A/N: Thanks for the 104 reviews! Sorry I didn't update yesterday, but I'll update twice today. I was busy last night (the Bruins are going to the Stanley Cup! :D ), and in the evening my computer wasn't working, but it's fine now.
"Granger, Hermione!"
Just go ahead and say Ravenclaw!
Why?
Because that's my house, of course, and I don't want to be with that Ron Weasley, and he isn't smart enough, and-
Okay, okay. Breath. And accept that you're in love with this Ron Weasley.
What? I am not!
You are, and you'll realize it some day… I hope. I'll have to ask your children if that happens.
I am not in love with that Weasley!
You are…
I am not!
Am not what? A Ravenclaw?
In love with Ron Weasley! What do you think?
Oh, you are in love with Ron Weasley?
Can we stop discussing my non-love life?
All you had to do was ask! Which house do you want to be in?
Ravenclaw is where I belong, although Gryffindor sounds better.
Well, I know which one you really belong in-
GRYFFINDOR!
But Ravenclaw is your second house, for sure. Say hi to the Weasleys for me! Including Ron!
A/N: Yeah, I always wondered how she got into Gryffindor… I think it has something to do with the hat playing matchmaker. :P And I know Ron was sorted after Hermione, but the Hat just knows he'll be in Gryffindor...