After Kisame, bless his heart, found clothes for Jugo everyone reconvened in the living room. "So, let me get this straight." Mar started, rubbing her temples. "Team Sunshine needs blood, and Team Emo needs affection. Does anyone else think this sounds backwards?" Sasu-kitty gave her a look, turning his little nose up at her. Mar ignored the little beast in favor of rubbing Sai's ears. She had always adored Sai, since his character was just so... fun. Not that she expected any of her other boys to agree, once they got a taste of his non-existent personality.
Plus the boy could draw, and Mar had also always been jealous of this fact. She couldn't draw a straight line to save her soul. Back on topic. "Oh! And I was also informed that it's nearly time for you all to leave. Say a month, give or take, which means we will all be together for Halloween."
"What's that?" Naruto asked, flipping through a manga he'd found on the table. "A holiday designed with you in mind." Mar grinned ruffling his hair. Naruto scowled as he waved her hand away. "So, which costume road shall I travel?" There were two choices, awesome scary or barely clothed slutty. Most female costumes fall into the second category, sadly. Mar refused to use the second category, on principal, and usually buys costumes with two purposes in mind. Halloween, and Anime Boston.
Which means that the costume would have to be a cosplay, but which anime? Originally, Mar had planned on being Obito. Not Tobi-Obito, young Obito. The one that strongly reminded Mar of Naruto. Now, she wasn't sure if that would be a great idea. Mar was actually pretty sure it would be a horrible idea, but she had no idea what other option she had. Maybe a redo of her Mello period? Mar would have to ponder the question. "Group cosplay! One that I can pull off solo, when you all abandon me."
"We aren't abandoning you, Mar." Itachi denied idly, reading the third Harry Potter. Itachi reads the way she does, at the speed of light. Apparently going steadily blind doesn't hinder that at all. "Call it what you will, it's still abandonment. I'm going to develop a complex." Mar pouted, using the puppy eyes that had served her well with Hidan. Itachi just patted her on the head. Sighing in defeat, Mar went over to her laptop to search for an anime with enough characters for everyone. "Not gonna fucking happen." Hidan dismissed, lounging in the recliner. He seemed to have claimed the t.v from Sasori, who was pouting over in the corner. "Oh, why not?" Mar asked. "There's free candy in it for me, if I play my cards right."
"I'll go with you, Mar." Naruto offered, flipping another page. "Awesome! Fine, you spoilsports can just miss out." Mar wrapped an arm around Naruto's neck, squeezing slightly in a hug. "A two man team, right. ... I dub thee Matt." Mar eyes him, making Naruto uncomfortable. "How do you feel about dying your hair?"
"Why would I dye my hair?" Naruto asked, bewildered. Mar started typing on the laptop, clicking around until she found the perfect picture. "Because of him!" Mar announced, spinning the screen around with a flourish. "If I resurrect my Mello cosplay, you can be him."
"Who is him?" Naruto asked, staring at the bright red hair. "This is Matt, Mello's best friend. Do it." Mar grinned at him, flashing the peace sign. "Be my best friend. Please." Naruto sighed. Then he seemed to think about it for a bit. Finally, after much ado, Naruto nodded. "But do I really have to dye my hair? Can't I just do a transformation?" Mar paused, thinking it over. "Well, sure, if you want to be lazy about it."
"Cool! When are we doing this?" Naruto exclaimed, getting into the spirit. "It's not until the end of the month, so we have time to plan." Mar explained, already checking online for Matt cosplays in Naruto's size.
"But! I wanted to be Mar-chan's best friend..." Tobi complained, pouncing on Mar from behind. Bracing against the impact, Mar reached over her head and patted Tobi's. "It's alright, Tobi-love. You can be my real life best friend."
"Yay! That's even better!" Tobi then proceeded to strike a triumphant pose. For some reason, no one thought they had heard the end of that.
A/N I'm rapidly reaching the end of my story... I've never actually reached the end of a story before... I'm not sure how to feel about it...