A/N: Welcome to the fourth year for Avengers Christmas Songs. Last year was mostly Winter Soldier. This year is strongly leaning toward Age of Ultron. As always, they're better if you sing them, if only in your head.
This particular song insisted on being written in May, right after I saw the movie. Darn it, they're supposed to wait until Christmas time!
To the tune of "What Child is This" (aka "Greensleeves")
What Plot Is This?
What plot is this that Whedon wrought
That leaves the fan girls weeping?
O hear their cries, their wails of woe,
The curses censor's bleeping.
Nat, Nat is hooked on Bruce
And Clint is married to someone new.
Clintasha's a fantasy.
Could somebody bring me an aspirin?
Could Nat and Bruce begin again?
Could Steve move in since Bruce has gone?
Or maybe Nick could make his play;
They seemed like a duo in "Soldier."
Fan authors have vowed to fight
They'll write whatever they want to write.
But if you stick with canon true
You have to give up on Clintasha.
A/N: Happy Thanksgiving or Happy Nov. 26 for my non-American readers.