Once again it has been absolutely ages since I've updated... *hangs head* On the bright side, though, this is chapter 36, so that means after this I have eight chapters left to comment on... Which means if I marathon the updates, I could be done pretty quickly. Thank God these are short.

AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111This time, I'm not going to even bother telling her she's wasting her time. I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz! Why, just because we don't appreciate your "goffickness?" I'm nineteen, thank you very much. 111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 Ten bucks says this person gave her a negative review. o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help! Why is she still thanking Raven when Raven has obviously stopped helping her with her story a long time ago? 111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111 Damn, I wish I could go to England...

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I loked around in a depresed way. Everything you do is in a depressed way, Ebony. If not, then it's in a sexy way. Or a gothic way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B'lody Mary, Socrates And why did Tara rename one of the characters after a Greek philosopher? Did she somehow think it fit with her "goff" themed names? and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.

"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111" I know, right? Snape obviously made some poor life choices when he was younger. Thank God he stopped being the ridiculous dimwit that he now accuses Ebony and her friends of being.

"Yah I no." Serious said sadly.

"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.

Hi fuker." I said. Don't you just love how Ebony and co. greet each other? "Hey there, bitch." "Hi, motherfucker!" I mean, can you imagine living in a society where people greet each other using curse words and middle fingers? That would be kind of scary, if you ask me. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit *groans* No, no new outfits for Ebony! She already has too many! Please, spare us the clothing description for once! for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too." NO MORE OUTFITS FOR EBONY!

"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik ...That wasn't even a pun. Or was it? Meh, I guess that counts as a shot, since Tara thinks it's hilarious when it really isn't.) gasped B'lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?" NO! NO SHOPPING FOR EBONY!

"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Trevolry. Why? Is slitting your wrists somehow more enjoyable when you're doing it in a group? I mean, I certainly wouldn't know, since I'm not a cutter.

"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow.

"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Enoby." Darko said resultantly. Not even a love potion would work for Ebony. But then again, in the MI universe, Ebony doesn't even need a love potion in order to have guys falling in love with her, which raises the question of why she needs it in the first place.

"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so let's go.

We went sexily Is there anything this girl doesn't do "sexily?" to Potionz class. But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was…Cornelio Fuck!11111 O.O What kind of last name is that?

"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily. Why are you asking for Dumbledore when Snape's the one who's supposed to be there?

"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. Did he (or rather, she) kill Ebony yet? "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. First Alzheimer's, now cancer? Poor Dumbles. "Now do ur work!111"

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.

"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111" Dude's the Minister of Magic, yet he has to go get someone else? Like he doesn't have the authority on his own to deal with them?

He stomped out angrily.

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. That sounds disgusting. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.

"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Good for him! We really don't care how sexy he is right now! It has nothing to do with anything! Suddenly…"HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted. Don't shoot at Hagrid, shoot at Ebony! She's the one who needs to die!

I looked around….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Poison? Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.

"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…Amnesia Portion!111 And that's supposed to get rid of Ebony... how? She'll still be around, even if she doesn't know who the fuck she is... Though, maybe that's a good thing?