Chapter 36-A fair day for flying
The ministry was the next obstacle in a dull life that Harry and his girls lived. As all bureaucratic efficiency, first you have to make an appointment. Just because there is not many Anamigus coming along you have to wait for an appointment. After getting there you have to wait, of course they are busy.
The last Anamigus was ten years ago. After many forms and of course money they have you change into your form. Then they started, Sirens? Only three can exist at a time, no it is not possible to have six. Harry blew a fit at them, but of course that only makes them sure, they are right. So Harry changed track and asked if they were trying to accuse the daughter of the Head of the DMLE, and another daughter of another department head and all being the Ladies of Lord Merlin knight of the round table of false registration. The whole thing was repeated the next day while registration for an apparition license. Everything was going great until the dummy gave Harry a pocket watch like device to measure how far he could travel as the ordinary witch or wizard could only do about 100 mile. Harry did not want to take any chances getting lost so he just apperated to their island and back. The person almost fainted when his meter registered 7402 miles. The record was 500 miles. Harry whispered to the girls to use the island when they did the distance thing.
Finally, after the ministry and a stroll threw Diagon Alley they stepped through the Leaky Cauldron on to Charing Cross Road. About two minutes later on Greek street they found a nice little place. It was rumored that Soho really was the only place in Britain where you could eat decent continental food. It was a charming little French deli, with mismatched tables and an accordion player. The cakes and pastries were delicious. They 'faded' back to Hogwarts and their quarters surprised that no attacks or stray villains had attempted bodily harm on them.
Monday came around to quickly with the extra time needed for the dueling pit the Headmistress had assigned Harry and the girls to help in Transfiguration. A few students were interested in becoming Anamigus. Harry was beginning to seriously miss Brianna, all the girls had their special thing or talent that made Harry love them more. Brianna was a warrior or a protector as she explained and she was solid muscle in a divine feminine form.
Harry had not joined the Quidditch teams because it would not be fair. One day while out that direction Harry was daydreaming about Quidditch and when he mentioned how he liked to fly via broom, Gin handed him a broom she had just un-shrunk. Gin was the transportation person out-side of apparitions. After a while, Harry returned the broom and they all changed into their Anamigus forms and flew. As they circled over the forbidden forest the saw the edge of Hogsmeade Village, construction was going on. When they returned for lunch, the Headmistress made an announcement.
"I am proud to announce that Hogsmeade had put together a fair and all the students here are welcome to attend. They tell me that it is going to be quite muggle with rides, cotton candy, dunking booths, beer, food and all kinds of booths. The fair will take place this Saturday and Sunday coming"
Harry was not sure what kook-a-nut dreamed up the whole affair selling all kind of junk most likely. It was going to be spread behind the Post Office and Honeydukes and centralized around the Three Broomsticks. Harry had the feeling that it was a town idea to get all the students and their parents to unload all the money that Hogsmeade Village deserved. Well it looked like it could be fun if the weather was good.
Saturday came and after breakfast, everyone went to Hogsmeade Village for the fair including Harry and his girls. Harry was interested in some of the booths. How did you stop a wizard from making the ball go where they wanted it to go or stop the hoop from going over the object? Harry questions were ended when three dragons flew towards the Three Broomsticks controlled by riders on their backs, nobody cared.
"You girls stay here and keep low, Lily and I will take care of the dragons, Lily I will fly in close and petrify the riders, one of us will fry them" and Harry transformed and flew off closely followed by Lily. It was tricky; while the dragon fire could not do too much damage, the wizards also had their wands. The first rider Harry got by surprise, Lily fried him up good, the dragon having no controller and no skin in the game left with the burnt rider still fried to the saddle. Harry went after the second dragon by some fancy flying. Soaring straight up and a sudden dive would put Harry directly behind the rider. The only problem was the third dragon's rider must have seen what was going on and tried to fry Harry. Harry saw his mistake at the last second and just keeps the dive going. Dragons are large and do not do abrupt change directions especially when they are force to fly. So when the rider forced a change of direction the third dragon did it but it was flame first, dive second, frying the second rider really toasty. Lily later said she thought the third dragon smiled as it flew away because while the third rider forced the dragon to dive after Harry he forgot about Lily who did the honors to the third rider.
~Ok girls the fun is over" linked Harry.
~Hay smarty, checks out the Three Broomsticks, our songs don't work on them," said Sue on the link.
There were two giants trying to play soccer and the ball was the Three Broomsticks but that was not Harry's only problem. Deatheaters where popping in from the Shrieking Shack, Honeydukes, The Post Office and The Forbiden Forest.
~Hay Girls, its show time, start flying and singing just stay over fifty yard above their heads" directed Harry.
The girls singing would stop the bad people at fifty feet but the bad guys couldn't hit the girls. Even Volde could not hit anything with a spell further than twenty or thirty feet. The giants were another story. While fire was not, effective it did really make them mad and it would take hours to really cook them. The petrification of the giant did not really work until Harry thought of two on one.
