Luffy Goes On a Rampage
Wait...ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I slugged Booger 5 into the wall and quickly aimed my gun at Valentine. But before I could fire, she was already gone.
"You got some nerve punk. Trying to pick a fight with top Baroque Work agents such as myself and Miss Valentine." 5 said darkly. He was standing upright, implanted into the wall. He simply popped out of the human-shaped hole he made, and walked out.
"AHAHAHAHA! We are far stronger than those idiots you fought earlier! Were on an entirely different level! AHAHAHAHA!" I heard Valentine shout from above.
I looked straight up at her. She was floating in the air holding onto her umbrella. Haha…under her umbrella…NOWS NOT THE TIME FOR REFERENCES!
I gave her an evil glare and said, "Your laugh is really pissing me off ya stupid feather-weight bitch."
"AHAHAHA! Oooh, I made him angry! AHAHAHAHA!"
GOD DAMN IS THAT LAUGH ANNOYING! Oh well, I just need to buy time for Igaram and Vivi to clear out before…
-KABOOM-
I was hit by another one of his bombs. This one sent me flying off my feet into a wall. As I slammed into the concrete, I spat out blood.
"That punch of yours…was that really all you got?" Booger 5 taunted me.
I fell to my knees and spat out some more blood. I cracked my neck and smiled. "Didn't your mother teach you not to pick your nose? It's inappropriate. But a mother of a stupid, inbred, moron like you wouldn't even think that would she?"
He grit his teeth. He walked over towards me as I got to my feet. I looked and saw that Vivi had helped Igaram out of the area and were leaving.
"Miss Valentine, take care of Princess Vivi and her friends. I'll deal with this loudmouth prick." He told her.
I heard another gush of stupid laughter and she went off.
"Now boy, how should I destroy you?" He asked me.
"I was meaning to ask you…how did you make your hair look like a clump of pubic hair? Did you style it or did it grow that way?" I taunted him.
He gave me an evil frown and kicked me into the building. He detonated his leg so as soon as it touched me, it exploded and blew me into the building.
"Your petty insults are ready staring to piss me off!" He shouted, slightly agitated.
I was sent crashing into a table. I merely got back up and continued. "You know I have another question for you…do you people get sunburned? I always wanted to ask a black person that but was afraid of getting beat up. But your just such a little bitch that you're barely even worth to be called black."
He picked me up and tossed me out of the building. "SHUT UP! RACIST BASTARD!"
He threw me into the building so hard that I flew through several buildings and landed outside. I was looked up and saw Zoro, Nami, a broken Igaram, and a sleeping Luffy staring at me. Ok well Luffy didn't stare but you get my point.
I heard that Nami was offering 1,000,000,000 berri reward to deliver the princess to Arabasta, so I said weakly, "Isn't 1,000,000,000 a little steep?" –cough-
She continued to haggle with him, and by haggle I mean threaten Igaram with the possibility of Vivi being killed. She was all like, "Surely you weren't suggesting that your princess' life was worth more than that."
I was fed up with it, and shouted, "WE'LL DO IT FOR FREE!"
Nami shouted in agony, Zoro yelled in anger, and Igaram was completely shocked and amazed.
"YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?" Nami shouted at me, and was ready to hit me in the head.
"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE COULD GET? I thought you wouldn't even care? Besides, who cares if we don't help the stupid princess get to her home if I don't get well compensated?"
She was hitting me in the head. I got fed up with this bullshit.
I got up, grabbed her fist, and stared her in the eye.
"If we don't help them, a whole country of people is going to die! Innocent people! GOOD PEOPLE! They will be meaninglessly slaughtered if we don't get the princess to Arabasta! Normally I wouldn't care but…but…we can stop it! We can help! We could save an entire country! ISN'T THAT WORTH MORE THAN FILLING YOUR FUCKING POCKETS WITH MONEY YOU GREEDY BRAT?"
I really don't know what came over me. I was just so caught up in the moment that…it all sort of slipped out.
She stared at me, completely speechless. Zoro face was…priceless. He was staring at me, mouth dropped and wide eyed. Igaram was crying, I couldn't tell from fear or joy.
Her face was emotionless. She blinked hard and frowned at me. I released her and fell to the ground, completely stunned.
What the hell was that? I just…freaked out on her!
You were speaking from the soul, Screaver. You can't help it, you're a very passionate guy at heart. Michael said.
Well THAT certainly helps!
She seemed to snap out of it and hit me again. "DON'T GO OFF ON ME! AND IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I'LL RAISE YOU DEBT UP ANOTHER 100,000!"
Ugh…well she seems back to normal.
She then walked back over to Igaram and asked, "Ok, how's about 50,000,000 berri?"
I smacked my head in anger. She'll never change!
"Ok, Screaver, get that princess!" Nami pointed out, in the wrong direction.
"I was already on it!" I got back up and dashed towards the right direction. I left Nami to some argument with Zoro.
