Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt

by Jet Engine

Greetings! It is I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, here to tell you all about the various things you should like or hate. You may know me from my appearances on YouTube, but now I'm taking over Fanfiction! Now, all I have to do is blast you with my read-inator, so you'll read my Daily Dirts. Also, if there's a topic you'd like me to cover, just let me know.

35. Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift

Hey, everyone! Sorry I took so long to update. I've been having some minor delays. Catching a cold didn't really put me in the writing mood. Then, there's Perry the Platypus. He keeps me busy. Also, Norm spilled root beer on my keyboard. That's right; it was Norm. That's my story, and I'm sticking with it. But, here I am, now, ready to babble about Taylor Swift!

You know her, you love her, you question her new album. Or, maybe that's just me. I just think that her new album, "1989," is questionable. It's not the album itself. It's the music on it. Taylor Swift started out as a country girl. It was that music that made me a fan of hers. Then, she starts doing this pop country stuff, and that's pretty good, too. Then, "1989" comes out. It's. All. Pop music!

Taylor Swift has changed her style to pop music! It's not that it's bad- Actually, to me it is bad, but that's only because I don't particuarly like pop music. It's just not my cup of coffee. Speaking of coffee, Vanessa started switching my coffee to decaf. Blech! And, she got Perry the Platypus doing it, too! Why would they do to me? Why?

Uh, anyway, I think Taylor Swift should go back to country and/or pop country. I do not think she should go full-blown pop. But, that's just me.