~You take the left eye and I the right, full power and lets see what happens" Harry linked, like he didn't have any vocal cord in this form any how. That worked really well on the first giant he keeled over onto his back petrified. The second giant while petrified toppled face forward onto The Three Broomsticks kind of bending the building, a little, actually quite a lot.
The girls were flying high in many ways; their song captivated the death eaters as fast as they 'apperated' in. They just stared at the beautiful girls as the song immobilized them.
Harry changed to his human form in front of The Three Broomsticks and sent a Patronus to the school and another Patronus to the ministry requesting Aurors Harry really wondered why there were no Aurors here already. Harry was about ready to call it a win for the home team when a pop in front of him showed no one other than Volde.
"Hay Tom, you missed all the fun" Harry knew this would piss him off and start one of his long rants of what he would do to Harry and how great he was as the greatest wizard in the world bla, bla, bla.
Just as Volde started his verbal assault, Harry raised both arms. From his left hand he fired a 'Confringo' which blasted Volde's shield he knew he would erect and he pointed his finger from his right hand and a blinding white curse sprung forward. Volde was encased in a glass like case frozen in time.
"Dobby, Winky, yelled Harry as he was just a little full of adrenaline.
POP,POP
"Yes your Devine Lord Sir.
"Dobby is it possible that you and Winky can pop this case to the Island and put it on the boat. Is that possible?"
"No problem you Devine Lord", and Dobby starts a little dance with Winky. "The Devine Lord got another one; The Devine Lord got another one" with that the case, Dobby and Winky pop out. The girls land by Harry and return to human form and a group hug and a lot of kissing commences.
"The Death eaters will stay that way for about half and hour or so, the question is where the Aurors are", grumbled the girls and Harry?
Well the Aurors did not show so a few minutes later 'Erecta fasciis Uiuarium' could be heard from seven people around Hogsmeade Village. It was not to hard, lift the left sleeve and if there was a dark mark Erecta fasciis Uiuarium' and if not nothing was done; they would come out of the entrancement shortly.
Finally, all of the Death Eaters were fixed and the innocents came out of the Siren entrancement and what was funny was most people just continued enjoying the fair, which was odd.
At the first Aurors pop Harry and the girls hurried over and explained that it appeared that all the mummies were death eaters with wands awaiting Auror transportation. As the Aura stunned one of the mummy's, unwrapped it and found the dark mark, Harry and the girls had slipped off to Hogwarts.
~Mom we are back, could you let me know when the crowd arrives" asked Harry.
~Anything for my favorite son, giggle, giggle.
Harry then sent a Patronus to the Headmistress saying that they would show up in two hours. Harry took the girls to the kitchens for a meal before the 'fit hit the shan'.
About an hour later:
~"Son you really got an impressive crowd showing up, The Headmistress, your ex parents, the Minister of Magic, the head of the DMLE (Amelia Bones, six assorted Aurors and someone from the Department of Mysteries).
~Thank you Mom, now if you would help me this is what I would like you to do…
~Giggle, giggle, you really want to piss them off don't you my son?
~Oh! Yea! Harry and the girls said in unison over the link.
Harry 'faded' everyone back to their quarters, all had a quick soak and new robes, and Daf was now in charge of clothes, finally Harry 'faded' all to the headmistress office.
Harry had figured that the Minister would do something on this order to impress, so Harry had prepared. The Headmistress sat behind her desk, directly in front of her desk in the two squishy chairs sat the Minister and the Head of the DMLE who was Susan's aunt. Off to the right were seven hardback chairs and behind them six Aura and one person from the Department of mysteries. The Minister would want the first impression to be who was in charge. This seating would require Harry and the girls to stand or take the hard chairs.
The Minister got a little surprise as his and the head of the DMLE chairs got pushed over to where the hardback chairs were. Suddenly a large squishy couch appeared with pillows at its foot. Immediately Harry and the girls appeared. Harry sitting on the couch in the middle with a girl sitting next to him on either side, on either side of his legs was Gin and Sue sitting on pillows, Lily had the pillow on the floor between his legs, Luna was standing behind the couch with her arms on Harry's shouders.
There were utterances from everyone until Harry shouted, "Shut up, the lot of you. Now were there any problems with our mummies? I assume they were all Death Eaters and you have carted them all away?"
"The Minister started with "NO and err Yes, but we heard you got He-who-must-not-be-named".
"I got Voldemort, Where did you hear that", grinned Harry.
"Don't you give us that garbage, you will give us what we want to know or you and your girls will rot in Azkaban until you do…..." the minister never got to finish.
The room started violently shaking, violently enough that the Aurors were hardly able to remain standing.
"Easy Lady Hogwarts, I'm sure the Minister NOW realizes that if he tried that if you didn't do him in I would with a duel to the death," Harry said aloud and through the link.
"We have several witnesses that said you captured him in a glass cage and he disappeared" Amelia said in a commanding voice.
