YO!
Discovery of the bestest song in the universe!
I Put The Metro In Metronome by Cute is What we Aim For...
check it out, it's awesomer than Perez Hilton.
And THAT is something!

ALSO

on the note of Perez...
HE HAS A NEW SONG!
It's about 'the clap' :P

tashLOVE, please don't send the elves after me... they are scary... your dots are sexy by the way.

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"What?" Jason asked. Sadie blushed and looked down at the floor.

"I said that I'd rather have Jason with no taquito." Sadie said quietly. Jason put his finger under her chin and lifted her head up so that he was looking into her eyes.

"Taquitos give me gas." Jason said, making Sadie giggle.

"Note to self: Don't give Jason taquitos." Sadie said. Jason smiled.

"But you can give me you."

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"JESUS CHRIST, SHANE! How long does it TAKE you to pee?" Mitchie yelled through the door.

"I DRANK A LOT OF COKE AND STUFF TODAY!" Shane yelled back.

"And you COULDN'T have gone periodically during the day?" Mitchie asked.

"I was having too much fun with you!" Sane announced. Mitchie smiled.

"I was having fun with you too... but still, you should have peed during the day. Now, we won't have any cuddle time before dinner." Mitchie said. Suddenly, the door swung open so reveal Shane, who was trying to pull his pants up, but failing... his underwear was on though!

"Done." Shane said with a bright smile on his face, making Mitchie giggle.

"Come on, popstar. Get dressed and then we'll head over to my cabin..."

"To make out?" Shane asked hopefully. Mitchie rolled her eyes.

"No popstar, so that I can get dressed. You don't really expect me to walk around in your clothes forever, do you?" Mitchie asked. Shane was about to answer, but then Mitchie stopped him. "Never mind, hurry up, Cornmuffin." Mitchie ordered

"Coming KFC." Shane said sarcastically.

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"U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, ey ey! You ugly!" Tess sang directly to Ella.

"Tess, can you please stop singing that song? It's not very nice." Ella asked. Tess put her ipod in her ears and started humming along to 'Haha, You're Dead'

"Ha ha you're dead And I'm so happy" Tess sang while looking ella directly in the eyes. Ella looked away and started fiddling with stuff. "AH MAN! I LOVE THIS SONG!" Tess exclaimed. "Dick head, fuck face cock smoking mother fucking asshole dirty twat waste of semen I hope you die!" Tess sang as loud as she could.

"Tess, can you stop singing PLEASE? You're going to- uh- strain your voice." Ella said. Tess sighed.

"Fine... HEY ELLA! Can I read you part of my favorite poem?" Tess asked. Ella shrugged. There was nothing wrong with poetry, right? Tess went into her bag and pulled out a book of Shakespear poems. "I'm only going to read you my favorite chunk of the poem, okay?" Tess asked. Ella nodded. "Coral is far more red than her lips' red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask'd, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound" Tess closed it and then stared at Ella, almost daring her to retort. Ella sighed.

"That's... a nice poem." Ella said quietly. Tess smiled.

"Come on, let's go practice."

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Caitlyn flopped down onto her bed and grinned. Nate White had kissed HER. And SHE had kissed Nate White. She still couldn't believe it, even after the first, second, third and fourth kisses that they'd shared during the day, and not to mention the one that they had shared 3 years prior, that he could like her. Him, the gorgeous Nate White with those always messed up curls and adorable face, with those AMAZING arms of his, and his body that looked like it was sculpted by the Gods, could like her, Caitlyn Gellar, plain Jane with absolutely nothing spectacular about her and (according to her) no future. She reached under her pillow and grabbed her diary.

"Dear Diary...
So, he's back. He just... waltzed back into my life. I promised that if I ever saw him again, I'd slap him so hard that he'd need Jason and Shane to help him find the missing pieces of his face. But, when I saw him last night, he was there and... I just couldn't bring myself to slap him. I couldn't hug him or anything. Afterwards, we were chilling in Shane's cabin, and we went for a walk. It was... chill, for lack of a better word. I didn't care that we hadn't spoken in ages, we were just... in the moment... and then... this morning, GOD! His lips are like... Indescribable. It feels like heaven when we touch. I just wanna... OOMF! You know that feeling? Anyways, I think that someone's coming in...

Until Next Time
Caitlyn" Caitlyn quickly shoved her diary under her pillow just before Peggy opened the door.

"Hey Caitlyn!" Peggy said happily. Caitlyn smiled.

"Hey Peggy. What are you doing here?" She asked.

"I'm looking for Sadie. I told her I'd come find her after I was done with Brown, but now I can't find her. Have you seen her anywhere?" Oeggy asked.

"Last I heard, she was hanging out with Ja- I mean, a guy." Caitlyn said. Shit, Peggy still doesn't know that all of Connect 3 is here. Peggy looked at her curiously, but then shrugged it off.

"Alright, well, if you see her, can you tell her that I'm looking for her?" Pegy asked. Caitlyn nodded. Peggy grinned and walked out of the cabin.

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Until Joe's mine
I have to find a magazine to with his picture inside
I've got to fight without fan girls to get him here by my side
Until Joe's mine
Not gonna be even close to complete
I won't rest until Joe's mine
Mine

I'm not wondering if we were meant to be
Forget about fangirls just hold me
I'm ready to begin our waiting has to end
Right now
Today
I've got to find a way
To meet you
Yeah

zxMeghanxz came up with that for me, she's a total sweetie. She is a fellow Canadian, and Canadians are totally off the chain! DON'T DISS CANADA, YO!

PEACE!
PUNCH!
JONAS!