And now, here's part two! I only own my championships.
As Massacre returned from break, Tommy Vercetti stomped down a hallway scowling at everyone that passed him. He came to Jon Arbuckle's office door, which was shut. Tommy knocked on the door repeatedly and loudly.
"ARBUCKLE! OPEN THE DOOR, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" yelled Tommy, as he continued to bang on the door. Suddenly the door opened. . .
. . .only for Garfield to step out with the World Heavyweight Championship belt draped over his shoulder! Tommy looked up at the World Champion with the same angry scowl.
"Well, if it isn't Arbuckle's housepet turned World Champion." Tommy said. "Is your spineless owner in there? I need a word with him."
Garfield shut the door and looked at Tommy with a menacing stare.
"Oh yeah? What do you want from him?" Garfield asked.
"I want answers!" Tommy answered. "I want to know whose pyro it was that distracted me, I want to know why he cost me my match, and most importantly, I want to know who the hell my mystery opponent is at Endgame!"
Garfield stepped right in front of Tommy, and glared at him square in the face.
"On Jon's behalf, I'm telling you that you'll know who your opponent is when he walks onto the stage at Endgame." Garfield said in a low, menacing tone. "I know everything about him in more ways than one, and you better be ready for this Sunday, because that match is now a Number One Contenders match for what will still be my World Heavyweight Championship."
Garfield raised the World title belt up to his head.
"But even if you win that match, Tommy, you'll have an even bigger challenge waiting for you. Because I showed you last week that I am the most dominant force in this industry today. . .and after I bludgeon Tai at Endgame, I will continue to keep the strangehold I have on my title and this industry for the rest of our careers."
Garfield stomped away from Tommy, only to stop and turn around.
"But I will give you one big clue about the man you'll be facing, Tommy." Garfield said. "He has many abilities that make him. . . a super man."
Garfield turned back around and walked down the hallway while Tommy looked down at the floor deep in thought until the show went back to the ring, where Plankton stood with a microphone in hand.
"The following six-person intergender tag team match is scheduled for one fall!"
"We're back live here on Monday Night Massacre, and Shake, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Early.
"I sure am, Early!" answered Shake. "Tommy's opponent at Endgame might be-"
Suddenly, the following phrase came from the titantron as all the lights went off in the arena.
"ARE YOU READY?"
"Stoopid Ass" by Grand Theft Audio played from the beginning as the crowd erupted into cheers.
"You think you can tell us what to do? You think you can tell us what to wear? You think that you're better?"
The drums kicked in on the song.
"Well you better get ready. . .bow to the masters. . ."
Records scratch on the song - "BREAK IT DOWN!"
Once the heavy guitars kicked on, pyro exploded on the stage and Ed, Rolf, and Nazz jumped onto the stage from below it, Ed with his tag title belt in hand. Raising the title belt above his head toward the fans, Ed strode down the ramp with Rolf and Nazz at his sides.
"Introducing first. . .from Peach Creek. . .the team of Nazz, Rolf, and one half of the Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling Tag Team Champions, Ed. . .D-GENERATION ED!"
Ed and Rolf slid into the ring and climbed on each turnbuckle, with Ed raising his title belt above his head toward the fans.
"This Sunday at Endgame, Ed and Edd look to retain their Tag Team Championships against their long time rivals, Stan and Cartman of the South Park Four!" said Early. "But tonight, it's Ed and Rolf of D-Ed who will be teaming up along with their valet, Nazz!"
They met in the center of the ring, with Nazz right in front of them, and did the DX crotch chop three times, setting off pyro from each turnbuckle each time.
"And tonight, D-Ed has a bone to pick with each of their three opponents in this intergender tag team match!" Shake said, as. . .
"The Light That Blinds" by Shadows Fall played as Kevin stepped onto the entranceway and strode down the ramp to boos from the crowd.
"And their opponents. . .introducing first. . .from Peach Creek. . .KEVIN!"
"I received word earlier tonight that Kevin, along with his D-Ed rival, Rolf, will both be in the seven-way Hardcore Championship match this Sunday at Endgame!" informed Early. "Kevin is looking to carve a niche here in XCW, and there's no better opportunity than in a Hardcore Championship matchup!"
"Rolf and Kevin may be tag team champions in PCUW, but here in XCW they are bitter rivals! Will it be one of them who walks out of Endgame as the new Hardcore Champion?" Shake asked, as. . .