"That is neither here nor there," said Harry. "If lets say hypothetically that I have him, then I would make sure he doesn't come back. However hypothetically, if the Ministry was to force me to admit I had him or try to force me to turn him over I would surly turn him loose for the Ministry to catch, hypothetically speaking of course".
The room started its uproar so Harry waved a silencing charm around himself, the girls and the headmistress. "Tea would be nice Headmistress". The Headmistress broke into a laugh, which was quite unusual for her. After tea was served and everyone else had run out of breath, Harry dropped the silencing charm.
Amelia took the time to put in a shot at Sue.
"Sue, don't you have any shame, sitting at the feet of someone like a slave?"
"Sue looked up and smiled and said "Auntie, there isn't anyone in this school that doesn't know that Harry and I are shagging our brains out every night, besides he's cute".
That caused several people to inhale their tea instead of drinking it.
The man from the Department of mysteries spoke up. "I'm Anderson from the Department of Mysteries".
"We know" said Daf "we have met before".
"I don't remember you young lady".
"Of course not your still back there in the other dimension" giggled Mil.
"Oh! Here comes that dimension crap again" said Lily Potter.
"Your bonded aren't you!" stated Anderson.
"Yep" said Gin.
"Have you been able to establish the link yet?" asked Anderson.
"Only for the last eighty years or so" answered Lily.
"If I might, I would like to talk to you seven after this is all over, in private that is" Anderson did not bat an eye when he spoke.
"No problems" said Harry.
The silence was suddenly broken by asking if Harry could guarantee that Volde would not come back. Harry of course said that he could not guarantee that the sun would come up in the morning but if everyone in the room swore a vow of secrecy that he would explain. Explain hypothetically, that if he had Volde how we could be sure Volde would not return. That is if the Ministry helped.
It took a few minutes for everyone to swear the oath.
"Horacrux's" was the one word that was needed. It took however a few minutes for Anderson to fill in everyone what that was.
Harry explained that Volde was not dead, would not escape, and if he did he would die from other pressures alone, but the ministry would have to do in the Horacrux's. Harry said that he would fill in Anderson how many and where and what curses protected them. Of course, when he said more than one the babble started anew.
Harry asked a few questions on his own, like where were the Aurors while he was mummy wrapping the death eaters, like how many was the final total, and was anyone hurt in the attack.
It seemed that the Ministry itself was under attack and not all the bureaucrats knew one end of the wand from another. So while they were hiding in their offices every Auror in the country was there to defend the Ministry. No Auror died and few Deatheaters had, it had been a diversion. At Hogsmeade Village two hundred twenty three death eaters were captured, two giants petrified, eight locals died along with four students. Most were inside the Three Broomsticks. Harry was reassured that the deaths were not from the falling giant, which had only caused property damage.
The meeting with Anderson was quite long and was finally wrapped up with Anderson's assurance that short of a few tests, six at the most, that the department would leave Harry alone. They did ask if the tests turned out as they thought that Harry would at least hear them out on their proposal. They finally agreed to meet Monday morning at the Department of Mysteries. Harry and the girls headed off to the lake to sit, chat, and otherwise relax.
"Girls, I am depressed, how long do you think this is going to keep going?
"I know Harry, I would like to visit daddy and kick his ass but he's not calling me anymore," Lily griped.
"Harry, we had up to eighty years last time, didn't we enjoy it? Ask Mil.
"Actually Harry I'm looking forward to eighty years shagging the hell out of you" Sue purred.
"My turn, my turn" said Luna.
"Actually I enjoyed it all very much, why don't we go in and harass Lady Hogwarts then have a meal and see if we can get into trouble 'My Ladies'.
The link lit up with groans and 'here we go again'.
"NO! Shouted Sue, as legal advisor to this group we must fulfill our responsibilities. Lets 'fade' to the island and tomorrow have another picnic and dump our worries in the Mariana trench besides its warm and sunny there". If there ever was, the sound of a Harry and his girl's 'fading', then it was heard at that time.
Winky provided a superior feast, which everyone enjoyed, and a wild beach party was organized by Mil yelling something like "last one in is…" it never got finished as everyone ran for the surf.
Morning brought a boat trip with picnic basket and elves in little sailor suits, Harry even got his captain's hat. Volde was given a bon-voyage with a flurry of chicken bones and all wished him a happy swim. Monday morning Harry popped himself and the girls in front of Anderson's desk, which confused Anderson a lot. Not many people knew there way around the Department of Mysteries any less 'apperating' inside it which is impossible.
"Harry please follow me, we would like to check your power level, it just takes a second and is painless" said Anderson.
Harry and the girl entered a dumb looking room with all kinds of mad scientist looking things. Anderson handed Harry a ball like object and explained the test.
"You hold the ball, the results are forwarded to the machine in the corner and it prints out the results. That is it really.
"What are you looking for, asked Harry?
"Well an average wizard will register about three hundred, a super powerful will get around six hundred, the record is nine hundred and the machine only goes to one thousand, beyond that its unknown".
