Minion: A Few Hundred Drastic Changes Under King Kirby
Chapter Thirty-Six: Of Kicks
Everybody knows Minura hates crowds. Wildfire doesn't give a damn.
Wildfire, Minura and Spaggy had grouped up a while ago and stuck around like the main quartet.
...No, wait, sorry. A more accurate description is: Minura and Spaggy followed Wildfire like lost puppies because Wildfire happened to be an R. Bonkers repellent.
So when Wildfire trotted straight into the swarm of waddle dees, it triggered Minura's alarm bells. He paused and watched as the white puffball shoved her way through the crowd—her white colour also happened to clash very badly against the waddle dees, so she was easy to spot.
Spaggy charged in without a second thought which left Minura to jump and run after them.
"Wait, Wildfire! Aren't there any alternative routes?"
Wildfire paused in her tracks, causing a waddle dee to bump right into her. "Of course there are! But this is the fastest way, so shut up. What's the big deal with walking through a bunch of waddle dees?"
One of the waddle dees made a very indignant noise. To shut him up, Wildfire flicked fire in front of his face, which effectively shut him up.
"Uh." Minura contemplated over his words for a while. "I don't like crowds."
"Claustrophobic?"
"Not really—but, uh, maybe... maybe not! I just don't want to be in a crowd, so... can we take an alternative route?"
Wildfire's contemplating frown was followed by a, "No."
Then she continued to jump through the waddle dee jungle.
And by the time Minura managed to get out of the crowd (where Wildfire was impatiently waiting for him with Spaggy) he made a mental note to never go into a crowd again. (Because he had been kicked sixty-seven times in there.)
27 July 2014 SGT: guys it's some nine in the morning