"What Would Brian Boitano?" by DVDA played! Kenny McCormick ran onto the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
"And his partner. . .representing the South Park Four. . .from South Park, Colorado. . .KENNY MCCORMICK!"
"However, this man is in the seven-man, one fall to a finish Hardcore Championship match as well! And being a former CWF Hardcore Champion, he poses a legitimate threat to win the match!" said Early, as Kenny entered the ring and climbed onto a turnbuckle, saluting the fans as D-Ed looked on.
"Kenny's high-flying ability matches that of Rolf from D-Ed! We could get a preview of the acrobatic stunts they'll perform on each other really soon!" Shake said, as Kenny stepped off the turnbuckle.
"Brackish" by Kittie played as Peach strutted down the ramp to a chorus of boos. As she walked, she motioned her hands over the Women's title belt around her waist and taunted the crowd.
"And their partner. . .from The Mushroom Kingdom. . .she is the Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling Women's Champion. . .PEACH!"
"Peach regained the Women's Championship last week in very controversial fashion, and Nazz doesn't like it one damn bit! I bet she'd love to see Sora give Peach the fight that she deserves this Sunday!" Early said.
Peach blew a kiss to the referee as she took off the Women's title belt. She then climbed to the top of a turnbuckle and blew another kiss toward the commentator's booth, with Nazz scowling at her by her corner.
"And Nazz isn't getting a rematch until sometime after Endgame!" Shake said. "Like she would win one anyway! The greatest champions find a way to win, and that's exactly what Peach did last week!"
Peach stepped back onto the mat and was immediately taken down by a Lou Thesz Press from Nazz, as the bell rang and the match began! Nazz hammered away at Peach's face with furious right hands, as the referee tried to separate the two of them. Nazz, however, gave the referee a menacing glare, which caused him to back off. Peach, however, would quickly go for a roll-up pin attempt! The referee made the count 1. . .2. . .Nazz emphatically kicked out, and charged toward Peach for a Spear. . .only for Peach to pull down the middle rope, sending Nazz through the ropes and down to the ringside area! Peach then climbed onto the top rope. . .and went for the Peach Press. . .
. . .only for Nazz to roll out of the way, causing the Women's Champion to land hard on the concrete floor! Nazz and Peach were down at ringside as the referee began the ten count! Nazz became the first to sit up before staggering back up to her feet, with Peach pushing herself up behind her. Nazz slid into the ring first, while Peach climbed onto the ring apron. . .only for Nazz to run against the ropes behind her, and take Peach back down to the ringside floor with a baseball slide! Nazz then tagged in Rolf, forcing Kevin to enter the ring from his corner and face off against his fellow PCUW Tag Team Champion! Meanwhile, on the outside of the ring, Peach favored her thigh.
"While the women's champion tries to regroup on the outside, inside the ring comes a very intriguing matchup!" Early said, as Rolf and Kevin got into a tie-up in the center of the ring. Rolf put Kevin into a headlock and went for a bulldog but Kevin pushed Rolf toward the ropes. . .only for Rolf to leap onto them and jump back toward Kevin, taking him down with a hurricanrana pin attempt! The referee made the count 1. . .2. . .Kevin kicked out! Kevin and Rolf stood back up and Kevin nailed Rolf in the face with a boxer jab! Kevin continued to hit Rolf in the face with punch after punch until he was backed up against a corner. Kevin then hit Rolf with multiple shoulder thrusts until Rolf fell into a seated position. Kevin then backed up against the opposite corner and ran toward Rolf for a punt to the head. . .only for Rolf to dive out of the corner and take Kevin down with a drop toe hold, sending Kevin to hit the bottom corner face and head first! Kevin struggled to get up to his feet only for Rolf to take Kevin back down with a Monkey Flip! Rolf went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Kevin kicked out!
Rolf pulled Kevin up to his feet by the collar and slapped him in the chest with a series of chops! Kevin winced in pain as he grabbed onto the top rope behind him. Rolf went for a Tornado DDT, only for Kevin to shove him off once more! Rolf, however landed on his feet and charged toward Kevin again. . .only for Kevin to take Rolf down with a swinging neckbreaker! Kevin went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Rolf kicked out! Kevin rolled off Rolf and crawled toward Kenny for a tag, while Rolf crawled towards Ed!