Anderson was amused as the girls started wagering on how powerful Harry would turn out. All bet around nine hundred except Luna and she bet way higher.
"They sure believe in you Harry," laughed Anderson.
"Well agreement makes for a happy family", chuckled Harry.
"So Ladies first" Harry quipped.
Anderson taped the ball with his wand, it glowed, and then the machine spit out a piece of paper. Anderson took it, read it and just stared at the paper until the girls started harassing him. He then took the ball in his own hand, taped his wand to the ball. When he read the paper with his results, he just shook his head.
Well when everyone started in on him and he replied by handed Harry one of his girl's results.
"I thought the machine was broke but when I checked my results they came in right where they should be"
"Well" asked Sue. Harry must have been to slow as she snatched the paper from his hand and read, 'UNKNOWN'.
Anderson just said, "UNKNOWN means it's higher than one thousand"
After all the girls registered 'UNKNOWN', it was now Harry's turn. Harry touched the ball and the machine exploded, the paper said 'UNKNOWN'.
Luna squealed and spun around happily. "I won double "Harry time" the other girls were pouting.
"Well I can see why Voldemort and company didn't stand a chance with you lot" Anderson laughed.
Gin thought aloud, "I wonder what Brianna would have registered".
The silence that followed got Anderson to asking questions but was not satisfied when Harry said, "She's a friend from another school". Anderson did not push further.
Brianna was an odd sort; she showed up for Christmas but after a couple of months disappeared. This odd behavior of disappearing for six months at a time got Harry and the girls curious. Brianna swore that while not bonded the she was true to Harry but had commitments that had to be accomplished. Harry was happy, the bond was happy so they learned to live with the odd behavior of one Brianna the Elf.
Harry and his girls did miscellaneous items, some teaching, especially Harry in his dueling pitch. No one had problems with him there, as he was not paid money and the students loved it. After many years, it was time to disappear and they did to the island.
Hermione fulfilled the marriage contract but in spite kept the little girl that was born but disappeared with her. Harry kept the money vault for her open and detectives reported that the child was being cared for in the best possible manner. The girls and Harry decided that fighting over the child was a no win situation, especially for the child.
Harry and the girls grew old but not in body and they were forgotten on the island. The Potters never had an heir and never kicked Harry out of House Gryffindor so the island became theirs after all. Suddenly one day Harry disappeared and awoke in the dark, AGAIN!
"Ah! Come on guys what now?" groaned Harry.
The lights slowly came up and there was the council smiling and giggling.
"You know you guys have been at this too long and you all getting senile. Giggling like old women" Harry growled.
"Now Harry, are you ready for the 'Next great adventure'? Back to fifteen again, ah, the life", Destiny chuckled.
"First off, do you have Dumbeldork back there some place that was his excuses for everything"?
"By the way Lily and I and a few others have a bone to pick with you perverts. Why no kids?"
All they would say or do was giggle like Lady Hogwarts and say, "You will see, you will see".
"Well you better send Lily over first thing, last time I thought she was going to kill me for leaving her behind, like I have any say in all of this AGAIN where is Bea" huffed Harry.
Harry woke in his bed at #4 Privet drive. It was the same cruddy left over place he had originally started his life's adventure. Harry thought that there had better be some great change in the Dursley's or Harry was going to do to them like he promised the council, he was going to…"
Brianna suddenly appeared in his bed, the door to Harry,'s room opened and an "EEP" croaked out of Dudley's cheek sagging face and he ran.
"BOY, get down he NOW! Vernon yelled… Harry had a wicked grin on his face as he grabbed his wand.
Harry happily skipped down the stairs with Brianna and faced Vernon.
"Boy I am tired of you and your type of 'freaks', I want that freak eared slut out of here and I want you out back and I want that fence painted and the grass cut".
"Why am I here Vernon, asked Harry?
"You know that freak with the white beard makes us keep you here"
"Now to answer you request for me to work on the fence. Not a chance Whale ass! This is my mate and you have over stepped anyone's idea of bad manners and bad breath" responded Harry.
"Don't you cheek me you little…"
"Get Whale blubber two to do it, my day's of free labor here are through, in fact I think I am through with this place"
A couple of things happened very close to each other, Dudley came out of his room expecting to see Harry get walloped again, which was fun. Petunia came out of the kitchen with her rubber gloves on seeing Brianna and her lack of dress, Petunia grabbed her chest. Harry wondered if she ever took those gloves off. Vernon was waddling at him arm raised to deliver his fist into Harry's face.
Harry looked at his finger and saw the Goblin ring. He tapped it and a Golem appeared and did a two-step on Vernon, Harry waved his hand and Dudley and Vernon flew out the door, Harry turned to Petunia and told her to leave the house because he wanted to do some obscene things.
Harry pointed his hand up the stairs and said "incindio", again at the living room "incindio", again at the kitchen "incindio". The house was now alive with fire.
