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Rated: T
A bit of Twilight bashing
Edward Cullen
Twilight
"A... what?" Kagome blinked, looking taken back as she watched the ethereal-looking male step into the sunlight, "You mean, like, British faeries?" She couldn't help but snicker, ignoring how Edward frowned at her, "I'm not really familiar with the English word 'Vampire'."
Edward ran his cold hand through his bronze hair in a human-like fashion, "British faeries?" He repeated in disbelief, quite offended by his potential interest's suggestion, "What... I don't even–"
"Well, explain this vampire thing to me, then," Kagome huffed, pouting because Edward was frowning heavily at her, "You don't need to have a hissy fit over it."
Edward took in a deep breath, though he didn't really need to, "A vampire is a monster who consumes human blood," He explained as carefully and patiently as he could, "We are quite prominent in European legends."
Kagome blinked, stayed silent for a moment as she thought of her knowledge about European legends, "Oh!" The miko's eyes lit up as she finally realised what he was talking about, "You mean Kyuketsuki!"
"Kyu-what?" It was Edward's turn to blink, sighing silently and wondering why he was so interested in this particular girl.
"You're sure you're a Kyuketsuki? I mean, you kinda sparkle like a faery..."
It was times like this he missed Bella...