"Both men are down and looking to make a tag!" Early exclaimed. "And it looks like we'll get the D-Ed leader against South Park's Extremist!"
Rolf and Kevin each inched closer to their corners. . .
. . .extended their hands out. . .
. . .and successfully made the tags to Kenny and Ed! Ed and Kenny charged toward each other, with Ed taking Kenny down first with a Clothesline! Kenny shot back up to his feet only for Ed to take him back down with a belly-to-belly suplex! Kenny went for a clothesline. . .only for Ed to duck and kick Kenny in the midsection, then slam him down to the mat with a pumphandle slam! Ed went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Kenny kicked out! Ed pulled Kenny up to his feet and Irish whipped him toward the ropes. However, on the bounceback, Kenny slid under Ed from between his legs, and bounced off the ropes on the other side of the ring. Kenny then took Ed down with a dropkick to the back, leaving Ed's head and arms hanging on the middle rope! Kenny then ran toward the ropes, and nailed Ed with the 303! Ed stumbled around the ring in a daze as Kenny leapt onto the top rope. Kenny then dove off the rope for a hurricanrana. . .
. . .only for Ed to catch him, sit him on his shoulders, and take him down with the Eledrifier! Ed went for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .3!
Ed stood up and raised his arms above his head in celebration as the bell rang.
"Here are your winners. . .D-GENERATION ED!"
The referee raised Ed's arm above his head in victory as Kenny pulled himself up to his feet with the ropes. Suddenly, Ed's attention went back to Kenny. Ed picked Kenny back up, put him on his shoulders, and took him down with another Eledrifier!
"Good grief! This is heinous!" Shake said.
"Kenny's the victim of an emphatic message to Stan and Eric from Ed!" Early said. "And that message is: 'We are ready for this Sunday!'"
Ed raised his tag title belt up high as Rolf entered the ring, charged toward Kenny. . .
. . .AND TOOK KENNY DOWN WITH THE CLOTHESLINE FROM THE OLD COUNTRY! Rolf kicked Kenny's prone body under the bottom rope, and out of the ring, and turned back to face Ed. . .
. . .only to be met with a Bull Tackle from Kevin! Kevin looked down at Rolf with a wide grin on his face. . .until Ed took Kevin down with an Eledrifier!
"Ed is like a wild animal tonight!" Early said. "Will this be the scene at Endgame? Will Ed still be one half of the tag team champions?"
"And will D-Ed lay claim to the Hardcore Championship as well?" Shake wondered, as Rolf staggered up to his feet, selling his midsection.
Ed, Rolf and Nazz climbed onto opposing turnbuckles and saluted the fans as the show went to a commercial break.
As Massacre returned from break, Sora Takenouchi, with her abdomen taped heavily, strode down the ramp and came to a water fountain with an empty bottle in hand. As she filled the bottle up with water, out of the corner of her eye, she saw Peach walk up to her with a slight limp.
Sora turned to face the Women's Champion. "Didn't want to face the fury of the woman you scorned, huh, 'champ'?"
"Shut your trap, Sora!" Peach snapped. "I need to be at full strength for-"
"-for your upcoming loss?" asked Sora, who was now looking at Peach square in the face. "Peach, I've been thinking about our first match at Whiplash all those months ago, and your cheap shot after it still resonates with me, and not in a good way. And the way you won the title last week was the tip of the iceberg. Regardless of whether both of us are at full strength or not, this Sunday, you're gonna get the beating you deserve!"
Peach narrowed her eyes and took a step back, still facing Sora.
"Oh, no, Sora." retorted Peach. "Arbuckle and Odie's attack on you was just the beginning. You're gonna get the beating you deserve this Sunday, when I take your already battered body, and bend it until it breaks! And if your husband somehow survives the Hardcore match up next, Garfield will give him the beating he's got coming to him. You believe it's destiny for you two to be champions together? I say if anything, you two are destined to stay in the same hospital room!"
Peach strode forward, passing Sora, throwing the Women's title belt over her shoulder. Sora looked on from the water fountain scowling at the Princess as the show went back to the ring, where Plankton stood with a microphone in hand as. . .
. . .pyro exploded on the stage and "No Mercy" by Pharoah Monche played! Claude Speed walked down the ramp with a stern look on his face, a barbed wire 2x4 in hand, and the Toon Hardcore title belt around his waist.
