I'm quitting work. – JW
Why? – SH
We don't need the money anymore. – JW
But I thought you enjoyed it. – SH
No. – JW
It's Sarah, isn't it? – SH
No, it has nothing to do with Sarah. – JW
It's okay, John. I don't mind. – SH
It's not Sarah. – JW
Fine. Are you coming home then? – SH
Yes. Do you want me to make lunch? – JW
Sure. – SH
I'll be home in just a minute then. – JW
One of your pay checks was accidentally sent to the Yard, I'll send it over. – GL
Thanks, Greg. – JW
Hey, I was wondering, how do you split the money? – GL
You don't have to answer if you don't want to, I get that it's a very personal question. – GL
I was just curious. – GL
We don't. – JW
Don't what? – GL
We don't split the money. – JW
Then what do you do with it? – GL
We have a joint account. – JW
Why on earth would you do that? – GL
Well, before, he always used to forget about his half of the rent and groceries and that sort of thing. – JW
It's just easier this way. Besides, he doesn't spend a lot and doesn't seem to mind when I splash out a bit. – JW
We make all the big decisions together though. – JW
Dear God. – GL
What? – JW
You two are more married than I thought. – GL
Greg! – JW
Seriously, when's the ceremony? – GL
It's not that weird! – JW
'Not that weird'? Even I don't have a joint account with my wife! – GL
I... Is it really that strange? – JW
Yes! – GL
Most people don't trust their own spouses with their money, never mind their roommates! – GL
Well... most aspects of our relationship are weird. Why should this be any different? – JW
It works for us; why should it change? – JW
Maybe it shouldn't. But is the relationship between you two really, strictly just platonic? – GL
Yes! – JW
For the millionth time, yes! – JW
Because, you know John, no one would think any less of you if it weren't. – GL
Apart from the majority of the police force at the Yard. – JW
Besides; I'm not gay! – JW
Okay, okay. That's fine. – GL
Still, I think you should consider it. – GL
Why on earth would I do that? I am, in no way, physically or sexually attracted to that man! – JW
You two go together. You need each other. – GL
Why does everyone keep saying that? We did just fine before we met one another! – JW
But that was then, John. This is now. – GL
Look, I've got to go. – GL
Okay, Greg. – JW
Thanks for the heads up, I guess. – JW
See you soon. – GL
Bye. – JW
Stop bullying John. – SH
I'm not bullying him! – GL
We were merely talking about your current situation. – GL
And what might that 'current situation' be? – SH
Your impending marriage. – GL
Do shut up, Lestrade. You know how much that bothers him. – SH
Fine, Sherlock. – GL
See you on Monday. – GL
Monday? – SH
Yes, I need to discuss that last case with you, if you will. – GL
Of course. – SH
It seems that I have a rather angry husband on my hands. – GL
Will they ever realise it? – GL
I think not. – MH
But their time together will be happy, albeit dangerous. – MH
I hope you're right. – GL