that sort of thing. But I will tell you this Naruto...You and I are no strangers to betrayal. You would never betray me would you?"

"No no I would never hurt you."

"..Do you promise..Promise me right now that you would never go behind my back. I don't care if you slept with her. The thing that bothers me is that you would never tell me...that makes me think that you were with someone else. I've been cheated on before Naruto..I don't want to have that happen again. I refuse to let it happen again."

"Ryofu."

"Do you promise me then?"

"Yeah....I do." She breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank you Naruto. I knew you'd never leave me...I knew it."

"Ryofu that's the first time I've heard you sound jealous."

"Normally I'm not but I've been down that road before. There was a guy I loved before you once. I was acceptant of the way he had been with other girls. I'd let him flirt all he wanted because I'd flirt with them after he was rejected just to let him enjoy some spice in our relationship. But one day he had been talking to this girl I knew. She was on top of him for longer than usual. I started to get jealous of her and before I knew I caught them having sex with each other. He was moaning out her name. I got so mad that I had beat him up and almost killed him for his treachery. I didn't have a relationship for guys after him. I was seeing this girl who as fate would have it only used me just to have a girl fling...That's why I said I wanted to go straight with you. Naruto your the only one that could ever satisfy me. I see you and I would fall in love with you all over again." She had placed her hands on his neck looking into his eyes. "I'm so in love with you it's driving me crazy. There is no one else for me...I know that I found the perfect partner for me." She embraced him in her arms. Naruto could only return her feelings hugging her back. "Naruto. I want only you...I want your love Naruto. I need your love...I can't live in this earth without it. If I didn't have you in my arms...I would never be able to cope. Nothing I've ever felt before comes even close to this. You and me together...It's the reason I fight everyday...I'll do anything for you....no....I'll do everything for you...You are worth more to me than you realize my love....You know that don't you?"

"I do...I can never forget it."

"..That what I hoped for..." She had ran her hands through his blond locks. "..Kiss me.."

"..okay." She had pulled him in for a passionate kiss lasting for a good while. "Naruto!" She had knocked him down on the floor getting on top of him. "..Take me..My lips yearn for you." She had continued her make out session. The two had been there till nightfall before they finally went home. She had slept beside him naked with her arms around Naruto's waist. A feeling she never wanted to go away. A feeling she will protect...By any means necessary.

At an undisclosed location

Hidan and Kakuzu had been waiting for hours for Pein and Konan to arrive. Zetsu and Tobi were also getting rather impatient.

"Where the fuck is he? I thought he was supposed to finish off that shithole of a crime lord."

"Hidan he said he'll be here. Give him time." Suddenly as if to answer Hidan's question Pein and Konan had entered the area where the others had greeted them.

"Where the fuck have you and that slut been?"

"We had a little trouble. It seems that we are not able to get Orochimaru as I had planned it. He was guarded by some of his elite toushi. I was only capable to get to him but he had already escaped before I was able to get to him. We must act now if we are able to get to the nine tails. I think if we get a hold of it than the other Jinchuuriki will follow him to us..For now we will let Hidan and Kakuzu retrieve him before we he does.

"Alright finally. I've been wanting to get in a few kills now. Let's go Kakuzu we can't fuck around with these guys."

"Right..." He reluctantly went with him.

"Why does Kakuzu put up with him. If that was anyone else he would already killed them." Konan stated.

"You don't get it do you Konan..It's because he can't kill Hidan..Not because he won't bring himself to...But because he simply can't."

"..What do you mean?"

"Hidan and Kakuzu...are immortals..They can not die."

"I see...Then this should prove simple for them then."

"..Right.." They looked at the two wayward comrades fading into the darkness.

Okay then..there it is...Chapter 36...So yeah just to let you know there will be no update sunday. I got church and the time won't allow me to update. There will be one on Monday however so expect it by that night. Till then guys.

Next time: 1 "eight" 7 foo! Pt.2

BREAK YOSELF FOO!

OMAKE TIME

Temari: Hey guys it.s me Temari of the sands with Ikki tousen character Chinkyuu Koudai.

Chinkyuu: Hello everyone

Temari:So explain your role in the series Chinkyuu

Chinkyuu: As most if you know I play Ryofu Housen's best friend but I am also her lesbian lover. I had been attracted to her for the longest time. We'd even had sex twice. I was supposed to die with her but in some strange turn of events I was raped an killed before she was supposed to die. Anyway my place was short lived so.

Temari: Any particular interests right now with you?

Chinkyuu: Yeah I've been reading some twilight novels .The main character is such a charmer. I also love the girl, She's a cutey too.

Temari: Okay then...Here the last question. If you dated one Naruto character who would it be and why?

Chinkyuu: I've been seeing Neji for a while now. He's such a respectful guy and he's also quite the looker. He'd be the ONLY guy I'd date.

Temari: Well then that's all..See you.

Chinkyuu: thanks Temari (leaves the studio seeing Neji with his Mercedes parked outside.) Hey Neji?

Neji: How was your interview.

Chinkyuu: Good. So you ready to go?

Neji: Yes...I manage book a reservation at Olive garden. Your favorite restaurant.

Chinkyuu: Aww your so sweet. Thank you (She get's and they drive off)

Temari: Okay guys our next interview is going to be Sasuke Uchiha and Koumei Shokatsuryou. See ya next time ^ ^.