"We're back live here on Monday Night Massacre, and Early, we're just minutes away from a dream match!" said Shake, as Claude entered the ring above the second rope and climbed onto a turnbuckle, raising the Toon Hardcore title belt above his head toward the fans.
"A dream match for most fans, yes." Early said. "But a nightmare scenario for Claude's opponent here tonight, the 2012 Majesty of March, and the number one contender for the XCW World Heavyweight Championship!"
"This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage played as Tai walked onto the stage with a scowl on his face, focusing only on the ring.
"We've seen a different side of Tai Kamiya for this past month." Early said. "Since Arbuckle and company attacked his wife, the former Extreme Team leader has went back to his extremist roots, and has been focusing on nothing but putting Garfield through the same pain Sora went through just two weeks ago!"
The crowd cheered as Tai slid into the ring and posed on two opposite turnbuckles toward the fans.
"Don't forget the events of last week, when Arbuckle made the World title match this Sunday a no-disqualification match, and Garfield threw him out of the ring like a rag doll!" added Shake. "And the interim commissioner is about to put Tai through one last obstacle: a Hardcore match against the Toon Hardcore Champion!"
"And even Claude's looking to prepare for his Triple Threat match for the World Television Championship this Sunday! This match has 'unpredictable' written all over it!" Early said, as a referee entered the ring and whispered something into Plankton's ear.
"Ladies and gentlemen. . .the following contest is a Hardcore match scheduled for one fall. . .it is your Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling Main Event for the evening. . .
. . .and I have just been informed that it is for. . .the TOON WWE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!"
The crowd erupted into gasps of shock as Claude looked at the referee, screaming "WHAT?" in disbelief!
"Introducing first, the challenger. . .from Odaiba, Japan. . .he is the 2012 XCW Majesty of March. . .TAI KAMIYA!"
The crowd cheered as Tai only stared across the ring at Claude with a stoic expression.
"And his opponent. . .from Liberty City, USA. . .he is the Toon WWE Hardcore Champion. . .Liberty City's Lucifer. . .CLAUDE SPEED!"
Claude briefly protested with the referee, but could only shake his head and look back at Tai with his barbed-wire 2x4 cocked back, and ready to strike, until the bell rang and the match began!
Tai and Claude charged toward each other, and Claude immediately swung the bat toward Tai, but Tai took Claude down with a baseball slide to his legs. Tai kicked the 2x4 out of the ring and sat over Claude, nailing him in the face with right hand after right hand! Claude suddenly rolled Tai onto his back and hit him in the face with repeated right hands of his own! Claude rolled out of the ring and lifted up the ring apron, looking for a weapon. Tai, however, leapt over the top rope and took Claude down with a sunset flip pin attempt! The referee made the count 1. . .2. . .Claude kicked out! Tai stood up only for Claude to take him back down with a clothesline!
"Now that the Toon Hardcore title is on the line, Claude will do whatever it takes to keep it, even if it means rendering Tai useless come Endgame!" Early said, as Claude looked under the ring and pulled out a garbage can! Tai stood back up to his feet only for Claude to smash the trash can onto his head, knocking him back down!
Claude threw the trash can down to the floor and resumed looking under the ring to pull out a table and slide it into the ring. Claude looked back under the ring and pulled out a steel chair! Claude turned back around only for Tai to hit him in the chest with the trash can! Tai and Claude brawled at ringside, trading punches near a ring post. Tai, however, suddenly grabbed a hold of the back of Claude's head and rammed Claude head first into the post! Tai then Irish whipped Claude, sending him back first into the barricade! As Claude stood back up, Tai took him down with a Jumping DDT! Tai went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Claude kicked out!
Tai pulled Claude up to his feet and Irish whipped him all the way down to the timekeeper's booth, with Claude stopping dead in his tracks before he could topple over it. Claude, however, snatched the ring bell out of the booth as Tai charged toward him. Tai leapt toward Claude for a Clothesline. . .only for Claude to nail him square in the face with the ring bell! Now busted open, Tai tried to shake himself back to reality as he got up to his knees, only for Claude to throw him chest first into the ring apron! Claude then caught Tai, lifted him up and took him down with a forward suplex against the ring apron, sending Tai to fall onto the ringside floor! Claude went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Tai kicked out!
"The Toon Hardcore Champion is giving Tai a beating he won't forget!" Early said. "And our interim commissioner and World Heavyweight Champion are laughing their asses off as they watch this right now!"