I found Vivi being confronted by the two agents. I also saw a huge hole in the ground right behind them, must have been Miss Monday.
Poor poor muscle woman…she died protecting a friend.
I saw the booger brain ready to flick another bomb at Vivi.
NOT THIS TIME BOOGER BOY!
"Take this! My Nose Fancy…Cannon!"
I flash stepped in the way and this time I blasted the booger into bits.
-KABOOM-
I stood tall and proud in front of the two agents.
"Mr. Bazooka!" Vivi shouted at me.
"Glad to see you too." I said back.
"Well…if it isn't the little smart mouth punk?" 5 said ungratefully.
"AHAHAHA! It's that guy from before! I though you got rid of him Mr. 5! AHAHAHA!" Valentine said.
"A minor miscalculation. I won't repeat the same mistake twice." 5 said and rolled up his sleeve.
"Miscalculation? No…you're to stupid to calculate anything." I said back at him.
Vivi asked, "You again! Why are you…"
I cut her off and said, "I hate Baroque Works, and you're not with Baroque Works. You are a princess of the Arabasta Kingdom, and I will protect you."
"You just trying to get some cash out of this? Because she's royalty? That's pretty…"
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, BOGGER PICKING WEIRDO!" I shouted at him.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
What was that? Can it really be…OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
"I FOUND YOU!" I heard Luffy shout in anger.
FUCKS SAKE!
Luffy was wide awake, still bloated like a balloon. His face was filled with anger.
"Luffy! NOT NOW!" I shouted at him.
"YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID! I'LL KILL YOU!" He screamed in anger.
"OH FOR FUCKSAKE!"
"Umm…what…" Vivi asked.
"Luffy doesn't know that this place was filled with bounty hunters, and things I killed all the people for no reason." I said.
"WHAT? But that means…" She looked terrified.
"DAMN IT LUFFY, JUST LISTEN!" I tried to tell him.
"JUST SHUT UP! CUZ I'M ABOUT TO KICK YOUR UNGRATEFUL LITTLE ASS!" He screamed. "Everyone was nothing but nice to us! They welcomed us and threw us a party! And gave us FOOD! And you repaid them by blowing up there home!" He shouted in anger.
"DAMN IT LUFFY! THEY WERE LYING TO…"
"NO EXCUSES!"
The ball of a man leaped and swiped at me. I was able to dodge but he shattered the boulder behind me. He then kicked forward and I had to dodge again.
"FUCK IT LUFFY! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AND THEN EXPLAIN!" I shouted as I punched back. He pounded me into a building and I just had to block his fists. It was fighting a huge, heavy, yoga ball with arms and legs! I could defend well, but Luffy was strong. I knew he was stronger than me.
Luffy sent me flying out of the building and I landed to my feet. Zoro finally showed up and asked, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH LUFFY?"
When I explained to him he hit his head in anger and shouted, "YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!"
"Just defend the princess. I'll deal with Luffy!" I told him.
Luffy got up and roared, "ZORO! I'LL KILL YOU TOO!"
He broke out into a sweat and shouted, "JUST GREAT!"
"Protect Vivi!" I shouted and pushed him away. Luffy pounced at me, but I punched him hard into 5 and Val. They all went flying into a building.
"Get her to her ship! I'll deal with Luffy! It's me he really pissed at for demolishing there houses. Now GO!" I yelled at Zoro. He dashed off.
I kept my eyes on the building that the three were thrown into.
I saw several red explosions blow up the building. Val shot out of the smoke, but I didn't pay her much attention. She was laughing and rambling about her Kilo Kilo Fruit powers, but I was focused on the building.
I heard her come closer, and I finally shot my bazooka shouting, "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
She fell into the ground, unconscious. Good, now onto better things.
I watched as a figure was walking out of the smoke. It was a normal sized Luffy, holding a unconscious, beaten up Mr. 5.
"That was a good work out. I finally digested some of that food." Luffy said patting his stomach.
"Luffy! I'm going to tell you again! That town was nothing but a bunch of bounty hunters! They tricked us and planned to rob us blind! And if you won't believe me…then I'll BEAT the sense into you!" I shouted at him.
"YOU'RE LYING! BOUNTY HUNTERS WOULDN'T GIVE US TASTY FOOD WOULD THEY?" Was his response.
I think I had an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
"YOU FUCKING, STUPID, SON OF A BITCH! THAT WAS THE LYING PART!"
"ENOUGH! LET'S FINISH THIS!" He shouted.
Oh I'm going to enjoy this WAY to much.
"FINE THEN YOU RUBBER BRAINED RETARD! I'LL FIGHT YOU UNTIL YOU SEE REASON!" I shouted and formed my bazooka gloves.
"SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!" Luffy shouted back and roared in anger. Vivi tried to yell at us to stop, but Zoro stopped her.
Luffy stretched his arms back and charged at me. "READY FOR MY GUM GUM…"
I charged up both my fists and charged as well. "TASTE MY MEGA…"
"BAZOOOOOOOKAAAAAA!"