"Well it looks like we will not be coming back to here now won't it? Have a nice day family of mine, come Brianna lets see whatt we have at Hogwarts".
Suddenly a Gringotts Owl appeared and gave Harry a letter and departed. Gringotts requested Harry's presents at Gringotts immediately. Harry 'faded' with Brianna to Gringotts to the room he always met the head Goblin in and he was not disappointed.
"Griphook", some other elder Goblins and some warriors were in the room, "it's good to see you again, I see you have risen to head man, you are the bank president I presume?
One look at Brianna and every Goblin in the place were prostrated on the floor. Brianna told them to resume their lives and gave Harry a kiss.
"How is it you know me human and where did you get that ring and how in the hell did you get in here, looked pissed?
"Now Griphook is that any way to speak with my mate," Brianna purred. The Goblins paled and again hit the floor.
Harry laughed and said "it's a very long story and I doubt you will believe me. The head of Gringotts gave the ring to me about 160 years ago when I was appointed Ambassador to the Goblin nation. I did not wizard 'apperate' here I Goblin 'faded'. Before Griphook could do anything Harry extended his arm and with the palm face up performed a piece of Goblin magic only the élite Goblins knew and no wizard was allowed to know. Griphook stood and approached Harry and bowed as he said "You Highness". Harry had just said, "Please no need and it's just Harry Griphook" when 'bang', Lily arrived and was trying to kiss him to death.
"Sorry Griphook this is my other bonded, Lily daughter of Destiny, and if you are confused join the club, I never have things happen to me half way".
"This means the prophecy is true, correct and real," Griphook stated with gasps and trying to hide his trembling.
"With all respect I have no idea what is going on, I was just getting use to being 80 again in a sixteen year old body and bang I am fifteen, in another dimension AGAIN, so I need you to fill me in and I will fill you in. I have always had the greatest respect for the Goblin nation and have found that we get along extremely well, and since my mate is a relative of yours…"
Griphook told of a prophecy that stated that a wizard from a differed place would lead the goblins in a battle against the wizards and the Goblins would be victorious. That a wizard would rule with the goblins and Elven, forever more.
"Griphook I know the Goblins and I would never lead the Goblins in a war BUT a battle could be a very different thing. So let's get to work on these prophecies".
/Scene Break/
Harry found that as in his first dimension he was an orphan, Black was dead, the will left him every thing, Harry then gave a list of vaults he was claiming or titles to the Goblins. The Goblins did the emancipation thing, again. He had so many rings he was almost a walking gold mine. At least they were invisible unless he wanted them to show. The next thing was to pick up Merlin's staff, a wallet for money, those spell books. Now the only thing that he needed was to head off to Olivanders for his holsters then head for his Gryffindor quarters. Griphook had one final shock for Harry.
"Harry our office has dispatched a formal notification to your Queen of England and the Ministry of Magic that you 'Prince Harry are heir apparent' to the Goblin nation and have diplomatic immunity in Great Briton".
"Whoa" exclaimed Lily, Brianna laughed and commented "Those relative of yours Lily are a real pant load, and do they ever stop?"
"Yea, isn't that something to try and get a grasp on, like unlimited power and prestige, it's too bad that the only thing I want is a little time with you two, alone" sighed Harry.
"Griphook may you blade take your enemies blood and drip rubies in return" both Griphook and Harry bowed to each other and Harry 'faded' to Olivander's.
Brianna growled, "Harry you are being too nice to blood thirsty greedy beings".
Harry just shrugged and just before Harry, Brianna and Lily could enter Olivander's shop a ministry owl showed up, extended his leg with a letter from the ministry.
Dear Mr. Potter,
We have received intelligence, that the Incindio spell was used at your place
of residence this evening at two minutes past nine.
As you know, underage wizards are not permitted to perform spells
outside school, and further spell work on your part may lead to
expulsion from said school (Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of
Underage Sorcery, 1875, Paragraph C).
We would also ask you to remember that any magical activity that
risks notice by members of the non-magical community (Muggles) is
a serious offense under section 13 of the International Confederation
of Warlocks' Statute of Secrecy.
Enjoy your holidays! Yours sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
IMPROPER USE OF MAGIC OFFICE
Ministry of Magic
The first owl had just left when a second appeared.
Dear Mr. Potter,
We have received intelligence that you performed the Incindio spell at three minutes past nine this morning in the presence of a Muggle.
The seventy of this breach of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery has resulted in your expulsion from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand.
As you have already received an official warning for a previous offence under Section 13 of the International Confederation of Warlocks' Statute of Secrecy, we regret to inform you that your presence is required at a disciplinary hearing at the Ministry of Magic at 9 a.m. on the twelfth of August.
Hoping you are well,
Yours sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
The bird tried to leave, "Hang on there feather duster I have a reply for you".
Mafalda Hokirk
Sincerely, send over a division of Ministry Representatives and if you can find the house please break everything you can find. About destroying my wand? Not a chance, as for expelling me, "Har'de Har, Har". The Disciplinary hearing will be lonely for you without me but feel free to assemble it.
