JJ."
"Yes?"
"How."
"How what Noah?"
"How in all actual living christ did you light water on FIRE."
"I dunno."
"It is quite literally impossible to light literal tap water on fire."
"I mean...was supposed to be impossible. Its kinda happening right in front of us dude."
Went the back and forth between two children who were currently staring at a kettle that was completely untouched, save for the water inside of it. Said water had a flickering flame settled neatly across it by some ungodly force of nature. The two had been attempting to make some tea, but as soon as JJ had turned on the burner of the stove to start boiling the water, it immediately caught fire.
JJ and Noah continued to stare blankly at the flames lapping around the top of the kettle, but luckily not leaving that. Noah turned to JJ.
"We...should probably get that under control." He said.
"...Yeah. Let's do that. We'll figure out the physics later." They answered. With a flick of their finger, the kettle lifted off the stove. They went over to the sink, pouring more water into the kettle and dousing the flames, leaving the water black and swirling with specks of ash. They promptly poured it down the drain. Placing the kettle onto the sink for later investigation, both children stared at it for a while longer, pondering the situation.
"Let's...not do tea. We could just get some juice or something." Noah said. JJ nodded quickly in agreement. The two went over to the fridge for said juice. They opened the door, and JJ quickly grabbed any and all juice they saw, even a couple boxes in the back that were probably from when the school was still open, obviously expired. Noah stared in bewilderment at them.
"JJ. What are you doing." He asked. JJ seemed to space off for a second before shrugging.
"I wanna mix em all together." They said, dropping everything onto the counter and grabbing a bowl. Noah only watched as they mixed and matched different juices that were definitely NOT made to be mixed into one bowl. They also went back to the fridge a few times, grabbing some cherry cola and sprite, mixing a bit of those in too. When asked WHY they were mixing soda in too, they simply said "Because everything is better with soda." with an innocent look and left it at that. Halfway through they also decided they wanted to put salt, pepper, and pretty much any condiments they could find in as well as siracha. What they had in the end, was a pitch black mixture. A mixture that happened to also set fire a few seconds after they stood back to look at it.
"Oh." JJ said quietly. They leaned in and blew, which luckily seemed to blow it out. Immediately after that though, they both were extremely sure they started hearing screams of the damnmmed as two glowing eyes peered out of the bowl.
"Hey guys! What are you two doiiii-" Matildas voice slowed to a complete, horrified stop as she looked into the bowl, which had had three more sets of glowing eyes appear and had multiple far away tortured screams and whispers coming out of it. There was a long silence. The only sounds in the room were from the demon bowl.
"Know what? I'm just...gonna...leave you guys to whatever your doing." Matilda said, backing out of the room. Noah glared at JJ.
"I am telling literally everyone to never let you near the kitchen again." He said.
"Fair enough." JJ agreed. The two promptly looked up how to correctly close up holes into hell.