A/N: inspired by some episode of Zack and Cody
France and England were playing dress up. Don't ask. France looked like Napoleon and England was wearing a wizard outfit and was reading a Harry Potter book. France was filing his nails.
"Why are you filing your nails, frog?"
"I am wolverine," France replied casually.
"What the bloody hell."
"Personally, the Harry Potter ending disappointed me," France commented.
"And would you explain why?"
"Well, I was rooting for Dramione," France was still filing his nails.
"But Draco and Hermione hate each other!"
"Don't we hate each other?"
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" England yelled.
"You very well know what that means, mon cher," France smirked.
"NO, I DON'T!" snapped England.
"Dramione for life," France murmured under his breath.
"Shut up, Napoleon!"
"I AM WOLVERINE!"
The end.