Further you can send what ever incompetent minister you now have over to Hogwarts and Dumbledummy's office. I will be arriving sometime today to explain the facts of life to them, tell them to be there and wait my arrival.
Yours insincerely
Lord Gryffindor/Potter
"The morons have a ministry charm on my wand for under age magic use and Dumdumb probably has a tracking charm on it to"
Harry headed to Olivander for a special holster to shrink and hide his wand, staff, and knives. The holsters made everything invisible.
"Mr. Potter would you raise you arm up so I may measure your reach for all the different types of holsters you requested?" asked Olivander.
"Eeep, oh Morgana" was all that came from Olivander as Harry hand curled around the hilt of a sword that materialized in his hand.
"Merlin! It's Gryffendor's sword," Olivander gasped.
"I had forgot all about the sword?" were the only words Harry could come up with as his mind-started running a kilometer a minute.
"You must be Lord Gryffendor's descendent as only an heir could call the sword," mumbled Olivander.
"Ah, Lord Potter, err Lord Merlin or should I call you Lord Gryffendor? The history of the sword of Gryffendor is seeped with mystery and tails. The best information states that the sword will always change to meet the wielder's needs but only the heir of Gryffendor may call the sword. If you don't believe me look at the inscriptions on the sword".
Harry just let the man rant, he would probably be making a 'floe' call to Dumbdumb soon.
Olivander was just ecstatic in providing holsters for all the knives, daggers and the staff, which shrunk down to fit as a wand would. The sword holster strapped on Harry's back and when the blade slipped in all the armament disappeared. Harry still knew where everything was and could feel each, actually he felt like a walking armory. Well he needed and aarmory with a gold mine on his hand.
After his holster purchases he headed to his jewelry store to replace all the rings, bracelets necklaces that have been lost each time they moved dimensions, his girls deserved the best and he was determined that they keep something which in most cases was good memories (delivery would be made in the near future). Harry Popped to Lord Gryffindor quarters with Lily and Brianna.
Upon arriving:
~Hi Mom, you son has returned
~Why you little scamp how are you doing
~Great Mom, another dimension another adventure another pain in the ass
~Speaking of pain in the ass, Dumbedore has the Minister and Amelia with him
~Amelia is still the head of the DMLE?
~You got it and his Fudgeness is Minister.
~Just like in the movies Mom, Oh, Put in a table with Lord Gryffindor flags, better make it seating for ten at least
~What have you got planed this semester son.
~I'll have you know you are talking to Prince Harry and the Queen should be here sometime this year, are any of the players different or helpful to me?"
~No son, they are as they were in the last dimension minus your parents.
Harry found his trunk, thank goodness and planned another trip to Gringotts. Donning a set of very expensive robes he added the House of Griffindor emblem.
~Well let me get the introductions over with the incompetent leaders of our great nation" Harry 'faded' with Lily and Brianna to Dumbledore's office.
~"Well there they go; all wanting answers to things they could not help or do if they knew the answers and would be incapable of responding if they were told the answer. With all of them talking at the same time I wonder if …Which girl should we pick up first; I don't believe we would survive if we waited till September the 1st".
~Maybe Gin she is transportation, then Sue shes clothing then Daf for scheduling and then the rest, we could just cuddle for a day or two before we start couldn't we?
~I second that cuddling Lily" said Brianna.
~Well at least those stupid titles with the marrage contracts don't have contracts in this demension, Harry sighed.
That means no Luna and no Hermione? asked Lily.
Harry was going to answer but notice the room had gone quiet and everyone was staring at him.
"And?", Harry said out loud.
"Harry my dear boy…"
"You can stop that crap right now old man, first its Lord Potter or Prince Harry until I say different. Second your influence in my life has been terminated and for further interaction you need to ask and not assume".
"That's Headmaster to you Harry and I demand…"
"Listen asshole, you are not my headmaster until school starts and the next demand will put you and your wand of destiny in a hospital ward for the extraction of said wand".
"I think we have heard enough Minister, the boy is delusional and need to be confined. He burnt down his relative's house and is calling himself Prince Harry".
"I quite agree, Dumbledore," replied the Minister.
"How are you going to do that 'your Fudgeness'? I got your letters and I hope you got mine. So stick it. I have diplomatic immunity just for a starter"
"Your right Dumbledore he is Looney" the minister said ignoring Harry.
"Well I'm sure the Queen of the British Isles will be thrilled to hear I'm 'Looney'".
"Oh my god, you still don't have that incompetent Pouf Percy Weasley acting as your assistants do you? Amelia floe the jerk and ask if he is sitting on the ministers communications because if he is about to start a war" directed Harry.
"Madam Bones please get a couple of Aurors to escort Harry to St Mungo's".
"Harry tapped his Goblin ring and twelve goblin warriors appeared and the head warrior said, "Yes you're Highness".