"You got that right!" Shake said. "We all know Claude has nothing against Tai, but he'll do whatever the hell he can to him in order to remain the Toon Hardcore Champion!"
Claude grabbed Tai by the hair and pulled him up to his feet. He then launched Tai over the announce table, sending him to land back-first against the barricade right in between Shake and Early! Claude then ripped the protective covering off the announce table, then pulled out all the TV monitors. Claude then climbed onto the announce table, and pulled Tai up into a powerbomb position.
"They're gonna be in stitches once Claude finishes Tai off with this move!" Shake said, as Claude brought Tai up for a powerbomb. . .
. . .only for Tai to counter it into a neckbreaker, crashing Claude right through the table! Tai draped his arm over Claude for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 CLAUDE KICKED OUT! Tai looked down at Claude with a malicious glare!
"How close did we come to having a new Toon Hardcore Champion?" asked Shake.
"Very close, Shake! But if the extreme beast inside the number one contender wasn't awake before, it is right now!" Early said, as Tai pulled Claude up by the jacket and slid him back into the ring under the bottom rope, and grabbed a kendo stick from under the ring before sliding back into the ring himself. Tai cocked the kendo stick back, waiting for Claude to get up. Claude staggered up to his feet and Tai immediately hit him in the face with the kendo stick, knocking him down and busting him open! Claude lowered his brow, and his face contorted into a scowl of his own as he shot back up and charged toward Tai in rage, only for Tai to catch him and take him down with an Alabama Slam! Tai went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Claude nailed Tai with a right hand, and pushed him off for the kickout! Tai stood up to his feet as Claude charged toward him and nailed him with a Clothesline! Claude then latched onto the ropes and mudhole stomped Tai repeatedly onto his chest!
"Nothing like the sight of your own blood to put you into a psychotic frenzy!" Shake declared, as Claude Irish whipped Tai against the ropes. On the bounceback, Claude took Tai down with a massive spear! Claude went for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 TAI KICKED OUT! Claude punched the mat in frustration. . .only to turn towards the opposite corner and see the table he brought into the ring earlier!
"Claude couldn't put the Majesty of March away. . .but perhaps he'll do that right now!" said Early as Claude stepped over to the table and set it up in the center of the ring. Claude then stood over Tai, taunting for him to get up. Tai got up to his knees only for Claude to pull him up by the hair and throw him face-first into the corner. Claude then lifted Tai up to sit him on the top rope. . .only for Tai to drop out of it and take Claude down with three consecutive German suplexes! Tai then looked over at the table in the center of the ring and stepped toward it, dragging Claude behind him! Tai then set Claude on top of the table before stepping over to the corner closest to the ramp!
"Tai is now about to put Claude away! Will he gain the opportunity to become the first dual champion in XCW history?" wondered Early, as Tai climbed up to the top rope! Suddenly. . .
. . ."Bad Man" by Jim Johnston played!
"Wait a minute!" Early said, as Garfield's theme music continued to play. . .but Garfield and Arbuckle were nowhere to be found! Tai turned to face the stage, waiting for Garfield in anticipation. . .
. . .while Claude got off the table, climbed up the corner and took Tai down with a Diving Back Drop right through the table! Claude went for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .3!
Claude rolled out of the ring and collected his Hardcore title belt from the timekeeper as the bell rang. Meanwhile, Tai laid on the remains of the now broken table, clutching his chest as he struggled to get up to his feet.
"Here is your winner. . .AND STILL TOON WWE HARDCORE CHAMPION. . .CLAUDE SPEED!"
Suddenly, Garfield and Jon Arbuckle strode down the ramp! Tai got up to his knees and scowled at them with more anger than ever before!
"The interim commissioner and the World Heavyweight Champion expected Claude to immobilize Tai tonight, but they had to take matters into their own hands, by distracting Tai!" Shake said as Claude strode around the ringside area and up the ramp, flipping Jon off as he passed them!
"And now they're gonna finish what Claude essentially started!" Early cried, as Garfield stepped over all three ropes with Arbuckle behind him. Garfield looked down at Tai, who was slowly staggering up to his feet. Meanwhile, Arbuckle stood next to the World Champion with a wide grin on his face and a microphone in hand.
