Laugh
AN: I own nothing in this story. Please R&R.
Raven nearly screamed to the heavens at the impossibility of the task before her. No matter how many times she tried, she couldn't elicit even one giggle from her newborn daughter.
"Rem look at mommy!" She said, making a bunch of silly faces. Still nothing. "C'mon Rem, just one laugh, please?" The baby instead vomited up all the food she had just eaten all over her mother's clothes. Beast Boy walked down the stairs, his hair still wet from the shower he had taken.
"Man Rae she got you good." He commented.
"How do you get her to laugh at you Gar?" Raven asked angrily.
"Um well…hmm that's a tough one." Beast Boy said, walking towards his wife and child. Unfortunately he stubbed his toe on the side of the counter. Rem giggled at her father's pain.
"No, it can't be that easy." Raven said. There was no way she would hurt herself but why should she when she had a willing participant right in front of her. "Oh Gar, come here…" Beast Boy walked towards his wife and she whacked him over the head. Rem's giggles increased and Raven smiled.
"Ow! Raven why did you hurt me?" Then he saw his daughter laughing.
"I see…" Coming up to his wife, he pulled her long hair.
"Oh you're so not getting any kisses from me today." Raven muttered, rubbing her head.
Once she was gone, Beast Boy looked at his daughter. She looked like she was in pain.
"Rem, what's wrong?" Picking her up and holding her close, the changeling couldn't figure out what was afflicting her. Suddenly Rem vomited again, right in her father's face. The child laughed again. "What is it with the women in my life and hurting me?" Sighing heavily the changeling started cleaning himself and his daughter up, hoping Raven would change her mind about the kissing.