A/N: Holy shit it's been a while hasn't it?! I also had an Alice moment it seems at the end of the last chapter. So i've ran with it and I'm pretending i didn't write that like 3 or 4 years ago! Let's pretend everything is set now kay? Anyway, as it's been years even i had to re-read this rubbish to see what the heck i'd even written. So a brief catch up, Edward and alice started bella's school. Bella and edward can read each other's minds. Bella is sure edward is a super villain and does not trust him. Alice can see the future and Jasper jas x ray vision and is a bit of a loser perv. Last chapter they were at the cullen house where lots of bants was happening and not much else because who gives a crap about plot right?
Bpov
"You said it." I replied. I mean it did make a lot of sense actually. The world was going to the shitter so very fast and America was the one driving. "maybe we were put on this massive ass rock to save the world from the great evil known as Mr trump.
"You know the more we are talking about this the more sense it is making. He's not just our problem, he's the world problem. It's our responsibility as Americans to save the world."
"No, not as Americans, but as super heroes." I responded in a dramatic tone as I stared towards the sky for extra effect. Edward slowly and quietly looked towards the same spot with a thoughtful smile on his face. We both put our hands on our hips and puffed out our chests, not in like a dorky way or anything but in a super cool dramatic way, like we'd just made the best decision ever and the world would be eternally grateful.
"What're you guys doing?" Asked Alice as she walked into the room with a confused look upon her face.
"We are going to save the world." Edward replied.
"Yup," I added.
"From what?" she questioned.
"Republicans." I replied.
"Donald Trump." Edward announced at the same time.
"And pray tell, how do you I intend to do that?"
"Errrrm." I responded. The hows and the whens would be the harder part of this plan.
"By voting for Hillary obviously." Edward replied.
"Yeah, by that." Edward was actually pretty smart. Thank you. Shut up.
"Right, well, I'm glad to see you're so passionate about democracy," Alice still seemed confused by us. "but we have a bra to hide."
"Oooo yay. Prank time!" I rejoiced.
"What's going on?" asked Edward.
"Nothing." replied Alice.
"I can read your mind idiot. And that looks like fun, I want to watch." remarked Edward.
"You just want to see Bella's bra."
"I... pfffft, what? no..." He stuttered.
"Her actual boobs not good enough for you?"
"Wait what? He can see my boobies?"
"NO!" he yelled awkwardly.
"Yes," Alice responded. "Jasper can see through your clothes remember and Eddie here can read his mind. And thus he saw your boobies."
"Oh right yeah, invasion of privacy much? Also they had better damn well be good enough, my puppies are fucking awesome." by this point Edward looked very guilty and a lovely shade of red.
"No, they're um, great. Perfect even, like 2 perfect mounds of sunshine." now he was just getting lost in his own head.
"Come on Bella. He can't come with us now anyway, his erection will keep him in that spot for a little while now." Alice said as she walked back towards Rose and Emmett's room. I looked back towards Edward and sure enough there was a tent. A pretty good tent at that. Edward must've heard that one as he snapped out of it a little bit to wink at me. I figured it would be fun to tease him back a little bit so I pictured my boobs in my head, this time I was giving them a little squeeze though. His eyes bulged out and he swallowed deeply as he made his way over to the couch where he grabbed a pillow. Maybe this whole thing we had could be more fun than I previously thought.
A/N: thanks for reading if you actually did. I'm going to try be better this time around. I'm still at the job i was at the placement for all those years ago, except it's an actual job now, i'm still tired all the time now, but now i really need the escape and i hope this can be the escape for me!
Thanks
Doc xxx