*Inside Walmart*
Christine: Oh isn't this place amazing! I love coming in here!
Enjolras: There are so many... strange people in here
Corny: Hey, do you mind if I um... *Runs towards the Pharmacy then returns and tosses a box into our cart*
Me: Uh Corny... What are those?
Corny: Nothing.
Erik: Dude, do you really think shoeychocolatXD likes you THAT much?
Corny: Well just in case, it's good to use protection
Christine: BOYS! We have to keep this rated PG! Corny put those things back!
Corny: No way! They're mine!
Enjolras: *Picks up the box* What are these anyway? What are they for? *Sounding it out* Con... doms? What are Con-doms?
Me: Nevermind what they are let's just keep moving
*We get to the electronics. Enjolras's eyes widen*
Enjolras: So many moving picture boxes...
Corny: *Also wide eyes* In color...
Enjolras: They're so big!
Corny: And they have flat screens
Everybody: Oooooooh Aaaaaaaah
Me: We don't need anything here let's just keep moving
*We go over to the kitchen appliances*
Raoul: Ooooo Shiny!
Me: No Raoul
Raoul: *Picks up a blender* Ooooo Shiny!
Me: *Takes blender and puts it back* No Raoul...
Raoul: *Picks up a toaster* Oooooo Shiny!
Me: *Rolls eyes and puts Toaster back* No Raoul...
Raoul: *Cries and starts pouting* NO! I WANNA HAVE IT!
Me: But Raoul, we already have a toaster at home!
Raoul: *Starts rolling on the floor having a temper tantrum* No No No! I wanna have the shiny!
Christine: RAOUL! Get off the floor your embarrassing me!
Erik: Pull it together vicomte
Enjolras: *Whispering to Corny* And I thought we were weird...
Corny: *Nodding*
*Over by produce*
Me: Ok guys, I think you can handle this right?
Enjolras: What's a... Grapefruit?
Erik: *Grabs Enjolras and drags him towards fruit* Come on. I thought you were smart and read books or something...
Me: *Pulls out cellphone, a devious grin springs up and I start texting*
Christine: Ok we're back and we got everything
Raoul: Gabby?
Erik: Oh great, NOW who's she talking to?
Me: *Gets a text and laughs*
Enjolras: Who are you talking to?
Corny: *Trying to peer over my shoulder* Who is it
Me: *Suddenly I get a text, my eyes narrow as I read it then I freeze, and nearly drop my phone* Oh... My... God
Erik: Oh no, Gabby? Hello!
Me: He's here...
Christine: Who's here?
Me: C... Cats...
Everybody: *Gasps*
Me: *Grabs everything and runs to checkout* GO CHECKOUT LADY GO!
*We check out and run to the parking lot*
Erik: I doubt we're running just over CATS
Me: No! You don't understand! They want their leader back!
Raoul: Good, they can have it
Christine: NO! I like the kitty! Raoul! *Starts crying*
Me: Hurry up
*We all drive home to find the Cat Leader gone, and a note attacked to Raoul's cardboard cutout, that has a bite taken out of the head*
Raoul: Wow...
Corny: *Laughing* Looks like that cat really like you huh?
Me: *Picks up the note and reads* Dear Erik and the rest of you lesser musical characters, We have taken our leader back because Sarah Brightman used her scary eyes and brought Andrew Lloyd Webber back to life, and he is now making a CATS sequel. In order to prevent this horror from becoming reality, we've taken our leader back, and ask that you join us in our fight again Mr. Webber, so that we might end his reign of terror for good. Your temporary friends, CATS
Erik: Well isn't that heartwarming
Enjolras: *Shudders* Cats 2? I can only imagine
Corny: *Shrugs* Eh, they were planning a Hairspray 2 but it never came to pass. Maybe Lloyd Webber is just messing with you all
Christine: He isn't messing Mr. Collins, he made a Phantom Sequel, and I died in it!
Raoul: I became a drunk!
Gustave: IT SEEMS SO BEAUTIFUL!
Everybody: GO AWAY GUSTAVE! NOBODY LIKES YOU!
Gustave: *Disappears*
Me: Well, what do you guys think
Erik: My musical has been ruined, techincally speaking, since CATS and Phantom have the same father, that being lloyd webber, that makes us brothers of sorts. And I will NOT allow my brother musical to fall victim to the same fate as us! We must destroy the plans for CATS 2!
Everybody: *Cheers*
Me: ALRIGHT! We're goin to war! WE'RE GOIN TO WAR!
Enjolras: *Pulls out his gun and his flag* FINALLY!
Corny: *Pulls out some Ultra Clutch Hairspray and holds it like a weapon* I'm ready
Christine: You're gonna fight him with hairspray?
Corny: I guess. You can spray it in his eyes right?
Raoul: Lemme see that *Sprays the hairspray in his hair* Hey can I borrow a can of this stuff? It's pretty good!
Corny: Yea sure
*Corny and Raoul start spraying their hair with Ultra Clutch*
Me: Well while you're off doing that, I suppose it's time to plan for the fight!
Everybody: YEA!
Well, we're going to war then! Oh by the way, the little devious smile, I was texting someone ELSE before I got the text about the cats. Any guesses on who, or what I was doing with my phone? Sorry I took so long to update, been busy, but we ARE back so, you won't be waiting more than a day for most updates if things run smoothly. Alright, so tune in next time, where we get together with the CATS and plan for the war to end all wars! Hope you enjoyed, and don't forget to REVIEW! Thanks =)