"Stand fast until Amelia floe's the ministry, if they attack it's at your pleasure.
The Goblin smiled with a wicked grin and said "Thank you you're Highness".
"Dobby" said Harry
"Yes your Devine Lord and Exalted Highness Sir".
"Would you please get the elves to prepare tea and biscuits for this lot and my quarters are occupied again and we will be at the island or #12 Grimmwalt. Could you arrange the elves and get all the places ready for occupation?
"You may not tell my elves what to do Harry", Dumbeldummy has not learned yet.
"I'm sorry you're Dumbledum'ness but we are in the service of His royal Highness" Dobby said and POP.
"Ever so sorry old man" Harry laughed.
"I really would do that 'floe' thing Amelia, Percy is an incompetent boob and you know it, just like his Fudgeness here"
Amelia smiled, arose, and floe'd the ministry.
"You are correct Prince Harry the communiqués was received and the boob was sitting on it" Amelia smiled as she said it.
"Amelia, I must request with great trepidation an appointment to see your niece at your earliest convenience"
"This Saturday would be fine, but what is the problem?
"Alas it is private and your presence would be very necessary and informative for our future meetings"
"As you say Lord Potter"
"Ah, just call me Harry Amelia"
"I guess I will be here after September first…"
"No Harry you will be staying with me now that your relative house is gone…"
"Commander your services have been an honor on you and your men, may we soon celebrate by blooding our blade on our enemies, you are released" Harry bowed to the Goblins.
"By your leave you're Highness" and they left.
"Are you senile old man, it is Lord Potter or Prince Harry to you, and you have no say where I go or stay, so good day" Harry 'faded' himself, Brianna and Lily to their quarters.
"So Lily, Gin next?"
"Why not you're exulted, lording, almighty, cute thing"
"Watch you tongue wench or I may say off with your head"
They both laughed as Harry 'faded' all to the 'burrow'.
They arrived to a traditional hug that almost crushed Harry. They found however, that Gin was over at the Lovegood's and so the trudged up the hill.
"Should have called this a mountain cause it's on a very steep hill, I would 'fade' if I knew where I was going" Harry grouches.
"Ah there it is that rook looking place," pointed Lily
After knocking and an intro Harry and the girls entered and found Gin and Luna on Luna's bed looking at magazines. Gin of course recognized Harry as did Luna buat only from school. Luna had never bonded and was an unknown in this dimension.
"Luna, look its all going to look kind of strange but I need to talk to Gin if you don't mind. Luna got up and passed her hand on Harry's arm as she passed and both ended on their bums.
"Poo" groaned Harry.
"Thats my line Harry."
"Luna take my hand please" she did
"Oh! Why have you just bonded to me, I thought we only had a marriage bond, so when is it Harry time?"
"Just a moment Luna, Ginny would you help Lily and I to get Luna up?"
Ginny of course tried to help but Harry touched her and she yelled, "Harry, oh Morgana" and jumped on Harry kissing him. This uncoupled Luna and Harry's hands and Luna lunged for the bonds contact. Lily was laughing like hell and when every one looked up from the pile there stood Luna's father. That took some explanation but surprisingly not that much. He understood bonding and strange things like crumple horned snorkacks.
So they 'faded' to the burrow and had a family get together which was around the kitchen table. While Bill and Charley were elsewhere and Percy was a gone prat, all the rest attended. Molly did not like it but the twins were laughing, Ron was silent but red, Author was of course reasonable.
"So Harry how many do you have bonded" asked Author.
"Six Sir, but believe me it's not by my doing, I love all my Ladies very much but how this happens is still part of fate's or destiny's joke or plan.
"Yea my father is a real joker" grimmest Lily.
It would have just died there but Ron finally opened his mouth.
"Are you going to try to bond with Hermione also? Ron was growling and livid.
Lily and Gin started laughing like hell but Ron was still glaring at Harry and Luna who were holding hands.
"Ron you have to understand that I Harry am not the Harry you knew, Luna, and Gin are not the same that 'you' knew, they are not possessed they are bonded with me and a bond is for eternity. So every dimension I unwilling enter my girls follow, they are mine and I am theirs".
"So are you going to take Hermione?"
Gin laughed and shoved Ron, "she's not bonded Ron she has a marrage contract with Harry"
Ron bolted from the room before anyone could correct Ginny missinformation.
Both Millicent Bulstrode and Daphne Greengrass was a real test of patience but whether the parents liked it or not there was the fact Harry and the bonding were here to stay.
Harry again checked to see if Bea was at the old flat or at her parents but everyone, they found were strangers to Harry and never heard of Bea. The girls knew of course through the link and tried to cheer up Harry because they knew that down deep he missed her.
Finally, the day came for Suzan Bones; Amelia admitted Harry and to her surprise a gaggle of girls. Harry sat very nobly in his chair and awaited Susan to enter while having tea with Amelia.
