One Shocking Surprise: Konan Version

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: got this idea from SerpentKing707. I've added onto your idea and I hope you like the add ons I've done. Enjoy!

Kakashi was leaping from rooftop to rooftop. He was demanded to find Naruto since he was needed for a talk between Konoha, Suna and Mist. Mainly since Naruto had become a big hit and helped with the peace talks in the first place between the three so he was needed for any further talks between the three villages. He sighed as he knew he couldn't waste time else the threat of getting banned from reading his Icha Icha and have Kurenai herself burn his precious books while he was strapped down unable to do a thing, but watch. That was Tsunade's threat if Kakashi didn't get his butt in gear and get Naruto immediately.

So the jounin was getting close to his student's place and landed. He knocked on the door, but got no answer. He frowned and knocked again. And again no answer. This annoyed Kakashi since his Icha Icha was on the line and he wasn't going to let Naruto make him get banned and lose his precious collection that he spent years and years getting. So after knocking hard on the door several times he heard movement and was readying himself to berate his student for being late even if that would sound stupid coming from him.

The door opened and all words left Kakashi because before him wasn't his blond haired student. No, before him was a blue haired woman wearing a short bathrobe that showed off her nice legs and basically screamed that she was naked underneath. Not to mention that the top part of the robe showed a nice heavy does of her cleavage.

Small dribbles of blood oozed out of his nose since Kakashi didn't have his Icha Icha to shield him. Tsunade took his book away from him before he left.

"Yes, can I help you?"

Kakashi knew this woman's name. It was Konan, but his mouth and brain weren't connected at the moment. But way back in his mind he remembered when Naruto left the village, which caused a big riot since the village was still recovering and Naruto was considered one of their top shinobi and with him up and leaving made everyone in the village feel vulnerable.

Naruto left sensing Konan was in trouble. After the Pein invasion and the aftermath. Konan went back to Ame. What happened was Madara tried to take over and Konan fought back, but was badly injured. Naruto got there just in time to save Konan and he fought Madara. Naruto was badly wounded by Madara, but thanks to a powerful Rasengan he caused a huge flood sweeping Madara away and almost himself too, but Konan saved him and gave him mouth-to-mouth to revive him.

Naruto came back with Konan and she decided to stay with Naruto since she had nowhere else to go.

"Can I help you?" Konan asked again in a louder firmer voice.

Kakashi blinked as his brain rebooted, but seeing Konan again in her short bathrobe caused a brain to mouth disconnect again.

"Paper Rose, where are you?"

Again Kakashi knew this voice, but his brain wasn't working for him.

Naruto appeared and his hands quickly slipped inside Konan's robes making Konan moan.

"Naruto" she said.

"Mmm, what's keeping you Konan. I miss you and want you back bed. It's cold and lonely without you" Naruto said as his hands worked his magic.

"Coming, oh coming, I'm coming" Konan panted.

"Yes you are, come for me Konan" Naruto teased.

He then dragged Konan back inside and slammed the door never noticing Kakashi at all. The sounds from within the apartment hit Kakashi's ears and a pervert giggle escaped his lips. Who cares about his Icha Icha when he's got this.

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A/N: well, I hoped you liked how I did your idea SerpentKing707. Thanks for reading and please review.