"You may be standing now, Mr. Kamiya. . ." said Arbuckle. ". . .but this Sunday, under these same rules, you'll be going up against a man who is twice Claude's size, ten times his ferocity, and a hundred times the strength and power of every man on our roster put together! At Endgame. . .you will be-"
Now in a standing position, Tai suddenly ripped the microphone out of Jon's hand, struggling to catch his breath, but still looking at Jon and Garfield with the same malice as before.
"What, Arbuckle? I'll be what? Beaten to kingdom come? Rendered useless? Food in Garfield's bowl? I've heard enough crap about me coming out of your mouth! You and Garfield don't like me, you've made that perfectly clear. But what I don't fully understand is why. Is it because I've done more with my life and career in the past 21 years than you, Mr. Jon Arbuckle, have in yours? I've saved the world, won World Championships on four occasions, and got married! You, on the other hand, what have you done? You had a failed career as a cartoonist, tried getting into polka music of all things, and continue to hit on Fatass's veterinarian despite getting rejected over and over and over again!"
"And so what do you after all this failure? You take your frustrations out on the world by brainwashing your housepets, turning them into larger than life monsters, got them signed to XCW, and ordered them to wreak havoc! But even that wasn't enough. You wanted to take over XCW yourself. So you ordered an attack on our first Commissioner, broke his back, and you manipulated our anonymous chairman to make you his replacement. And since then, this company has fallen in the ratings, thanks to your selfish incompetence not only as a businessman. . .but as a human being."
Jon looked at Tai, seething with anger. Tai's scowl turned away from Jon, and up at the World Heavyweight Champion, who began to speak in his own microphone.
"Garfield, why you obey this buffoon's orders, and let him speak for you is beyond me! Hell, you couldn't even win our match at Doomsday, or that belt you can't fit around your waist without Jon's help! Trust me, this Sunday is not only just about the attack on my wife, and your World Heavyweight Championship. As far as I'm concerned, it's about me kicking your ass, and showing all the fans of XCW and the fans of fiction wrestling that a face can and will be a successful World Champion in this industry!"
Garfield pulled the microphone out of Tai's hands and began to speak.
"Jon speaks for me because he knows I am the best. . .and I am a man of few words. I can beat you, and I will prove it this Sunday. You claim that I awoke the monster inside of you? Your words only anger me more than your presence. You've felt my anger before. . .and at Endgame. . .you will feel it again. Because I will beat you to a pulp, and remain the XCW World Heavyweight Champion!"
Tai and Garfield became engaged in a staredown, their eyes never breaking contact.
"The second chapter of this rivalry has reached personal levels, folks!" Early exclaimed. "What will happen this Sunday at Endgame in a no-disqualification match, when the Majesty of March, Tai Kamiya, takes on Garfield, the World Heavyweight Champion?"
Garfield raised the World Heavyweight title belt high above his head as Monday Night Massacre went off the air!
Results
Spike Spiegel and Stimpy defeated Solid Snake and Odie
Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd defeated Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski via DQ
Arthur defeated Tommy Vercetti
Ed, Rolf and Nazz (D-Generation Ed) defeated Kenny McCormick, Kevin and Peach
Claude Speed defeated Tai Kamiya (retains Toon WWE Hardcore Championship)
XCW Endgame Card:
Kevin vs. Rolf vs. Kenny McCormick vs. Odie vs. Spike Spiegel vs. Stimpy vs. Solid Snake in a Seven-Way One Fall to a Finish match for the vacant XCW Hardcore Championship
D-Generation Ed (Ed & Edd) (c) vs. The South Park Four (Stan Marsh & Eric Cartman) for the XCW Tag Team Championship
Claude Speed vs. Bugs Bunny (c) vs. Arthur in a Triple Threat Match for the XCW Television Championship
Sora Takenouchi vs. Peach (c) for the XCW Women's Championship
Tommy Vercetti vs. ? in a Number One Contendership match for the XCW World Heavyweight Championship
Tai Kamiya vs. Garfield (c) in a No-Disqualification Match for the XCW World Heavyweight Championship
Alrighty, there's part two. As always, let me know if there are any character inconsistencies, or if anything doesn't make sense. I'm starting a job in my field immediately after this chapter is published, so expect Endgame part 1 sometime next week. I'm glad to read the reviews and know you're all excited, but I'm just warming up. In the meantime, the card for Endgame is above this author's note for your predicting pleasure. Until next time, RATE/REVIEW!