Author's Note (Monster): Hello, our lovelies! I haven't got around finishing up the new chapter for Untouched, Riddle Me This or Puzzle The Pieces so I decided to give you guys a little breather and present a happy one-shot to you. We should seriously start working on Push And Pull, shouldn't we? Replies to the reviews below, enjoy.

Summary: When the guys find Danny covered in hickeys, it's time to ask what the fuck is going on.

? x Danny requested by myself

Everyone always said Danny was the one with the smile that could fool you. He'd flash his white teeth and you'd consider him the most adorable human being on earth. Really? Fine, he was innocent. He was very very very innocent. In physical appearance and mind, but in the things he did? Not so innocent. Just like the day he had walked into the bus, casually clothes in a hoodie and sat down next to Charlie. The bandana rapper greeted him and gave him a quick once over with his eyes. As soon as the look had finished, he stared back at Danny.

He had huge purple marks in his neck. He wasn't even trying to hide it. Now Charlie wasn't sure whether it was a hickey or just a black spot. He frowned at the spot and elbowed Da Kurlzz who dropped his phone. "Dude! What?"

He pointed at Danny.

The drummer scrunched his nose.

"What? Never seen a hickey before?" Danny grumbled, not even bothering to look up.

Charlie scratched his head. "You're more hickey than man."

Danny let out a soft hum. "Passionate lover."

"Since when do you even do one-night stands?"

The singer grinned. "It's not a one-night stand. He's just a very very persistent fucker."

"He?"

"HE?" Da Kurlzz repeated.

Charlie pushed him back. "I already asked, you parrot."

"Yes, he. Just like he's a passionate one. Ask him to stop bruising my neck instead of inquiring me."

Charlie frowned. "Who is he? Do we know him?"

Danny chuckled. "Sure you do."

Johnny entered the bus. "What's going on in here?"

"Danny's got a boyfriend!" Charlie shouted as if it was the biggest secret in the world that just got uncovered. Johnny shrugged. "has he now?"

Danny let out a small chuckle. "I do. I just told them he's a persistent fucker and a very passionate lover."

The blue masked rapper shook his head. "What a jerk then."

J-Dog just awoke, just like Funny Man and walked into the main part. Both yawned and scratched their balls at the same time. It almost seemed like a practiced dance move or something. Of course the jokes quickly followed.

"I know a passionate pair."

J-Dog frowned at the comment. "Wha…?"

"Do we even want to know?" Funny Man cut him off.

Charlie pointed at Danny but when the two still didn't get it, he turned the singer's head to reveal the bruises.

"Did he get beaten up?" J-Dog asked in ignorance.

Charlie laughed. "You're so stupid! It's a hickey."

The Mexican placed himself in between Charlie and Danny and gained a lot of complaints from the duo. He put his arms around their shoulders. "Does this mean someone snooped away my little Danny?"

"Yeah, apparently, he's a very passionate one", Da Kurlzz smirked.

Danny rolled his eyes. "Why can you guys have girlfriends but I can't have a boyfriend?"

"Because you're the one getting the bruises. You're submissive. You take it up the butt."

"No, I don't", Danny complained, folding his arms.

"Yeah you do", Johnny murmured but nobody heard. He had to bite his tongue in order not to make a few other nasty comments on the bruises. After all, he had been the one to bend over the hot singer. That piece of ass was HIS property.

Funny Man wrapped his arms around Danny's shoulders. "I thought we had something."

The singer laughed. "Maybe in your head."

"Oh yeah, I'm your passionate lover in my head."

Johnny gritted his teeth. Stop it.

Danny stuck out his tongue. "Yeah right. You're nothing like him."

When the baritone voiced rapper leaned closer to him, Johnny snapped. "Could you fucking get your fucking hands off of my fucking boyfriend already?"

Everything fell silent and Funny Man quickly let go of Danny.

"Johnny? Johnny's the passionate lover?" Charlie murmured baffled.

Danny hummed. "You just had to blow it, didn't you?"

"Not the first time you had to say that to him, amiright?" Da Kurlzz shot with an expectant smile but when no one reacted, the smile melted and he folded his arms. "Fuck you guys."

The singer looked at Funny Man. "But he's right. No touching me."

"Fuck no. I hate the way you constantly have to touch him. He's MINE."

The Mexican scooted away from Danny by crawling over Charlie who complained loudly. "Hey what the fuck are you doing?!"

"Getting away from the big bad wolf. Damn, Danny. You can date that scary motherfucker?"

"I can", Danny said, sitting up proudly. He patted the free seat next to him, not even bothering to look at Funny Man who was squeezed tightly against Da Kurlzz with barely any room. Johnny took up the spot and territorially put an arm around his shoulder. "Mine to bruise too."

"Dude, it looks like he got a vacuum cleaner stuck in his neck", J-Dog commented. He was the only one left standing and felt quite awkward doing so. "And screw you guys for not leaving me any room!"

Funny Man squeezed out of the spot and fell on the floor. "You can have mine!"

"For real though, Johnny, you suck like a vacuum cleaner", Charlie endorsed.

The blue masked rapper shrugged. "So I've been told. Isn't that the reason some guys stick their dicks into that thing?"

The others burst out laughing when Johnny realized his mistake. He closed his eyes and put a hand over them. "Why me?"

"I'm happy it's you!" Danny chimed and Johnny smiled. "Oh yeah, I remember why. Because this little fucker had to make me fall in love, huh?"

The singer beamed. "Yes!"

"How long have you guys been together anyway?"

"I don't really kno…" Danny started but halfway there, Johnny cut him off. "Six months, two weeks, three days, an hour, three minutes and fifty seconds."

Charlie blinked a few times before he turned to Danny: "I can see why you called him a persistent fucker."

Please Review, they're our heavy fuel! If you have a pairing/summary you'd like to read about, request in the reviews and I'll get to it.

Guest: Back in the days it actually was one of my best but that was a long time ago.

AngelxCloud: It's no use to write happy when the writer isn't happy now, is it? But things are better now and that's why this happy ficlet came out of it. It's short and a bit weird but it's not depressing.

xx-Chanour: A lot of the times breakups happen like that. Breaking up doesn't happen in a moment. It takes weeks to make up your mind whether you want to continue or not and clearly in this story, Matt had made up his mind a long time ago. Don't worry, though, on Wednesday I'm presenting a sugar sweet MattiexCharlie fic.

Ro: It's complicated but we're not actually fighting with each other. We're just both upset about the same thing which wasn't even our fault and because of it, we're taking it out on each other over little things such as 'who didn't get the milk?'. But you're right, it's going better. We're talking about it now and it's smoothing the rocky path. I believe Hiraeth was more heartbreaking than any of the death fics we did.

HU4LIFEBITCHES: I know the feeling! Back in high school I tried to throw my bag off the stairs because I was too lazy to carry it and I hit a teacher in the head. That detention was totally worth it. I love reading but I haven't got around reading anymore since a long time ago. I have read Hush Hush too but I don't have a favourite book. I love all well written dramatic books.

Guest: Sorry

Guest: Me neither.