Amelia was astounded that the girls tried to be as close to Harry as they could. In fact, Amelia thought it quite odd that Luna Lovegood was sitting on Harry's lap the whole time. He had a girl on each arm and on the floor by each of his legs and the last was backed up against his knees, however while Amelia had heard of Luna's odd behavior from Susan it didn't fit her knowlege of Harry Potter or a pure blood lord.
"Amelia, I have been calling you that because you and I go back a long way. While you do not remember this, I must tell you everything I can, as I will need your support as the DMLE head. Fudge is a joke as you know it and I assume there is a Voldemort in this world".
"What do you mean you assume and this world?"
"I will show you something in a minute and while you will be upset it is in fact real. It takes a lot of insanity to believe or say what I will say. However it is true and will be explained to you fully after I make my speech and then Susan will confirm it by a touch".
"Beats me auntie" shrugged Susan.
"I and all my Ladies are soul bonded, we bonded as far back as 200 years ago, and we are beginning to forget how many years. Further, we have so far visited at least three dimensions and all dimensions are almost exactly the same. I have become very powerful, so powerful that there is no measurement and the gods have stated that I will become even more powerful. What I need is your support, Fudge is incompetent, Dumbledore has his agenda and an army and of course Voldemort and his minions. I want no power or land or to be in charge, but I will make things right. In three dimensions, I have had your support and with that, I will prevail. I do not wish to rule but if I asked, the Goblin nation has sworn to follow me to war. I ask for your support, you may have to cover up some of my more obvious flaws, are you in with me and my Ladies so far?"
"I understand what you have said but how can I trust you?" asked Amelia.
"Amelia I cannot explain what is technically going on, such as what happens when we leave? Do our bodies end their existence? All I can say is that I and my Ladies will live here somewhere around 200 years. That is unless Destiny plays another swap on us.
"Susan come here!" directed Harry. "Touch me where ever you feel comfortable with, just do it"
Susan touched Harry on his neck and then flew into his arms, this of course dislodged Luna who dragged all three onto the floor followed by the entire group.
"My love, my darling, we have done it again and are together again, I was so lonely when you left, we thought, well we hoped Lily would kill her father for what he did".
"What do you mean kill her father for what he did, demanded Amelia?
After a bit of all the girls helped each other back to the chair, all the while giggling.
"Amelia let me introduce Lily Moirai Sarpedon, the daughter of destiny, daughter of fate, or better know as Lady Lily Myrddin Potter Black I may have the order wrong but you get the idea. It is my pleasure to introduce Lady Susan Myrddin Potter Black Palamedes Sue curtsied. Further each of my Ladies are more than Ladies of pedigrees, they are pure power only rivaling by me".
"You forgot Brianna", giggled Sue.
While speechless, but with her mind swirling with information, thoughts and what 'the hell' is going on, Amelia was just dumbfounded.
"Amelia what you see here is something like a universal cleaning crew for each dimension we are forced into. If Fudge needs to be removed, we will insure he is voted out, if Dumbledore needs to leave, we will have him fired, if Volde wants to send in Deatheaters, we will capture them or if necessary kill them. After we clean up the mess we disappear and are soon forgotten, then the next dark lord is yours to prevent".
Oh I see where you are going with this, a bloodless Coup de teat, to take out the minister, Dumbledore and a large part of the Wizengamot", mused Amelia.
"Well bloodless is not normaly the way they go but generaly you are correct" corrected Lily.
"If you are with us then we are cooking, I can put some other races on the Wizengamot and they can all argue over who is more important, should take centuries to come to an agreement on anything of importance. The girls and I like a little bit of teaching and a lot of fun at the beach where the sun is fabulous. Now if you believe us then what will happen is we will stay for about 180 years before the powers above try to move us, quite a time for peace and if we're smart building a defense against the next dark lord".
"Is Susan really Susan or has she been co-opted/possessed? Shit, do you know how to defeat Voldemort?" asked Amelia.
"Oh good question, Susan is Susan as far as I know. Defeat Volde, oh! Yea! But your office needs to do some things and it needs to be a sworn secret, if it ever gets out you will have hundreds of dark lords", warned Harry.
"Oh I have just the team, let me say if what you and Susan say is correct and truthful I will back you to the sweet end of victory for the wizard race"
"So Amelia if you will excuse us but there are a few things that must be accomplished in the near future"
"Of course Harry, be safe Susan" said Amelia.
"Oh, is it time for you to shag me unconscious?" asked Luna.
"Yes dear if that's what you wish" smiled Harry
"Oh you had better believe it because then I want the rest, you know the singing part".
Harry and the girls just shook their heads as Luna was going to be a lively part of the group.
Harry was now a bit confused, Lily said he was missed in the last dimension. This was getting more confusing.
All 'faded' to the bath and a sexual reunion commenced. Dobby and Winky were ecstatic, new cleaning, new buying of robes etc and Harry Potter and his Ladies were back, the joy, the work, they were bonded to Harry as well.
Harry did shag Luna unconscious!